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more about #defamer more comments → kithkin: I'm hoping 3 is Kristen Bell but Christina Applegate makes sense too. But really! Veronica Mars! more » manchops: Okay. So where's the apology for your item "Why do they keep putting Sandra Bullock in Movies?" you ran a few months ago? Ummm, because she's the hig... more » LolpantsofArabia: I'm still going to see it tomorrow. And I still expect it to suck. more » KikiCanuck: If you can patent sex positions, I think that Kenan Thompson should think about doing it for The Jabberwocky. more » KikiCanuck: I'm not sure whether I am more disturbed by the idea of Avatar not sucking, or by the adoption of the Royal We in this post. more » cpjones: I still have no desire to see it. more » Baroness: "..our dread on memories of Titanic — which we still hold was the worst film ever made .." If you honestly think that Titanic was literally the wor... more » Niko Bellic: It looks like the trailers for Avatar are set to become the worst trailers in the history of trailers. There is not a single person who liked the tra... more » Mo MoDo: Somebody drank the blue colored Kool Ade. more » BullfightsOnAcid: Richard, I really thought your Avatar bashing was very extreme. Defamer has always been full of cynicism but you were dancing on the Avatar grave befo... more » Awesome X: I'm glad to see this. Now let's start bashing "Sherlock Holmes." That looks awful, like a steampunk "Pirates of the Caribbean." Gah. more » resipsaloquacious: Boy, Richard, will you be pissed when you realize the "cash" in that suitcase has Cameron's, not Franklin's face on it. more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: I happened to go back and read the New Yorker's profile of Cameron from a month or two back and while reading that article I had a sudden epiphany: J... more » AzureTexan: I'm just scared that we'll be so enamored of 3D that it will become an important part of our everyday lives. more » Freddie DeBoer: Every time I try to get enthusiastic, I see those goddamn blue catfaced fuckers and cringe. more » -
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You're Golden!
The Oscars are in six days, and while only a very few ever win that statue, the stars have your Academy Awards after the jump. Time to buy a gown. More » -
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Your Romantic Digital Transition Is In Retrograde
Congress stepped in to ensure your bubby's old Hitachi still receives snowy episodes of All My Children, but you have been given a similar window of opportunity to rethink your life and poor eating habits. More » -
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Are You Getting Laid or Laid-Off This Week?
Some special groundhog in Pennsylvania saw his shadow today, but it's that greasy otter in West Hollywood who you're worried about. Hooking up with him was a mistake, but he's wriggling into your love forecast. More » -
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21st Century Ox
With the Lunar New Year dropping, rebirth is in the air and you have a chance to revise some New Year's resolutions. Lose 15 pounds? Make that 5. Find peace? More like, find a job.
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Now Screening: 'Your Low Budget Future!'
Most of America has today off, but the stars never stop working on your future. Granted, the constellations might occasionally take a long lunch to return a dress, but they always feel guilty about it. More » -
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And The Bad Celestial Omen Goes To...
Are you sad having been left out of all the awards excitement? Now you know how Kate Winslet once felt. Don't worry, we have something for you. Accept your honor after the jump. More » -
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Take a Fresh Step in '09
Regardless of your New Year's party indiscretions, the possibilities are still endless for 2009. Maybe cut back on the drinking, but whoever you made out with in that alley will change your life. We promise. -
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Your New Year's Resolutions Revealed
Having a hard time coming up with resolutions for 2009? We understand the difficulty in coming up with ways to improve your already perfect life. But the stars know a few things you don't. -
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Harness Your Inner Power Animal
Hollywood drives people to choose alternate religions - Buddhism, Scientology, the Zone diet. For this week's horoscopes, we consulted a friend in the Shamanic community, who suggested some power animals to guide you. -
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Your Sloppy Seconds Are On Fire
With your holiday shopping done, cards mailed and plane tickets booked, just refill that valium prescription and you’re ready for family time. Will your trip home be It’s A Wonderful Life or Natural Born Killers? -
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Fire Signs
Is Venus in the third house this week? Is your first house still standing? The Southland has been through hell but hopefully better things are in store for the coming week. More »
