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L. Ron Hubbard enthusiast Tom Cruise asked for the paparazzi to give him and his wife, Katie Holmes, a minute before posing for pictures. Cruise took his wife behind a large grey door and reminded her of all the rules that comes with posing for pictures together. Cruise placed a strong emphasis on the need for them to hold hands as they walk. According to one source on the scene, Cruise told his wife it would also be great if she could lose that dead in eyes look as well.

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After successfully recruiting Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith into the Scientology fold, Katie Holmes ponders whether or not it's time to pop another fistful of Klonopins: "I know that Tom and David hate it when I self-medicate, but every girl has gotta have a vice, right? And no, Louboutins don't count. Maybe it'd be best to wait another thirty minutes. Yeah, that's the ticket. Okay, the clock starts ... now! No, wait. Maybe it should've started a minute ago, when I first started thinking about this. Okay, only 28 minutes left. Is it just me or is this clock running extra slow today? I hate Tuesdays. Such a worthless day."

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I know that's an extremely sacrilegious thought and a part of me morally objects to it, but how awesome would a remake of Rosemary's Baby starring Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes be? Obviously, it'd be played for laughs, but it'd one of those movies that Hollywood couples make to explain their love affair. Like Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn in Overboard.

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