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more about #defamer more comments → unclevanya: "tempermental/fuckingmental" wins you the Pillsbury Blue Ribbon. #sarahpalin more » VioletViolet: Still waiting for Fantastic Mr. Fox to reach non-selected cities next weekend. I know Gawker is all, "waah, hipster appeal! hoodie nation!" about it, ... more » SpyMagician: I’d like to go to the movies, but it gets dark at like 6:00pm now and all movies are about death, dying, when you will die, things dying, living... more » Helio: I have a long standing desire to make it to the end of the world just to see it all crash and burn. The grey and dusty and boring parts is more the po... more » Glib and Bitchy: Compare this weekend's Precious take of $6 million on 174 screens ($35,000 per screen) to last weekend's $1.8 million on 18 screens ($100,000 per -- I... more » ian spiegelman: Precious is based on the incredibly awful and embarrassing Push by a hateful presence who calls herself Saffire. She got roughly $500,000 for this hol... more » MrInBetween: Mid-November is such a boring, dreadful time of year. Halloween is over, the dread of Thanksgiving lurks on the horizon, SNL is aggressively sucking. ... more » RandomLunatic: I really would read I Hope They Smoke Adderall In Hogwarts. Then I would start a fanboy message board to parse it, and we'd get into long-winded, Adde... more » Awesome X: Team Quinn, indeed. She's grown on me. #glee more » Baroness: The idea that it was one of Rachel's dads who made the phone call has me chuckling immodestly. "Freak!". Sue MFS made me spit-take with that line. A... more » TedSez: This was the first episode of "Glee" I unabashedly liked. And it was actually what I disliked most about past episodes -- the cartoonish meanness -- t... more » AngriestGeek: I was bored senseless. It was the "Hey, Let's All Be Tolerant Hour." And without the love triangle with the wife and c0-worker it suffered. Not to ... more » naugahydeinplainsight: So is it wrong of me to be so disappointed that Kevin McHale, who plays Artie, is not disabled. I had been wondering before and last night's fantasti... more » mommy_dearest: Remember, when Quinn suggested that she would need help paying for doctor bills, Teri said no. So Quinn is not so shrewd after all. #glee more » pureblarney: So, um, yes. Last night was like a night of tear-filled surprises. Like wow, when did Artie become kind of sexy? Note to Tina: When a paralyzed boy te... more » -
#disasters
2012 and Precious Box-Office Takes Prove Worlds' Sadomasochism Fetish Profitable
Roland Emmerich's "Apocalypse BUKKAKE" masterpiece, 2012, opened at the box office on Friday! For a movie where everyone already knows the ending—the world, it ends—it did really, really well. So did the sad movie about the sad girl. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Chris Brown sits down for his first interview since his last interview, Oprah interviews the Connecticut woman attacked by a chimp, and Carrie Prejean calls for women to "stick together." [Jezebel] -
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Glee: Dancing with Ourselves
Who thought crying for 45 minutes straight would be so fun? Well, try watching Glee, which will open up a can of emotional mayhem on you and then take a glitter shit on your heart. And you'll love it. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
Every Wednesday, we gobble up the tabloids in search of "news." This week, four out of five covers feature Angelina Jolie, with more about her pending adoption, her idyllic life in France and her cruel, hypocritical behavior. [Jezebel] -
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The City: Buffoons Over Miami
Due to an unfortunate incident involving talking shit about Ingrid Casares, we were unable to watch last night's episode of The City. Thankfully we were able to piece together the action with some dispatches from our favorite roving social reporter.
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#filmschooled
Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
Oh. My. God. I love the "Bad Romance" video so hard. And I love it even more now that I've broken it down frame-by-frame and discovered the underlying themes and hidden meanings. Let's begin: [Jezebel] -
#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: Threeway's Company
There was a manage á boring last night between Dan, Vanessa, and Lizzy McGuire. Watch the video if you're a perv. We care more about how it shifted the power dynamics on the show. But we don't mind pervs.
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#oddsmaker
Who'll Be Back for the Next Season of Mad Men?
The Mad Men season finale left a real easy way to get rid of a whole bunch of cast members. So, who is going to leave this critically-acclaimed show for fame and fortune and who is here to stay?
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#thefugitive
Emma Thompson's Name To Be Removed From Polanski Petition This Week
Emma Thompson was on The View today to talk about her admirable work fighting sex trafficking. Strangely, the ladies didn't ask her about another case of sexual exploitation—the one Roman Polanski perpetrated and Thompson initially appeared to endorse. [Jezebel] -
#recaps
Mad Men: The Night of Don's Reckoning
The professional became very personal last night, as Sterling Cooper dissolves and Don has to account for all his past behavior in order to survive. As we all wonder what the future holds, the past has finally been sorted. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap we've got women with acrylic toenails, Kirstie Alley remembering her coke days, and Mary Hart, who still hates Jon Gosselin. [Jezebel] -
#freeverse
An Ode to the Real Housewives of Orange County
Our beloved bottle blonds returned to us last night with skydiving, poverty, and plenty of bitch fighting. There is only one thing that can contain all the emotions we are still feeling: poetry!
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#recaps
Project Runway: Getty Us the Hell out of Here
Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to be inspired by art. The delusion that art begets art. The vision that tears will save you. The delusion that the judges care about your emotions. More » -
#topchef
Glee: Take It From The Top Chef
God, this show has really gone downhill. Instead of the singing and dancing that we love, they filled McKinley High with a bunch of old chefs sitting and bitching. It was way more knife skills than jazz hands. Bleck.
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#recaps
The City: Lady Chatterly's Brothers
Due to a firey Jitney accident on the Long Island Expressway last night, we were not able to watch The City last night. Thankfully we've pieced together the action thanks to some dispatches from our favorite freelance party reporter.
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I wade through murky tabloid "news": This week, Angelina's juggling two chicks, six kids and stoned Brad; booze, cigarettes and cosmetic fillers have ruined Lindsay Lohan's face. [Jezebel] -
#scientology
Tom Cruise Controls Books and Bottles with His Mind
Tom Cruise! He is so crazy, what with the Scientology madness. It's been so long since we heard examples of his craziness. Thank god there is a new tell-all book! In which Tom Cruise controls inanimate objects, with brainwaves. More » -
#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: The Cake Walk of Shame
On election day, none of our favorite Upper East Siders were doing anything. It was all about their agents, boyfriends, cousins, neighbors, and other hangers on. Politics is supposed to be all about power, but this was just weak. More » -
#movies
Tucker Max Has an Explanation
Schlitz-grasping cargo short sporter Tucker Max has finally figured out why his movie, Penis in a Beer Cozy, was a financial failure.
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#notsolatenight
Latest Critic of the The Jay Leno Show Experiment: Jay Leno
It's not a good sign for your experiment in reshaping the face of network programming when the experiment's centerpiece muses aloud that, yeah, maybe things were better the way they were before.
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