http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/tonykaye http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/tonykaye Sienna Miller's struggles for relevance beyond the bedrooms of her paramours may have finally received the onscreen antidote they need: Cow's blood. The starlet appears in a new, Tony Kaye-directed music video for the British band the Hours, featuring Miller traipsing through various phases of hospital-gowned distress. And where handbag boutiques, CAT scans and tear-streaked therapy sessions fail, a romp through a Damien Hirst installation of cow carcasses and blood momentarily revives her with the clear-eyed sense of purpose that eluded even her acclaimed turn in Factory Girl. If this doesn't nudge Nottingham back on track at Universal by the end of lunch today — assuming the sight bovine entrails in the video after the jump don't void your lunch — then surely all hope is gone. [YouTube]

]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5075166&view=rss&microfeed=true We take back everything we've ever said about Harvey Weinstein's promotional strategy for Zack and Miri Make a Porno, from his and Kevin Smith's wholly manufactured MPAA RatingsGate to our in-house suspicion of those ridiculous stick-figure posters currently making the rounds. Even our cautious optimism about the film's red-band trailer is bolstered today by This is Not Sex, a new Mean Magazine video featuring stars Elizabeth Banks and Seth Rogen caught in various throes of orgasm, conversation and contortion by filmmaker Tony Kaye. Its refined lunacy speaks for itself, but seriously: Every major fall release should be so lucky as to have its leads hanged online for unlawful carnal knowledge — except for Changeling, of course, which has its own burger-centric Pitt/Jolie collaboration to help nudge it over the top. To each his own, but really: Hula-hoop climaxes? Cha. Ching. [Mean Magazine]

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