<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, tom freston]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, tom freston]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/tomfreston http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/tomfreston <![CDATA[DreamWorks Ani Extends Bird Viacomward, Takes On Tom Freston]]> · Thumbing its nose at coldhearted, Spielberg-disrespecting corporate partner Viacom, DreamWorks Animation names legendary Sumner Redstone shitcanee Tom Freston to its board of directors. That'll teach you not to fuck with a national treasure, unfeeling new CEO Phillppe Dauman! [Variety]
· Now here's some casting chatter we can get behind: Jessica Biel is "in talks" to play Wonder Woman in Warner Bros.' comic book megamovie Justice League of America, a project that may include other DC heroes like Superman (but not Brandon Routh), Batman (ditto on Bale), the Flash, and Aquaman. [Variety]
· In lower-budgeted comic book project news involving stars further down Hollywood's alphabetical hierarchy, Dominic West, Doug Hutchison and Wayne Knight join Lionsgate's new Punisher feature. [THR]
· The season premieres of Heroes and Dancing with the Stars both build on last season's debuts, while new CBS "look at how socially inept smart people are!" sitcom Big Bang Theory (seriously, will those geeks ever get laid? We can't handle the delicious tension!) actually drawing a bigger number than lead-in How I Met Your Mother. [Variety]
· Conspicuously silenced Emmy blasphemer Sally Field is attached to play Mary Todd Lincoln opposite Liam Neeson's Abe in Steven Spielberg's slow-developing Lincoln biopic. [THR]

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<![CDATA[Brad Grey Characterizes Paramount-Tom Cruise Affair As A Stalemate Between 'Showbiz Friends']]> cruise-grey-roast - DefamerYesterday's Tom Freston-kebabing powwow was an event the likes of which we rarely see, with the world's greatest media titans gathered beneath the roof of the Pierre Hotel in New York to toast their associate with a steady stream of laughter and uncensored ribaldry, interrupted only by the occasional jab at the lukewarm Cornish game hen taunting them blandly from a luncheon plate. We return now to Variety's coverage of the historic event, with a detailed account of how the crucial rook of Sumner Redstone's expertly plotted chessboard—Paramount head Brad Grey—told a group of executives about the strategy behind his savage capture of Tom Cruise's vulnerable queen:

Grey, who was speaking to a gathering of media and technology execs, said Par had considered two options when Cruise's producing pact came up for renewal.

The first was to "reduce the capital we were putting in so dramatically that it wouldn't have made sense for Tom to keep it," Grey said. Such a readjustment "would've changed the ceiling for all top talent deals."

The second option was not to reach an agreement. When it became clear, in late August, that the two parties would choose door No. 2, Redstone spilled the beans.

"Was it as elegant as I would've wanted it to be? No. Was it more personal? Yes," Grey said. "Sumner Redstone is Sumner Redstone. He's a maverick.

"Tom Cruise is my friend — my showbiz friend — and he is an extraordinary actor, and he will be wildly successful in the future," Grey said. "However, the economics have to make sense. You have to get value for the capital you're spending."

That's a good deal more than he's ever shared publicly about the incident, having until now offered only a sound-blip about how Paramount "should be defined by our pictures, not by our process." Clearly, some distance from the messy events—not to mention having survived the summer movie season with his neck intact—has freed Grey up to say what really was expressed in all those hushed tête-à-têtes, midnight board meetings, and countless paper-airplane-messages reading, "Let's shitcan that overpaid Martian!" that came sailing out from Redstone's office in the tense days leading up to the parting of the ways of the two longtime "showbiz friends."

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<![CDATA[Trade Round-Up: Tom Freston Tries Out His New Material]]> freston-night.jpg· Hollywood's abuzz about Tom Freston's roast in New York last night, where the terminated, terminally nice guy managed to get a few good ones in, too: "I've been, what do these kids do? Swimming the Internet. Check this out. MySpace.com — one word not two. I'm telling you, one day this is going to be worth a bundle." Make sure to read his instant message conversation with Tom Cruise, in which the two discuss their enthusiasm for something called "MEGA-ATOMIC IMPALER." (Which we'll assume is a video game and not...um...a mega-atomic impaler.) [Variety]
· Charlize Theron will star with Nick Stahl in Ferris Wheel, an indie drama that will mark Bill Maher's directorial debut. Yes, that Bill Maher. Nope! Not that Bill Maher—another Bill Maher who comes out of visual F/X. [Variety]
· Nerd-hot director Wes Anderson collaborates again with his Life Aquatic co-writer Noah Baumbach on Fantastic Mr. Fox, a mostly stop-motion adaptation of the Roald Dahl book for Fox. [Variety]
· NBC 2.0 continues its unstoppable march of radical innovation by putting its four most promising comedies into a two-hour programming block on Thursday nights, then bestowing this chunk of appointment television with an as-yet-undetermined, catchy catchphrase. [Variety]
· Forbes hosted a two-day media conference at the Beverly Hills Hotel, where the genuine sentiment among execs was one of "consumer fatigue" amidst the plethora of platforms currently available. Finally, however, one lone voice stood up and yelled, "Well?! What are we going to do about it?!" whereupon everyone in attendance instantly jumped off their seats and shouted "Fix it!!!" They then worked together well into the next morning drafting the Pledge of Convergence. [THR]

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<![CDATA[Sting Of Tom Freston Roast Remarks Muted By Secure Knowledge That He Is Richer Than God]]> freston-laughs.jpgIt was less than two months ago that ex-Viacom president and CEO Tom Freston exited the company, forcefully nudged out the doors by a doggedly determined Sumner Redstone applying steady pressure to the joystick of his luxuriously appointed mobility scooter. Yesterday, some of Freston's greatest allies gathered to pay irreverent homage to their fallen (if you call a $59 million severance package "falling") idol with one of those outrageous "roasts" those kids who run 99.7% of the world's mass media love so much:

"I don't think there's anyone in this room today who feels Tom was treated fairly," News Corp. President Peter Chernin told a crowd that included media and entertainment bigs like Rupert Murdoch, Edgar Bronfman Jr., Doug Morris, Harvey Weinstein, Ahmet Ertegun and John Sykes. "There's no doubt in my mind that Tom's continued success will haunt Viacom for years to come."

Pause. "But enough about Tom Cruise," said Chernin, firing up the rotisserie. "We're here to talk about Tom Freston, and Tom Freston is an a-hole. ... How can you roast someone who's already toast?


"I can only imagine how tough it must have been for Tom to be screwed over by a guy [Redstone] so old that he had to take a little blue pill to do it."

Making note of Freston's corporate rival Les Moonves (who made nice with Freston at the lunch), Chernin added that MTV, the network Freston founded, "now officially stands for 'Moonves Takes Viacom.'"

Whoever writes Chernin's material, a tip of the hat: sounds like he killed. (By contrast, we don't know how Stephen Colbert's Spongebob Squarepants/cheese grater joke went over, but on paper...yeesh.) And while we have no doubt that Les Moonves will have his revenge—we all know he can't resist a good, public flogging—for now, he'll have to put the exact wording and venue of his inevitable verbal takedown on the backburner, and return to his regularly scheduled duties of applying massage oils to the Stegosaurus-like ridges of Redstone's back whilst whispering Iagoesque consultations into his corporate overlord's ear.

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<![CDATA[Trade Round-Up: Freston's Fall From Viacom Grace Cushioned By Mattress Stuffed With $59 Million]]> freston-laughs.jpg Now we know the real reason that Sumner Redstone almost cried the night he fired Tom Freston: Freston's golden parachute just cost him $59 million for that one year on the job, plus millions more in consultant fees, deferred compensation, and his 401 (k). That's not just fuck-you money, that's fuck-you-and-everyone- who-looks-like-you money. [Variety]
Demonstrating its mandate to get faster, cheaper, and stupider, NBC orders 10 more episodes of 1 vs. 100—but then seemingly ignores orders from the corporate mothership by picking up six more scripts for newly verboten, expensive 8 pm drama Friday Night Lights. Maybe they fired the guy who's supposed to read the memos from Jeff Zucker. [THR]
John Cusack heads back into Grosse Pointe Blank territory by starring in, writing, and producing the dark political satire Brand Hauser: Stuff Happens, the story of an assassin sent to kill a Middle Eastern oil minister. The movie is set to shoot this month in Bulgaria, which probably tells you all you need to know about the budget. [Variety]
Focus Features buys the drama Underdog from Gideon Yago. Yup, exactly the Gideon Yago you're thinking of while shaking your head and asking, "The MTV kid? Seriously?" [THR]
Now that CBS has bored you so profoundly with endless procedural dramas and flavorless comedies that you can't even be bothered to change the channel, they're now going to try to slip in some edgier shows. Watch out, they're throwing out the rule book! Schlubby sitcom husbands might soon be able to pull only semi-hot wives! [Variety]

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<![CDATA[Sumner Redstone: How I Got Myself Into That Whole Freston-Moonves Mess]]> Variety finally offers some insight into how recently pinkslip-happy Viacom executive mummy Sumner Redstone decided to cleave his corporate kingdom in twain and install yingy MTV builder Tom Freston and yangy CBS despot Les Moonves as the twin CEOs of his newly split companies, a move that stoked a highly entertaining feud between Redstone's vassals. Notes Var:

Viacom chairman Sumner Redstone says he had originally offered Tom Freston the job of sole CEO of Viacom — before it split — but Freston declined.

Redstone asked Leslie Moonves. "Naturally, being Les, he grabbed it. Then Tom came back and said he wanted it and that created problems," Redstone said in an interview with Charlie Rose broadcast on PBS Wednesday.

The rest is history. Viacom split, with Freston and Moonves each getting their own company. Redstone fired Freston, his colleague of 20 years, last month.

Indeed, it's all history now. Freston was carried out of Viacom's headquarters on his shield by his adoring throng of ex-employees, leaving him $60 million to blow on his soul-searching trip to Burma. And as for Moonves, well, Redstone will learn the consequence of backing his second CEO choice when he awakens in the middle of the night, his attempted scream swallowed by the pillow being pressed against his face, and hears Moonves' unmistakable voice gently cooing, "It's your time, old man. Just let go."

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<![CDATA[Viacom Mob Gives Tom Freston A Touching Send-Off]]>

Just a little while ago, readers of our differently coasted siblings at Gawker sent in reports of Tom Freston's final exit from Viacom's NY headquarters, in which the recently dismissed president and CEO of the company began his head-clearing hiatus from corporate life with a touching send-off from the minions lamenting the sudden end of his benevolent reign:

"A ton of MTV Networks/Viacom employees filled the lobby to can't move-standing room only as Tom Freston left the building on his last day. There was a standing ovation, and cheering as he walked through the mobs of people saying goodbye."

"...at least a thousand employees were down in the lobby cheering him on as tears rolled down his eyes..."

Broadcasting & Cable has also just posted an account of the lobby-jamming love-in on behalf of the Viacommies' fallen boss:

With Freston slated to exit Viacom's Manhattan headquarters for good at 4 p.m. Thursday, employees poured out of their offices and cubes to fill the lobby and the hallways, spilling out into Times Square outside. As Freston exited an elevator, the crown started clapping and cheering, forcing him to push his way out to a car waiting on the street. "It's was a pretty big security problem," says one Viacom employee at the rally which consisted of more than 1,000 employees.

In order to get the word out that a rally would occur, emails and text messages shot throughout the building. "It was organized in like 15 minutes," said one employee. "They [the employees] were chanting his name. He stopped, talked to a few people, got lots of hugs."

'The energy of the moment was unbelievable," said another MTV staffer after witnessing the event. "People were weeping, screaming. I've never experienced anything like that at the workplace."

Philippe Dauman was absent, en route to Los Angeles to make an appearance on the Paramount lot. His sidekick, new chief administrative officer Tom Dooley, was in the lobby in the middle of the crowd.

Dooley was lucky to make it out of there alive; while the crowd was assembled to celebrate their leader, we imagine that it wouldn't have been too difficult for someone to channel the mob's positive energy into a destructive force that would tear the nearest Freston successor limb from limb, smear his blood across their tear-strewn faces, and chant "We want Sumner!" with enough power to shake the building all the way to its highest floors. You can be sure that once Redstone gets the news about today's demonstration of fealty to Freston, he'll have his security detail digging the moat around his executive castle a few feet deeper to help repel a likely attack from his pitchfork-wielding corporate peasants.

[Photo: Broadcasting & Cable]

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<![CDATA[Tom Freston To Take Some Time To Figure His Shit Out]]> freston-backpack.jpgToday's LAT is all too eager to push Tom Freston into a new gig, polling a number of friends, associates, and analysts about recently pinkslipped Viacom CEO's next career move and the prospects for making his "second act" more glorious that the one upon which Sumner Redstone so unexpectedly dropped the curtain this weekend. The legendarily laid-back Freston, however, isn't going to going to cave to pressure, strap on the first Armani straightjacket he's offered, and hop right back on the 20-hour-a-day treadmill. Instead, he's going to take some time off to find himself:

"I've got to take a beat and figure out life after the 20-hour workday," said Freston, who will probably leave the company with a severance package worth $60 million. "You're like an addict to this fast-paced life and you don't know it." [...]

"I intend to take a prolonged trip to Asia and get back to my roots, to clear my head," he said. "I've only had two weeks off in a row once in the last 25 years. That life is over for now."

The globetrotting Freston surely knows that there is perhaps no better place for evaluating one's options than at a Bangkok sex show, where one can be lulled into an almost meditative state of contemplation by the combination of some really kick-ass hash and the gentle thoook! click...click click click of ping pong balls as they're fired from a performer's vagina and land on the hard surface of the stage. It's in unexpectedly tranquil moments like these that all crucial life decision are successfully made.

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<![CDATA[Sumner Redstone, The Crying Executioner]]> freston-redstone.jpgLest you believe that octogenarian Viacom serial killer Sumner Redstone feels nothing each time he unsheathes his jewel-encrusted dagger and buries it hilt-deep between the shoulder blades of an unsuspecting victim, Redstone shares with THR the emotional torment that gripped him as lured his latest corporate quarry to his doom:

THR: Tell me about the events leading up to (Tuesday's) announcements. Redstone: I didn't sleep one minute last night, with everything going on and worrying about Tom Freston.

THR: What did you say to him?
Redstone: I was almost crying. I met with him at my house right after the board voted at about 5 p.m. Sunday night to do what they wanted to do. Tom was at my house at about 6 p.m., and it was not an easy discussion. Tom said he loved me and loved the company. I expressed my great affection for him and talked about how our friendship would prevail over what took place. He's a great guy.

After a devastated Redstone slowly withdrew his blade from his cherished colleague's back and wiped away a rivulet of tear-dust leaking from the corner of a reddening eye, he propped Freston's lifeless form in a nearby chair, poured them both a glass of his finest Scotch, and offered a moving toast to the future of their friendship, which could now continue unencumbered by messy business matters. So moved was Redstone by this touching moment that he couldn't even bring himself to watch as a pair of minions rolled up Freston in a beautiful Oriental rug and placed him in the trunk of the Bentley in which the "great guy" would be ceremonially immolated, nor would he participate in the marshmallow roast that traditonally accompanied an freshly slain executive's funeral pyre.

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<![CDATA[Brad Grey Tells The Kids That Daddy Is Probably Never Coming Home]]> brad-grey-freston.jpgIt seems like only yesterday that freshly Redstoned ex-Viacom president and CEO Tom Freston excitedly introduced new studio head Brad Grey to his corporate family by gushing about how "great" everything was going to be at the New Paramount in an e-mail so laden with giddy exuberance that computers on the company's overtaxed network nearly exploded into a hail of rainbows and smoldering happy face emoticons. But roughly nine months later, things are considerably more sad-face for Grey, as he had to take some time from his busy schedule of nervously hand-shredding stacks of buckslips while worrying about his own job security to approve a heartfelt goodbye to Freston lovingly penned by someone in Viacom PR.

Grey's e-mail, in which he succinctly invites his fellow employees to wish Freston godspeed to wherever his new, non-Viacom-related wanderings take him, follows after the jump:

From: [redacted]
To: Paramount_MotionPicture_All
Subject: A MESSAGE FROM BRAD GREY
09/05/2006 01:20 PM

By now you are all aware that today Tom Freston has resigned as CEO of our parent company, Viacom. Philippe Dauman has been named as Viacom's new Chief Executive Officer and President.

As a Viacom Board Member, Philippe has been a strong supporter of Paramount and provided invaluable guidance during our acquisition of DreamWorks.

Additionally, Viacom Board Member, Tom Dooley, has been named to the new role of Senior Executive Vice President and Chief Administrative Officer. We salute both Philippe and Tom in taking on these important roles at Viacom and look forward to this new chapter at the company. Philippe and Tom have a great knowledge of our business, and I know they will be terrific leaders.

My friend, Tom Freston, is an extraordinary executive. Tom leaves behind a legacy of innovation, leadership, globalism, and a dedication to audiences that we will all learn from for years to come. I know you join me in wishing him all the best.

As Paramount transforms its business, by creating great entertainment and working with the most exciting filmmakers and talent, we will together continue to take this studio into even greater success in our future.

Brad


  • Previously: Tom Freston Out At Viacom As Sumner Redtsone Claims Another Victim [Defamer]

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<![CDATA[Trade Round-Up: More On Tom Freston]]> freston-gutshot-s.jpg In a conference call explaining Tom Freston's exit from Viacom, a displeased Sumner Redstone let on that he was "like, Tom-Cruise-shitcanning pissed" that Freston let MySpace slip through their fingers and get snapped up by rival Rupert Murdoch. [Variety]
And just because repetition is fun, here's THR noting the same thing from the conference call. [THR]
Studios embrace box office mediocrity, as their collective summer tally is up six percent this year over last thanks to middle-performing, lower-budgeted films. [Variety]
· The studios urge the Guilds not to prematurely complain about the screwing they're getting while the networks "experiment" with streaming content, assuring them that once the platform becomes a viable retail option like downloading, they'll figure out a way to give them the same, unsatisfying ass-fucking they're taking on iTunes residuals. [THR]
· Realizing that even a limited corporate sponsorship of its Path to 9/11 minseries might make the network seem like tragedy-exploiting whores, ABC decides to go with a commercial-free broadcast. [Variety]

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<![CDATA[Tom Freston Out At Viacom As Sumner Redstone Claims Another Victim]]>

Disappointed that absorbing Tom Cruise's lifeforce was not sufficient in restoring his rapidly desiccating, centuries-old human shell to a sufficiently vital state, immortal Viacom executive vampire Sumner Redstone has also drained president and CEO Tom Freston of his essence, announcing this morning in a company-wide e-mail that he's cast aside Freston's spent, fleshy husk and replaced him with a pair of new minions, who will be allowed to ripen a bit before suffering the same soul-gobbling fate:

——-Original Message——-
From: Redstone, Sumner
Sent: Tue 9/5/2006 7:31 AM
Subject: Message from Sumner
Dear Colleagues:

Today we announced that Philippe Dauman and Tom Dooley are rejoining Viacom. As many of you know, they are both long-time former senior executives and current Board members who have served as Deputy Chairmen and have been my most trusted advisors at Viacom through some of the most significant events in our history. Philippe has been appointed President and Chief Executive Officer and Tom has been named to the new role of Senior Executive Vice President and Chief Administrative Officer.

We also announced that Tom Freston has resigned his positions with the Company. Tom has been a friend and colleague for many years and a driving force at MTV Networks from its inception. We will always be grateful to Tom for his many contributions to Viacom over the past 20 years, and wish him the best of luck in his future endeavors. With the support of our exceptional employees, Tom built MTV Networks into an unmatched power in the entertainment industry, an achievement that can never be diminished and will not be forgotten.

And somewhere deep within his stronghold at sister company CBS Corp., Les Moonves takes a greedy bite of a blueberry muffin, throws back his well-coiffed head, and unleashes a celebratory cackle, pleased that all is proceeding according to his nefarious plans.

The rest of Redstone's e-mail, heavy on the up-with-Viacom rhetoric and light on the reasons for Freston's exit, is after the jump.

But now, we must look ahead to the future. In the rapidly evolving worldwide digital marketplace, Viacom has a tremendous opportunity to become the leading creator of entertainment content on television, in film and on the internet. Many of you have worked with Philippe, so you know that he is the perfect choice to lead our company into this new era. He has the leadership skills, operational expertise, industry knowledge and judgment to take us to new heights and ensure that we reach our full potential in the years ahead. The Board and I have great confidence in Philippe and we know that, together with Tom, who has outstanding financial and management skills and has had an association with Viacom spanning more than 25 years, we will have a leadership team that is unbeatable.

I have worked closely with Philippe and Tom for over 20 years, and in addition to their current Board service, both men previously served in a broad range of senior management roles at Viacom. I am proud of our past accomplishments as a team during a period that was the most eventful and successful in Viacom's history. Additionally, apart from Viacom, they have worked together the last six years as the principals of DND Capital Partners, and have significant experience in analyzing the evolving media space through their involvement in venture capital and private equity financing.

Philippe and Tom share my tremendous passion for Viacom and its people, and for all our great brands and properties. Their complementary skills, broad media industry expertise and ability to identify unique opportunities will enable Viacom to execute successfully on our strategy.

You can find additional details on today's announcement on Viacom.com. We also encourage you to listen via web cast to the conference call scheduled for 9:00 am ET today.

Thank you for your continued hard work and commitment to Viacom.

Regards,

Sumner

[Photo: Getty Images]

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<![CDATA[Moonves-Freston Feud Elevated To DEFCON 3 Status]]> moonves-freston-butt.jpgThere is nothing in this life we enjoy more than stories recounting the petty squabbles of powerful men, so imagine for a moment our delight over today's NY Post article dedicated to the ongoing, though somewhat disappointingly one-sided, bloodfeud between generously betoothed future galactic despot Les Moonves of CBS Corp. and his favorite new pincushion, Viacom's Tom Freston. The Post gives us an overdue State of the Slap-Fight update:

People close to Viacom say the situation is "bizarre," especially given that both companies share the same chairman and controlling shareholder, Sumner Redstone.These people chalk up Moonves' motivation to his competitive nature as well as the actor-turned-mogul's well-known desire to run Paramount - which was put under Freston's control in 2004.

"It's a little surprising because it's gotten a little edgy," said one media executive who is close to both Freston and Moonves. He described the recent level of tension as "DEFCON 3."

Another associate of both men said, "It's ugly. But you never hear Tom taking shots at Les."

The notoriously laid-back Freston might be able to retreat into a downward-facing dog and ignore Moonves' antics now, but eventually his CBS rival will elevate the feud to Defcon 2 to elicit some form of retaliation. We bet that Freston endures no more than a week of heightened aggression before he's forced to fight back, quickly tiring of daily deliveries of picnic baskets full of dog excrement that bursts into flame when opened, or the November sweeps ads during Survivor in which Moonves will spend 30 seconds declaring his intentions to add Kathy Freston to his harem of corporate war brides.

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<![CDATA[Trade Round-Up: Ace Ventura III: Pet Detective With A Malibu Beachhouse Payment To Make]]> ace-ventura.jpg Fresh off the flop of My Super Ex Girlfriend, director Ivan Reitman convinces a financial backer to contribute $200 million to co-finance ten films over the next five years through his Montecito Picture Co. Producing partner Tom Pollock explains the economics of their hit-and-miss, mid-budgeted comedies: "The kinds of movies we make are in an exceptionally sweet spot in the studio system; we tend to make comedies at a price. When they work, like with Old School and Road Trip, they make a lot of money. When they don't, like Eurotrip, they don't lose much. From a Wall Street standpoint, that's a good risk." Here's to throwing shitty comedies against the wall and seeing what sticks! [Variety]
· Morgan Creek determines that a few more dollars might fall out of his pockets if they hold Ace Ventura's corpse by the ankles and give it a vigorous shake, then hires some writers to whip up a third installment centering around the pet detective's son. Given Jim Carrey's recent struggles getting a project off the ground, don't rule out the actor making a cameo as Ace and then finishing out the rest of the movie playing his own kid. [THR]
As the media wonders why Viacom didn't buy MySpace when it had the chance, rumors are circulating that Sumner Redstone ordered Tom Freston to go to San Francisco to make a deal, but Freston never went. Viacom calls the story "patently untrue," while also denying reports that CBS Corp. bully/rival Les Moonves sat on Freston's chest until Rupert Murdoch could complete his purchase of the social networking site. [Variety]
Fox wins Monday's 18-49 demographic with its two-hour finale of Hell's Kitchen. Your takeaway from this: The networks' summer reality series filler has mostly been used up, and it's nearly safe to start watching TV again. [THR]
The following is the title of an actual bass-fishing project now in development at Fox Atomic and not a joke about the next Will Ferrell movie: Fishing on the Edge: The Mike Iaconelli Story [Variety]

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<![CDATA[Trade Round-Up: Studios Chew Up Employees, Shit Out Money]]> Disney employees who recently lost their jobs in the recent Cast Member Massacre will be overjoyed to learn that the company made "massive gains in its fiscal third quarter," and that's even before their saved salaries and the Pirates 2 box office dollars hit the books. OK, here's a cheerier thought: The noble sacrifice of their paychecks will probably help Bob Iger boost his annual bonus. Yay! [Variety]
Great News For The Recently Shitcanned Day continues, as Paramount gets "back in the black" from the DreamWorks acquisition, corporate parent Viacom reports a large gain in profits, and super-positive CEO Tom Freston declares that the 'Mount is "re-emerging as a top-tier studio." Thanks, everybody they fired to make this possible! [Variety]
There's really nothing else to talk about in Hollywood but money, so we note that Sony beat Disney to $1 billion at the domestic box office. Remember last year when everyone thought Sony's Amy Pascal was getting fired for her bombtastic summer of Stealth and XXX? Good times. [THR]
Universal and Fox entrust 26-year-old Neill Blomkamp, who previously has only directed commercials, with directing their precious Halo project. The studios' first choice for the blockbuster hopeful, the guy who came up with the edgy, buzzed-about "Apply directly to the forehead" spots, was unavailable. [Variety]
John C. Reilly is officially inducted into comedy's New Gay Mafia by landing a second starring project in a week following Talladega Nights, this time hooking up with Judd Apatow and Jake Kasdan for Walk Hard, a spoof of musical biopics like Ray and Walk the Line. [Variety]

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<![CDATA[Trade Round-Up: Les Moonves Inches Closer To Destorying Tom Freston]]> CBS Corp's Les Moonves' sinister plan to slowly destroy corporate rival/brother Tom Freston of Viacom proceeds apace with the announcement that CBS's film unit will produce 4 to 6 mid-budgeted movies a year, which Moonves will then use to stock Showtime and reduce the network's dependence on Freston's Paramount product. That clear? No? Just imagine Moonves kicking Freston in the balls and you've got the gist. [Variety]
Christian Bale is "close to a deal" to star opposite Russell Crowe in James Mangold's western remake 3:10 to Yuma, which has survived a disastrous history of prolonged languishing in turnaround and rumored Tom Cruise involvement long enough to finally find some financing. [THR]
· Former Project Greenlight superstar and Weinstein survivor Jon Gordon lasts just a year as president of production at Universal, but publicly bears no ill will (yet) over his ankling/shitcanning: "Obviously, this is sudden. There are talks under way and things are not resolved now. I have no animosity towards these guys. I think there is a really good team in place." Gordon plans on spending the weekend designing a full-page Variety ad thanking the studio for the opportunity to be let go. [Variety]
World Trade Center premiered in New York last night, representing a "major test" for Paramount both because it's the first true project produced by the Brad Grey regime and the fact that it contains an obvious metaphor for his leadership of the studio. Is it too soon to joke about Grey piloting planes full of laid-off employees into the Paramount watertower? [Variety]
The Fox pilot The Adventures of Big Handsome Guy and His Little Friend finds it way onto the YouTube circuit, prompting 20th Century Fox Television to announce its intention to hunt down and kill the source of the leak. [THR]

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<![CDATA[Sumner Redstone Displeased By Moonves-Freston Slap-Fight]]> moonves-freston-spy.jpgAccording to Page Six, skeletal Viacom executive presence Sumner Redstone was so displeased by rumors that corporate lieutenants Les Moonves and Tom Freston are leaking stories about each other to the press that he leaned back in his throne (upholstered, of course, in the tanned flesh of a former board member who once disappointed him), breathed a world-weary sigh that rattled his frail rib cage in a most unpleasant way, and finally gave two exasperated tugs on the velvet cord dangling behind him, summoning his bickering minions for a sit-down in which he could personally administer a punitive spoonful of castor oil to each chairman:

Insiders say that nasty stories have been leaked to reporters about Viacom chief Tom Freston and CBS boss Les Moonves - and that staffs of each man believe the stories are being pitched by the rival camp.

When the chief flack for one chairman called the flack for the other and accused him of spreading lies, the spokesman allegedly confessed, "You're right. I work for a deeply insecure man who made me do this."

News of the dirty trickery soon reached Redstone, who supposedly called "a come-to-Jesus meeting" where he told both Freston and Moonves to knock off the hostilities.

Spokespersons for both CBS and Viacom deny any such meeting took place. But an insider confirmed, "Somebody malicious, who would like the two guys to be fighting against each other, is trying to spread lies." [...]

Redstone doesn't seem to mind the rivalry. "They are both fierce competitors. And that doesn't bother me," he told Newsweek last month. "They both want to win . . . I like winners . . . They have the right to compete with each other in any area of their businesses, as long as they don't do something outside the law that puts the other one out of business."

That kind of amazing foresight is an excellent example of how Redstone has managed to maintain his iron-fisted (or more precisely, a brittle fist inside an iron gauntlet) control over his corporate empire these last 215 years. A lesser executive might have neglected to officially prohibit his underlings from the commission of illegal acts, leaving Moonves a crucial loophole permitting him to finally order Freston's murder.

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<![CDATA[Paramount Sells DreamWorks Library To Soros]]> tom-freston1.jpgAs expected, Paramount has sold the DreamWorks film library to a group headed by billionaire George Soros for $900 million, thus greatly defraying the cost of Paramount emperor Brad Grey's early Christmas gift to himself. We can't be bothered to read the press release announcing the boring details of the sale, but because we're committed to recreating the experience of being employed by Viacom for our readers, we're happy to pass along CEO Tom Freston's internal e-mail about the deal. It's just like being on the Melrose lot and wondering if there's any way your coroporate overlords can transition seemingly good news into a fresh round of layoffs!

March 17, 2006
Paramount Employees
Tom Freston
DreamWorks' Library Sale

I wanted to make sure you saw the attached release, announcing Viacom s sale of the DreamWorks Library to Soros and Dune for $900 million.

This is an important announcement for a few reasons - it significantly reduces the cost of the DreamWorks acquisition for us, without losing any of the incredible benefits of the acquisition for Paramount. After this transaction closes, which we expect by the end of next month, our net purchase price for DreamWorks will be about $600 million. This sale also marks the final phase of the acquisition - now that the difficult work of the integration is compl ete and the library is sold, we can focus solely on our most important work - attracting the best talent and projects to the studio and making and marketing great movies. And, finally, it enables is to deliver on the promise we made to Wall Street and our shareholders about the type of acquisitions we'll make.

Now that we're through the acquisition and all the change associated with it, Brad and I could not feel better about the unified company. It s very exciting to see the incredible people, energy and creativity from DreamWorks combine with our strong Paramount team. And we are about to enter the spring and summer with a very promising and exciting slate of new films: MI3, Over the Hedge, Nacho Libre, and World Trade Center.

Thanks to all of you for continuing your hard work and executing on our plan to make this studio great. And, I'd like to extend congratulations to everyone who worked on the library sale - it is an important and good deal for us. Please know that I couldn't feel more excited about or committed to the new Paramount and its leadership, and I truly feel that 2006 will be remembered as the year that our outstanding team started us on a new, bright path.

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<![CDATA[Trade Round-Up: David Cross Does Freak Show]]> david-cross-tobias.jpg· David Cross will executive produce seven episodes of the animated Freak Show for Comedy Central. Though we have no idea whether or not this has any impact on those Arrested Development rumors, feel free to interpret in any fashion that makes you feel good. [Variety]
More pilot news than you can shake a midseason order at: Julia Ormond in CBS drama The Way, Bradley Whitford, Sarah Paulson and Timothy Busfield in NBC's Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, William Baldwin and Joe Pantoliano in CBS drama Waterfront, and CW picks up a second drama, the high school Sliding Doors-esque series Split Decision. [THR]
· Digital platforms are providing promising revenue streams for media companies, who are more than happy to find new and exciting ways to screw writers, directors, and actors out of residuals. [Variety]
Warner Bros. picks up the prison drama Kite for Leonardo DiCaprio's Appian Way, which may serve as a starring vehicle for the actor should he decide to play the prettiest fish in the whole penal system. [THR]
"Dear Investors, Viacom is very, very close to finally selling the DreamWorks library for a very, very large sum of money! No, for real this time! Love, Tom Freston." [Variety]

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<![CDATA[Trade Round-Up: Affleck and Damon Team Up Again]]> damon-affleck-hug.jpg· Tom Freston unveils the new Viacom for investors, which will adhere to a "two-pronged approach" of domestic niches and international expansion. Other prongs left unmentioned: fucking CBS Corp. employees out of everything they can, and laying off enough of their own Paramount workforce to start a studio of their own. [Variety]
· The always resourceful Universal finds a way to turn Curious George into a simian whore, placing products throughout the incorrigible monkey's animated movie. [THR]
· Six Oscar nominations (and a clever in-store display that hisses racial epithets at nearby shoppers) trick unwitting consumers into a Crash DVD purchase, causing video sales of the movie to jump 150%. The Constant Gardener and Cinderella Man DVDs also received boosts from Academy Awards nods. [Variety]
· Director Catherine Hardwicke is in negotiations to direct a movie about the life of the Virgin Mary before the birth of Christ for New Line. Please, God, let them skip the interactive sex games for this one. [THR]
· Affleck's career gets temporary stay of execution: Ben Affleck is finally successful in begging movie-star buddy Matt Damon to do another movie with him, as Touchstone makes a deal for a film starring the pair as real-life lawyers who exonerated a death row inmate. [Variety]

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