<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, tom crusie]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, tom crusie]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/tomcrusie http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/tomcrusie <![CDATA[The Tom Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientologists Don't Want You To See]]>
Didn't get a chance to watch the terrifyingly creepy Tom Cruise video yesterday before Scientologists pulled it off YouTube? Well, we've managed to get our hands on a copy and now we'd like to invite you to watch in all its technicolor glory. Nevermind the orgs, nevermind the SPs and nevermind David Miscaviage, Defamer won't hesitate to put our ethics on ANYONE! Don't miss out, over one billion earth humans have been served. KSW and KFC forever (or something). This is must-see. Do not pass go without watching this video.

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<![CDATA[Tom Cruise Still Might Get That Amusement Park Money]]> The NY Post reports that Daniel Snyder, the Redskins owner and amusement park magnate who helped suddenly homeless megastar Tom Cruise in his darkest, post-Paramount moments by offering the actor an unconventional exchange of production company overhead for high-profile mascot services, might also be interested in funding his pal's ventures at the newly resuscitated United Artists:

Snyder, who threw the box-office star a multimillion dollar life of an overhead and development cost deal days after Cruise was booted off Paramount's lot, looks like he may be interested in funding movies for the new United Artists stakeholder.

Over the last two months Snyder has been actively meeting with Hollywood talent agencies - including Creative Artists Agency, which reps Cruise - to get advice about how to break into the film business, according to two sources with knowledge of the meetings. [...]

A Snyder cash infusion would be a huge win for Cruise, who returned from his Sumner Redstone banishment last week with everything but investment cash to fund his projects in hand.

But just as quickly as you can say "show me the amusement park money," the Post finds an anonymous source who thinks that Cruise and MGM just want to play people like Snyder for suckers:

Cruise/Wagner will have to co-finance movies - with budgets ranging from $40 million to $60 million - with their own money or by raising it through third-party investors.

"They're looking for fool's money," said one source. "MGM will put up seed money in the hopes of luring the bulk of the financing out of a dumb financial player before they realize just how risky it is to pour money into movies."

Once Snyder's huge checks clear and he moves on to the next potential investor, it's not hard to imagine that his new BFF will suddenly find himself a little too busy to spend lazy afternoons hanging out in the owner's box at FedEx Field, returning all of Snyder's plaintive "where r u? great game 2day, buddy!" texts with terse, "sorry...gotta work. next time, donny" responses.


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<![CDATA[Cruise-Holmes NuptialWatch: Flowers Ordered!]]> Lest you think that unemployed megastar has nothing better to do but man the funnel cake cart at Magic Mountain and wait around for Brad Pitt to destroy him, Us Weekly helpfully reminds us that America's Most Suspicious Fiance still has an imminent billion-year commitment ceremony to plan, a truly massive undertaking that undoubtedly consumes all of his available time. While Cruise has apparently delegated the trivial task of centerpiece flower-selection to his war bride, he's personally—personally!—handling more crucial matters, like auditioning new, more Caucasian-looking Suris (even he wasn't immune to criticisms that the original model was a little too Asian) for the event and testing the special "bridal collar" with which Holmes will be fitted following the exchange of vows, ensuring that it will deliver the necessary, paralyzing voltage should she attempt flight while he's busy with guests at the reception.

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