Never afraid to transparently play out his...

Mark — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:14:08 EST

Never afraid to transparently play out his personal fantasies on the the big screen (but in fairness, isn't that why everyone gets into filmmaking?), Woody Allen has reportedly filled his upcoming Vicky Cristina Barcelona with all the Scarlett-on-Penelope and Scarlett-on-Penelope-on-Javier action his randy septuagenarian heart can handle: "'[The "steamy" lesbian sex scene] is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope [Cruz] and Scarlett [Johansson] go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.' The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem (below), who plays Cruz's husband." The brief item makes no mention about whether or not Bardem's character is a hyperverbal artist who tends to stammer while working through his neuroses. [Page Six' Photos: WireImage]

Ladies Of 'The View' Root Out The Group-Sexer Among Them

Seth — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:44:30 EST

We can think of no better way to cap off this splendiferous Monday than with a ribald discussion among the ladies of The View on a topic the French might call a ménage à trois, but Americans more commonly refer to as a delicious McThreeWay. Things quickly get ugly, as family values traditionalist Elisabeth Hasselbeck declares a threesome witchhunt, fingering audience members she suspects of concealing group-sex-tainted pasts.

Then she turns her inquisition on the panel itself, all of whom fervently deny any such aberrant behavior—well, all except Barbara "Steam Room" Walters, whose lackluster objections we think may be partially due to a brief, yet utterly unforgettable, 1973 encounter in the billiards room of Aristostle Onassis's yacht.

Gawker: defamer, threeways

Never afraid to transparently play out his...

Ladies Of 'The View' Root Out The Group-Sexer Among Them