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The Women of The View Love to Objectify Men

Natasha VC — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:56:54 EDT

Today Thomas Jane, the star of Hung, was on The View and he was molested just like all the other attractive males who go on the show. They're so grabby!

So much erotic energy coming through the screen. Did it get your viewing device hot and damp, as if it had been inside a human body? You're welcome!

Lovely video made by Gawker video intern Krutika Mallikarjuna.

Are TV's Favorite Juggsy Clairvoyants Doomed To Being Alone?

Seth — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:15:10 EST

In a disconcerting trend for top-heavy actresses currently starring as fictional psychics in network primetime, Patricia Arquette and Jennifer Love Hewitt have left their significant others.

Medium star Arquette has filed for divorce from Hung star Thomas Jane, claiming "irreconcilable differences." The couple had a child together in 2003, and were married in the summer of 2006. There was no prenup.

Meanwhile, Ghost Whisperer star Love Hewitt has called off her engagement of a little over a year to Scottish fiancé Ross McCall, People reports:

"They broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement," says a source close to the couple. "They're both really sad about this. Even their friends are surprised; they seemed really happy. Everyone just wants the best for both of them."

We're saddened by the news on both fronts, but remain confident that once they've worked through the heartbreak, both juggsy clairvoyants will have no trouble recalibrating their ghost-detecting racks to pick up on the frequency of an even more supernatural specter—quality unattached straight guys living in L.A.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Fiancé Split [People]
Arquette's Romance No Longer True [TMZ]

DUI Reaper Swings Scythe At Thomas Jane

Seth — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:26:38 EDT

It brings us no pleasure to inform you that Thomas Jane, star of the non-Dolph Lundgrenian version of The Punisher and husband of Patricia Arquette, was arrested early this morning for driving under the influence of a social lubricant. The details, as we know them so far:

Jane, whose real name is Thomas Elliot, was nabbed in Kern County, Calif. by CHP officers. He has been charged with DUI and driving with a blood alcohol level above .08% — both misdemeanors.

CHP tells TMZ Jane was stopped in a late-model Maserati for driving at "an extremely high rate of speed" on I-5. We're told he failed several field sobriety tests, including a breathalyzer. Cops also say he was also driving with a suspended license.
A cooperative Jane was taken to the pokey and he's already out. His arraignment is set for April 9th.

Let Mr. Jane's poor judgment be a cautionary tale for all of you planning on celebrating the ancient Celtic rite of the Drink-'Til-You-Puke Festival: Law enforcement is out in force. As is our custom in these matters, we'll update with a mugshot just as soon as one becomes available; we feel compelled to warn you, however, that Jane's rugged, slightly menacing features should lend themselves well to the medium, producing none of the surprise, awwww-inducing pleasures of, say, celebrity booking photos of toking, castaway gnomes.

Thomas Jane Popped for DUI [TMZ]