Shia LaBeouf Ably Defends His 'Indy 4' Stint By Comparing the Movie to 'Porky's'

Kyle Buchanan — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:10:00 EDT

Though George Lucas has dashed the hopes of a scant few Indiana Jones fanboys already camping out in line for Mutt Williams and the Search For Elvis, series add-on Shia LaBeouf is man enough to take the bad news on the chin (if not on the reconstructed pinkie). In fact, while promoting his new film Eagle Eye to MTV News, he took time out to defend his much-derided Indy 4 vine swinging, blaming the "changed viewer" for negative reaction to a hallowed film franchise that, somehow, LaBeouf compares to 80's sex comedy Porky's.

Might "nuking the fridge" have been more palatable if it were followed by a scene where Indy, Mutt, and Ray Winstone spy on Cate Blanchett through a peephole in the high school locker room? Or are we subtly being prepared for an Indy 5 involving the mythical Quest for Teenage Tail?

Shia LaBeouf Defends 'Nuking The Fridge' And Other Fantastical 'Indy 4' Moments [MTV]

Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?

Hamilton Nolan — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:30:05 EDT

Upon close examination of the latest evidence, Eliot Spitzer's overpriced call girl Ashley Alexandra Dupre appears to in fact be twins with—or possibly the same person as—overpriced hip hop producer Scott Storch. Have you ever seen them in the same place together at the same time? We haven't. Just think about it. The visuals really make the case; after the jump, a photographic lineup that says more than words ever could.

WHICH IS WHICH?

[Ashley Dupre pics via Us]

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Shia LaBeouf Ably Defends His 'Indy 4' Stint By Comparing the Movie to 'Porky's'

Ashley Alexandra Dupre And Scott Storch: Separated At Birth?