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punching bags
Everyone's Just Gonna Rip on Heidi & Spencer Today
After Al Roker showed the reality baubles how it's done in his neck of the woods earlier, the gurgling pair were taken to task by the Furies at The View. Whoopi said they were gonna end up on the street. More »
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Comment by Fry_Bread_Power: When didn't Mother Theresa pose for Playboy? She clearly didn't see the '12 Saints for 12 Months'. the 'Naughty Nuns',... 2 Responses | Other threads
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mixed bag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
Many weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag, we collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap. [Jezebel]
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By TracieComment by SomeAuthorGirl: 3. That was fucking hysterical.6. Why DOES Sandra Bullock think Betty White is a raging bitch?? I have to KNOW!!7.... 10 Responses | Other threads
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mixed bag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
Many weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag, we collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap. [Jezebel]
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By TracieComment by Penny: I have NEVER seen a clip of The Hills. I have very strong opinions about seat belts. It... 7 Responses | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Sapphic Encounters And Haircut Advice, At Prices That Can't Be Beat
Every Wednesday, we rummage through the gossip clearance aisle in Midweek Madness to determine whether OK!, Us, Life & Style, In Touch or Star, has valuable dirt you want at a price you can afford. [Jezebel]
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By MargaretComment by greengrey thinks the layout sucks/swallows: I do not understand Kate's hair. Does she think it's flattering? Why does she do it? HOW does she go... 46 Responses | Other threads
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orange you glad
Donald Trump And Other Orange Celebs
Donald Trump was on The View this morning with his daughter Ivanka and his fake tan appeared so orange that he looked like an Oompa Loompa. Naturally, we felt compelled to make this video. [Jezebel]
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By TracieComment by saintbernadette: Man, the 70s version of this movie is so much better than the one from a few years ago. 10 Responses | Other threads
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view askew
Tori Spelling Will Not Speak To Her Mom, No Matter What Barbara Walters Says
Today, The View panel relentlessly badgered Tori Spelling about reconciling with her estranged mother Candy, calling their feud "baloney," and insisting that she send out a public message via their show. But Tori wouldn't budge. [Jezebel]
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By TracieComment by hello.kitty: "It's about the children." Tori, dear, karma is a bitch. Not just in the spiritual sense. You are setting an... 33 Responses | Other threads
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trade roundup
The Terminator Can Self-Destruct, But It Cannot Destroy The View
Everyone everywhere is mad about Terminator. Ashlee Simpson continues to plague us, as does The View. More film work for Tracy Morgan! And Julia Roberts too. More »
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Comment by fuzzywhat: Harpies that they be, I'll take The View's reign over the Jerry Springer era any day. At least their ridiculousness... 5 Responses | Other threads
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the view
Barbara Walters Wonders When NY Post Will Be Racist Toward White Monkeys
Whatever intern is tasked with explaining current events to Barbara Walters failed miserably today, as she misunderstood the growing controversy about a perceived-to-be-racist Post cartoon in the most hilarious way possible. More »
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Comment by Lapinot: It's neither a black monkey nor a white monkey. Because it's an ape. 2 Responses | Other threads
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the view
Why Yes, Ben Lyons WAS On 'The View' Today!
Today on The View, Ebert usurper Ben Lyons took his place next to Elisabeth Hasselbeck in what could only have felt more like a Defamer-targeted Last Supper if Joaquin Phoenix had crashed it, rapping. More » -
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Classy, Demure Ladies Of 'The View' Basically Call Barbara Walters A Whore
After months of enduring Barbara Walters's insidious campaign of passive-aggression, the hosts of The View (led by Sherri Shepherd) finally had their revenge today by implying she was a veritable painted harlot. More »
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Comment by MangoKitten: It seems Jeffrey has been speaking this pigeon-english for two years now. "Mommy kiss Daddy. Daddy kiss Mommy"Is he special... 2 Responses | Other threads
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By SethComment by CapnCalamity: "George Clooney is also obsessed with you." QUELLLE SURPRISE. more » | Other threads
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the view
'No One Should Have Pre-Marital Sex But Me,' Claims Bravo's 'Millionaire Matchmaker'
Only in our nightmares does Barbara Walters shriek, "Do you have sex?" in a repeated, accusatory tone—and yet, when it happened on The View today, it was strangely satisfying. More »
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Comment by icallthebigonebitey: Does Elisabeth have a prelim interview with Manpower later today? What's with that suit coat? Also, those green snowman mugs need... 1 Responses | Other threads
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the view
Joy Behar Had No Idea What A Blowjob Was Until Age 25
Admit it: at times, when the fantasy of a live, Fox News-sponsored hatefuck with Elisabeth Hasselbeck simply won't do, your thoughts turn to The View's resident sexual lioness (when Barbara Walters isn't there), Joy Behar. More »
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Comment by Bunnya69: I knew what 'it' was but refused to do it for the first few months of my relationship with my... 4 Responses | Other threads
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the view
Watch Elisabeth Hasselbeck Celebrate Return To Pirate Shirts, Insanity
Elisabeth Hasselbeck made a triumphant return to the lunacy-enabling pirate shirt (her favorite!) on today's The View, and you know what that means: crazy outburst time! More »
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Comment by want: oh lilbet - like a hooker on a rainy night - you will say anything to get a little attention.... 1 Responses | Other threads
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the view
Which Costar Has Sherri Shepherd Seen Freak Out, Christian Bale-Style?
View hostess Sherri Shepherd has worked with Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan, and Andy Dick, among others. So which of these gentlemen was she alluding to when she said she'd witnessed some Christian Bale-sized freakouts? More »
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Comment by emberglance: Shouldn't you guys at least mention what's going on with SAG today? 1 Responses | Other threads
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the view
'View' Shocker: Whoopi Goldberg Smokes The Pot
The ladies of The View will be bringing their lively political debate and unparalleled sling-mounting techniques to our area in March, taping a week of shows from the Disney lot in Burbank. More »
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By SethComment by Victor Ward: Pot isn't nearly as bad as that time I drank enough to make Michael Phelps look attractive. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Rails Against Demonic, Liberal Devil-Tool Known As 'Wii Fit'
Think the newly embiggened Jessica Simpson has it rough? That's nothing compared to the poor fat children victimized by the Nintendo cruelty machine Wii Fit, opines hysterical View hostess Elisabeth Hasselbeck. More »
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Comment by Jake Rush: Well, if you're fat you're fat. Deal with it. I used to make fun of my little brother when he... 10 Responses | Other threads
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the view
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Realizes Her Obama Nausea Is Actually Pregnancy
Today on The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck revealed that there is a new creature who is trying desperately to store up enough strength so that it can escape her. It is called "a baby." More »
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Comment by TootieFields: Some women with that many children under school age make the valid life choice to become stay-at-home moms, Lizzie. I'm... 1 Responses | Other threads
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the view
Sherri Shepherd Teaches Daytime Audience How To Position Oneself In A Sling
Sherri Shepherd may have mixed feelings about the gays, but today on The View, she allowed one to demonstrate how to lay in a sling, perk up one's ass, and start panting. And why not. More »
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Comment by alexarch: That shit makes me so uncomfortable. Wrapping oneself in long cloth ought be only the purview of Cirque de Soleil... more » | Other threads
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the view
Bai Ling Slipping Behind Chihuahua, Hasselbeck In Mickey Rourke Oscar-Date Sweeps
Has our dream of a Mickey Rourke/Bai Ling Oscar coupling been deferred? Today, Rourke expressed his wishes to bring dog Loki as his awards date—though in a pinch, he'd settle for a certain View cohost. More »
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Comment by UrsulaBrizo: OOOO thats mean... well shes been spending most of her timemaking her 2 movies Chain Letter and The Hustle... more » | Other threads
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the view
Noted Race Expert Barbara Walters Explains Black Families To a Peeved Sherri Shepherd
This is how ingrained Barbara Walters's reign of passive-aggression has become on The View: her tone-deaf (but well-meaning) attempt to draw a comparison between the Obamas and the Cosbys finally provokes Sherri Shepherd to snap. More »
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Comment by kookla: There are great black men out there, you just have to know where to look. Baba has obviously not seen... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Quick-Thinking Whoopi Fashions Sherri-Anchoring Bungee-Bra
The only exercise the View chicks get lately is from kicking each other under the Hot Topics desk, so it was a refreshing change to see Sherri Shepherd engaged in some actual physical activity. More »
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By SethComment by TalbotSmith: Defamer is really hard up when they do "chick" posts that even Jezebel passed on. more » | Other threads
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the view
'View' Co-Hosts Realize They've Created a Monster In 'Idol' Von Smith
Just who is this terrible Von Smith, who appeared on American Idol last night? That's what the ladies of The View wondered, before being reminded that he'd actually performed on their show in 2007. More »
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Comment by want: There is nothing quite so heart-warming - and life-affirming - as the four talentless hackneyed hags of The View -... 12 Responses | Other threads
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Woos Paul McCartney With Teenage Fingerpainting
Though Elisabeth Hasselbeck claims she was a designer in her pre-View life, she's best remembered as a considerably less loathsome Survivor contestant. Today, guest Paul McCartney inspired Hasselbeck to finally share her "art" with us. More »
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Comment by coolluke: oh the irony of EH listening to Revolution. that's like Mr Burns listening to Imagine is she getting fat? if she's... 1 Responses | Other threads
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the view
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Can't Wait Until We Appreciate Bush Like We Do Lincoln
Perhaps cognizant that very soon they wouldn't have George W. Bush to kick around anymore, the ladies of The View brought the crazy shouting and insane assertions big-time this morning. More »
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Comment by Citizen Kang: I don't think even George Bush thinks he's in the same league as Lincoln. The only thing they really... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Bush Commits Final Presidential Mistake: Handing Oval Office to Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Over the weekend, George W. Bush demonstrated perhaps his most terrifying lapse in judgment in an administration full of such moments: he let Elisabeth Hasselbeck into the Oval Office. More »
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Comment by Decebal: OH MY FRIGGING GOD!!!!!!!! This FUCKING TWIT has set foot in the Oval Office. THE OVAL OFFICE!!!! There is no... 3 Responses | Other threads
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'We Administer Earth-People Pills When Absolutely Necessary,' Reassures Tom Cruise
Now that Tom Cruise's appearance on The View has aired, we can bring you the whole, Scientology-defending Jett Travolta conversation without any delightfully premature interruption by the Us Weekly bumper. More »
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Comment by NotReadyForPrimeTime: I should have added to my above comments that Tom Cruise is a lying sack of shit. He's making a pathetic... 2 Responses | Other threads
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view askew
The View Meets The NY Times, Talks Cruise, Coulter & Cantone
Last night, former Gawker editor Choire Sicha attended a panel with the women of the View sponsored by the NY Times. Joy Behar was there! Ann Coulter was mentioned! After the jump, his story. [Jezebel]
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By AnnaComment by BabyJane: We should just ask her the dumbest and silliest questions," said Sherri. Doesn't this go without saying? 8 Responses | Other threads
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gaffes
'Us Weekly' Puts A Sparkly Exclamation Point On Tom Cruise's Grief
Tom Cruise will be appearing on The View tomorrow to discuss the death of Jett Travolta, and TMZ's got a full advance video clip. Why, then, are we pointing you toward Us Weekly's coverage? More »
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Comment by Victor Ward: Everytime a Travolta dies, an US Weekly logo gets its star. 12 Responses | Other threads
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the view
Barbara Walters's Passive-Aggressive Streak Now Just Aggressive-Aggressive
Today, an insane Barbara Walters gave us the clip that will be played on the news in slow-motion when she finally uses her costume jewelry to garrote Elisabeth Hasselbeck. More »
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Comment by Victor Ward: Wow, Babs. That was the best impression of my Grandma I've ever seen. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Barbara Walters: Elisabeth Hasselbeck 'Isn't NECESSARILY a Bonehead'
Barbara Walters is just letting her passive-aggressive flag fly these days on The View, garnishing nearly every "Hot Topics" segment with a cruel, cutting barb that her dunderheaded cohosts are powerless to rebut. More »
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Comment by dreamwoman: barbara's behaving like the mean kid in the playground who says horrible things, but they're the largest kid in class,... 3 Responses | Other threads
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sushigate
Sherri Shepherd Awoken At 1:30 AM By An Insistent Jeremy Piven
Last night, Jeremy Piven sent a very late text message to Sherri Shepherd—and for once, it didn't say "Come to my room - whoever responds first gets me for the night." More »
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Comment by hhpeterson13: A PR assistant totally wrote that. Actually wasn't such a bad idea. Even if it's false, it makes him look... 1 Responses | Other threads
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sushigate
Jeremy Piven Exposed To Toxic Sherri Shepherd-Levels During Escape From New York
Sherri Shepherd's got an entry for Hollywood PrivacyWatch! On a plane over the holidays, she realized that the "short," fedora-clad man she'd been bothering was none other than the famously mercury-addled Jeremy Piven.
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Comment by Tiger_Tanaka: I don't like flying with my own children, so, shockingly, I sympathize with him. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Defamer Decides 2008
2008: The Year Pop Culture Won the Presidency
Join us in looking back at the trends, names, faces, places and unhinged absurdity that made our Defamer Decides 2008 coverage an unparalleled historical record of American presidential politics at its finest. More » -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: A Nightmarish Year In Review
Peer into The View, and soon The View starts to peer into you. Before long, you may develop a sudden affinity for pirate shirts and a tendency to shout "William Ayers!"
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Comment by taco-flavored-kisses: She's like that cheerleader that took AP classes in high school with the unfaltering belief that she was actually smart...while... 1 Responses | Other threads
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andy dick
Andy Dick's Got The Ankle-Monitorin', Jailbait-Gropin' DUI Blues
Chicken-wingery-parking-lot-felon Andy Dick was a very special guest on The View today, where he unveiled his new court-ordered ankle monitor with a Tom Waits-esque blues ditty.
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By SethComment by Dreamdate: Three kids? I thought the guy was totally into dudes. This has ruined Christmas for me. 2 Responses | Other threads
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the view
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Ready to Gloat About Obama's Invocation Speaker
Yesterday, Barack Obama's inauguration committee announced its choice for invocation speaker: controversial Saddelback founder Rick Warren. Elisabeth Hasselbeck, no doubt expecting a bomb-laden address from William Ayers, couldn't have been more pleased.
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Comment by Victor Ward: No, we didn't put him into office to pick a preacher - so why did he? 3 Responses | Other threads
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that's what she said
Elisabeth Hasselbeck's 25 Most Annoying Moments Of 2008
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the lone "conservative" voice on The View. We're frequently annoyed by things she says (but applaud her for her consistency). We collected our favorites in this clip. [Jezebel]
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By TracieComment by SantosCincinnatus: The View can suck it. They never have any intelligent guests on to discuss issues with the facts. ... 17 Responses | Other threads
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the view
Ladies Of 'The View' Unanimously Oppose Naming Your Child Adolf Hitler
Valkyrie-Opening Eve is days away, when children leave plates of strudel and wheat beer for Santa Claus von Stauffenberg, in the hopes they'll wake up to a Hitler-assassination the next morning.
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By SethComment by schweppes: Sherri's pronunciation of swa-STICK-ah makes my head tingle. 1 Responses | Other threads
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the view
Also on 'The View' Today: Elisabeth Getting Schooled by Melissa Etheridge
As delightful as it was to see even President Bush rescind his friendship with Elisabeth Hasselbeck today, we'd be remiss if we didn't address Lizzy's other smackdown this morning.
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Comment by HwoodHills: I can't believe I'm about to say this, but the mouth finally said something that sort of made sense. When... 4 Responses | Other threads
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