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As Oprah bores us with Jerry Seinfeld's wife and her devious methods of burying creamed broccoli inside a powdered donut, Tyra manages to bring Americans news they can use: Ladies, the next time your dinner date spends an inordinate amount of time quoting Kathy Griffin and apologizing for his shameful lack of abs, use this simple finger-measuring technique to determine whether or not he may in fact be a Friend of O'Malley. And if you want a second opinion, there's always the hair whorl test.

• The Tyra Banks Show

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