The film is being designed as a vehicle for Johnson, who starred for the studio in family hit The Game Plan and most recently completed Race to Witch Mountain. Disney denies the film has been titled Tomorrowland or is dedicated to the park's section, a futuristic area of the Magic Kingdom that includes such attractions as Space Mountain. The studio called the nascent project an original script.

Translation: A Rock film is cheaper and faster than updating that entire outdated section of the park. And while we can't necessarily blame Disney's frugality, the purists in us hope Tomorrowland: The Movie preserves the singular experience of waiting two hours among camera-slinging tourists for the privilege of space flight — assuming the spacecraft is not out of service on our chosen day of travel. It's not called the Happiest Place on Earth for nothing, after all.

• http://www.link.com">Johnson takes trip to 'Tomorrowland' [Variety]

Harrison Ford, Outed by Helen Mirren: "She considered him 'the nicest, sweetest guy you could want to meet. But he can't kiss - he finds it impossible to kiss on screen.' Then, she added: 'He's probably not very good off screen either. It's not just me - other actresses agree. Whenever we get chatting off screen and we get around to talking, we come to the same conclusion.'"

Jason Segal, Outed by Alyson Hannigan: "Alyson refused to kiss him or do any romantic scenes with him, because he smelled like smoke. He thanks her for forcing him to do that because now he not only smells better, he feels better as well."

Orlando Bloom, Outed by Keira Knightley: "Keira Knightley claims Johnny Depp is a better kisser than Orlando Bloom...When quizzed on who she thought was the best kisser out of the two actors, she told InStyle magazine: 'Johnny Depp certainly wasn't bad.' Despite Orlando's gushing praise for Keira's kissing technique, he did admit he found it 'peculiar.'"

Steve Carell, Outed by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: "I just see Steve Carell's lips. 'So the bottom of a cat's paw - the soft supple part underneath - that's what Steve Carell's lips are like. But his tongue is like kitty cat litter. That's the physical experience.'"

Woody Allen, Outed by Helena Bonham Carter: "He tells you up front certain ways of kissing he does not want. No exchange of liquid is permitted. It can be a bit offensive because he makes no effort at all."

Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."

Tom Cruise, Outed by Thandie Newton: "Kissing Tom Cruise was slightly icky and sort of wet. I'd really go home at the end of the day actually moaning about how hot it was and how many times we had to do it."

Victoria Beckham, Outed by Corey Haim: "She does this little grr gnaw thing that felt like a girl gnawing on your lip."

Sienna Miller, Outed by James Franco: "The British beauty's toothache made filming a nightmare. Franco admits filming the scene was far from enjoyable and had to be cut short when his co-star complained. He says, 'I think we kissed once in that film and it wasn't at all intense - there was no rolling around or anything. Sienna's molar was giving her pain so she called the dentist!'"

Leonardo DiCaprio, Outed by Virginie Ledoyen: "I think Leonardo is a nice guy. But I don't want him as a lover. There [was] no honest passion. No real sensitivity in our love scenes. In our underwater love scenes all I could think of was not drowning. I can't even remember his kiss."

[Photo credits: Getty, Wire Girl, Showbiz Spy, Renee Ashley Baker, NetGlimpse, Wireimage]

• JAMES MCAVOY: KISSING ANGELINA JOLIE WAS 'NOT VERY NICE' [ITW]

Fraser has already filmed a cameo as the grizzled, handle-bar-mustached, vest-but-no-shirt wearing Marine, Gung Ho. And the role of Shipwreck, a sailor-suited Navy seal with a parrot on his shoulder is being offered to Dwayne quote-unquote "The Rock" Johnson.

Evidently the "Don't ask don't tell policy" doesn't extend into the Joe army. And perhaps it doesn't extend into C.O.B.R.A. either. After all, Cobra Commander wore cape and spoke with a lisp. And hopefuly that's how the recently-cast Joseph Gordon-Levitt will play him. So now you know... and knowing is half the battle.

• Fraser Gung-Ho For G.I. Joe And The Rock To Get Shipwrecked? [Latino Review]

1. Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married - $21.5 million
Reacting to the third number one opening posted by the producer/actor/director/playwright/media mogul behind Why Did I Get Married?, Lionsgate president Tom Ortenberg somewhat ominously warned all of Hollywood, "My strong hunch is that this is the last time anybody will underestimate Tyler Perry."

Brimming with confidence in his hitmaking triple threat, Ortenberg elaborated, "Now that he's done this three times, we're finally going to buy him a fat suit that will shame the ones in Norbit and Big Momma's House and make everyone forget that Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence ever existed. When Tyler Perry's Medea's Revenge opens in late 2008 to $65 million, moviegoer's dreams will be haunted by cellulite thigh-dimples so convincing they'll think we hollowed out a morbidly obese grandmother and dropped him into her skin. It's gonna be amazing."

2. The Game Plan - $11.506 million
We knew that the The Rock's reign as box office champ wasn't likely to continue for a third consecutive week, but that doesn't make his fall from the top spot hurt us any less. To help take some of the sting out of it, we're going to watch this clip of the wrestler-turned-second-tier- action-hero-turned-cuddly-family-comedy-star showing off the chops that catapulted him to Hollywood dominance during two very slow weeks in early October.

3. Michael Clayton - $11.010 million
With no Ocean's Fourteen on the horizon to satisfy his "one blockbuster for you, three passion projects for me" deal with Hollywood, George Clooney is going to need to find a new mainstream franchise to fund his quirkier, less commercial cinematic pursuits. Perhaps he'll hit up buddy Matt Damon for a role in the next Bourne movie so that he can go on to direct whatever black-and-white period piece has been haunting him since cashing his last Ocean's paycheck.

4. We Own The Night - $11 million
We fear that we may never get around to seeing We Own the Night after accidentally scanning the film's spoiler-rich plot keyword page that includes the following categories: Shot in the Head/Loss of Father/Shot in the Chest/Suicide/Police Officer Killed/Undercover Cop/Hidden Identity.

5. The Heartbreak Kid - $7.425 million
Similarly, this revealing IMDb plot keyword will probably keep us away from Kid: Stay Home And Watch There's Something About Mary on Cable.

• Weekend Box Office October 12-14, 2007 [Box Office Mojo]

1. The Game Plan - $22.675 million
Not since Vin Diesel so movingly revealed his softer, stroller-pushing side in The Pacifier has an action star so seamlessly transitioned into the family-comedy genre. This weekend, Dwayne "The Rock, But The Cuddly Kind" Johnson captured America's hearts by successfully dramatizing the parenting challenges faced by any self-absorbed NFL superstar unexpectedly saddled with a bastard offspring, winning untold millions of new fans.

We're confident that The Rock is a little better equipped to handle his success than Diesel was; Johnson doesn't seem the type to fall into the trap like the one his marble-mouthed peer's ego set for him, leading him to squander his newfound clout on impossible, eleventy-billion dollar elephant-riding dreams.

2. The Kingdom - $17.694 million
Unfortunately for Universal, producer Michael Mann's oversight of The Kingdom (which involved the legendarily demanding filmmaker patrolling the set with a megaphone, shouting, "Stop being such a pussy!" each time director/protege Peter Berg failed to make one of his actors cry after a take) didn't result in even a Miami Vice-level opening weekend.

3. Resident Evil: Extinction - $8 million
Even if the world eventually succumbs to an apocalyptic, zombie-producing plague, Sony will still find a way to produce Resident Evil sequels.

4. Good Luck Chuck - $6.3 million
A quick scan of Jessica Alba's IMDb profile shows precious few opportunities to finally abandon the modesty clause in her contract that's been holding back her career. Maybe she'll take some inspiration from formerly never-nude contemporary Natalie Portman and hook up with a quirky indie director who'll help her tastefully break the tension with some artfully lit sideboob shots.

5. 3:10 to Yuma - $4.160 million
You know who could probably use one of those image-softening family flicks? Russell Crowe. We're seeing him in The Manny, the story of a former Secret Service agent who grudgingly accepts the most challenging assignment of his life: protecting the children of a highly public failed marriage from the well-meaning, but hilariously incompetent, parenting efforts of their pop star mother.

• WEEKEND BOX OFFICE September 28-30, 2007 [Box Office Mojo]