<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, the invasion]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, the invasion]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/theinvasion http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/theinvasion <![CDATA['The Invasion' As Bad As They Said It Would Be]]> 505534_rt.jpgThe first reviews have begun to trickle in for The Invasion, a Warner Bros. production plagued by paparazzi-captured car crashes and a German auteur, discharged by the studio after his esoteric vision failed to deliver the kinds of zombie car chases that put asses into summer movie theater seats. With an early Tomatometer Score of 15%, the ominous buzz hanging over the late-August dumping ground release appears to have been justified. The Invasion may have reportedly brought in the Wachowski siblings at the 11th hour to hit all the required projectile-vomiting notes, but, ironically, for a movie about a dehumanizing alien virus, the consensus seems to be that that it woefully lacks a heart. Here's sample of what the critics are saying:

· "Is there a Razzie Award for worst casting? If so, it's one of several that can be reserved early for this fourth, spectacularly lousy screen version of Jack Finney's 1954 novella The Body Snatchers." [LA Weekly]
· "The movie isn't terrible; it's just low-rent and reductive...This is just a glorified zombie movie: 28 Days Later with monsters — they even spread the virus by vomiting! — that look like you and me." [EW]

· "While it's impossible as a viewer to tell where one person's work ends and another's begins, it's clear that all those voices and influences have resulted in a film that feels truncated, rushed, unfocused and—worst of all—not the slightest bit scary or suspenseful." [AP]
· "Philip Kaufman's Invasion of the Body Snatchers haunts you for years, whereas The Invasion is forgotten before the end of the credits." [CBS5.com]
· "All good things must come to an end — in this case, the lucky streak that's made every adaptation of Jack Finney's 1955 sci-fi novel "The Body Snatchers" distinctive and effective, until now." [Variety]

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<![CDATA[The Nicole Kidman 'Invasion' Crash Video: Now With Reverse Angle!]]>
We realize that your untoward curiosity about what it looks like when a stunt-zombie-beset, camera-rigged car carrying Hollywood's highest-paid actress slides out of control into a stubbornly stationary object might have been satisfied by yesterday's coverage of Nicole Kidman's accident (she's OK, people! Even if the NYDN sensationally claims she was "nearly killed.") on the set of The Invasion, but since we've obtained this shocking! new! footage! from Today's coverage of the vehicular mishap, we feel compelled to share it anyway; without the morning show's triple replay and chilling reverse-angle shot, you haven't truly experienced the ordeal.

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<![CDATA[The 'Invasion' Accident: What Just About Everyone Involved Didn't Want You To See]]>

Paparazzi were staking out the downtown set of The Invasion at the precise moment a car chase shot went awry, sending the entire rig careening into a lamppost. Corroborating initial reports, several stunt-zombies are clearly visible in the video hanging from the windshield at the moment of impact, though they appear to have sustained no serious injuries as they climb off the wreck, presumably to get their Undead Local 181 union heads on the phone. Nicole Kidman emerged and was quickly whisked away for a precautionary trip to the hospital; while a team of doctors determined that there was nothing physically wrong with her, it was only after she passed a battery of psychological tests measuring her emotional response to photos of a variety of lamposts she might later encounter during shooting that she was discharged.

[Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com via TMZ]

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<![CDATA[Nicole Kidman In Accident On Set; Status Of Ravenous, Below-The-Line Zombies Unknown]]> kidman - DefamerAn accident on the downtown set of The Invasion, an updated, big-screen treatment of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, may have reaped untold whiplash damage on Hollywood's Highest Paid Actress™ Nicole Kidman. From AccessHollywood.com:

A Jaguar carrying the actress, her co-star, Jackson Bond and several crewmembers hit a pole and a garbage can after the driver towing the vehicle took a turn too quickly, witnesses tell Access. [...]

"All parties" were complaining of injuries, Police say.

Kidman walked away from the scene and was taken back to her on set trailer sources say. Shortly thereafter she was taken in a SUV to a hospital.

At least two stunt men believed to be playing zombies in the film, were on top of the car at the time of impact. It is not known if they were injured.

Studio protocol dictates that any movie set mishap first address the welfare of its A-list stars, followed by unknown child co-stars, stunt zombies, crew, and, whenever they can get to it, P.A.s. It may seem an unjust pecking order, until you consider the fact that Kidman's knee injury on the set of Moulin Rouge ended up costing $61 million in insurance claims, and her role in Panic Room. That's a figure that was sure to be echoing inside the skulls of Warner Bros.' executive bean counters and lawyers, who were probably too preoccupied with the fate of their delicate and accident-prone leading lady to worry about the status of the undead, brain-craving background players.

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