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Joshua Kelley Just Won't Shut Up About Curling Katherine Heigl's Hair
After a whirlwind month of snubbing her fame-enabling Grey’s Anatomy writers, the entire Academy of Television Arts & Sciences and anyone unlucky enough to get a whiff of her second-hand smoke, Katherine Heigl is somehow still idolized and worshiped by her emasculated husband Joshua Kelley. As we noted yesterday, Heigl spent most of Kelley’s weekend gig at Hotel Cafe shouting out requests for songs, songs which have all been recently altered to include the name Katie in place of any other girl’s name. But most disturbingly, the “rocker” reportedly overshared the fact that he had “curled her hair” before the show. And just how important is it that Kelley spend his pre-show time grooming his pompous pony? So important that he’s suffered third-degree burns and dehabilitated his ability to play the guitar, all in the name of love. The excruciating details, after the jump. More » -
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Katherine Heigl Barks Set List Instructions To Hubby During Rousing 'Emasculation Of Joshua' Concert
Katherine Heigl's constant bids to control her husband Josh "Call Me Joshua" Kelley's A.D.D. addled life is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Whether it's explaining to David Letterman that the house that the newlyweds live in is most certainly hers or confiding to Oprah that she's not even really sure if she'll like Joshua once she gets to know him, we are firmly settled into Month Six of what's come to be known as "The Emasculation Of Joshua" tour. However, just when you thought that she would tone things down a smidge, Heigl's controlling ways took new life when her not-at-all-whipped "rocker" husband took to the stage at Hollywood's Hotel Café on Friday night. According to a tipster for People: More »
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By Mark GrahamComment by Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Heigl pays the bills= Heigl calls the set. Play "Wonderland" by the guy who actually out earns his nicotine-enthusiast... more » | Other threads
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In Katherine Heigl's World, Joshua Kelley Is But An Ashtray
Move over Norma Desmond — Katherine Heigl is here. After Heigl's baffling antics over the past few weeks, namely snubbing her Grey's Anatomy fame enablers and any fan who may have actually enjoyed her pretty neurotic mess of a character on the show, this clip of Heigl voicing her disgust with "writers?!?" proves just how big Heigl's nicotine-scented head has grown. And to make matters worse, the images awaiting you after the jump of Heigl vacationing with emasculated husband Joshua Kelley, in which her emasculated servant is used as both her kickboxing target and ashtray give new meaning to Desmond's infamous diva-turned-delinquent madwoman trajectory. Catch Heigl at her heights while you can before the inevitable backlash to the backlash to the backlash begins, after the jump: More »
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Comment by gwendolyn: @TurdBlossom: I wonder if Mr. Kelley knows whether Mike Myers smokes... As evidenced in the item downthread (?) Ms. Heigl has... more » | Other threads
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Comment by Benovite: Btw I make a motion to rechristen this site DeHeigler. more » | Other threads
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Comment by Old No.7: Josh just discovered that the iPhone can't handle all the data returned when he Googles "divorce lawyer". more » | Other threads
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Katherine Heigl Chases Oscar Gold While Stepping On Those That Made Her Ascent Possible
You gotta hand it to Katherine Heigl. In the last two years, thanks to plum roles in Knocked Up and on Grey's Anatomy, she's gone from the forgotten child star from My Father, The Hero (forgotten by everyone except pervs, that is) to an Emmy winning actress who's bumping her way onto the A-List. But along the way, thanks to a string of questionable PR snafus like publicly lambasting Judd Apatow and emasculating her husband Joshua at every conceivable turn, she's racked up more than her fair share of detractors. But being the determined ball buster that she is, she's not going to let a little thing like criticism get in her way of becoming her generation's Julia Roberts. Today, Variety reports that she is set to star in and co-produce Escape, based on the true story of Carolyn Jessop, whose memoir of escaping her polygamist husband became a best-seller. While it remains to be seen if this role will earn her a nod at the 2010 Oscars (if it walks like Oscar bait and talks like Oscar bait, it probably is), we can confirm that she won't be accepting any awards at this year's Emmys. As Tom O'Neil of the LAT's Gold Derby blog reports: More »
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Comment by SuchitaEpicasta: What's with every Heigl comment starting with "nicotine-stained" or "ashtray"? So she smokes - she's not the only one out... more » | Other threads
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Comment by Ernst Stavro Blofeld: @Leviticus_71: A guitar player I know just found and procured the exact shirt to which you refer. more » | Other threads
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Katherine Heigl Seeks Escape From Doomed 'Grey's' In Search Of Big-Screen Stardom
We've been poking fun at Katherine Heigl for months now, and with good reason: she just can't stop saying the darndest things about her emasculated husband Joshua Kelley, she is completely lacking gaydar ... frankly, this list could go on for hours. But after hearing the news that Heigl is pushing for an escape from the ratings-challenged Grey's Anatomy following a fiscally successful contract renegotiation later made public, we're inching towards Team Heigl for the first time. As a source tells MSNBC: More »
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Comment by gwendemarco: Big GBut fan as this town needs a manly man but sadly, he hasn't lit the BO on fire. Saw... more » | Other threads
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Scarlett Johansson Shows Off New Engagement Ring, But How Does It Compare To Celebrity Rocks Of Yore?
Sorry boys, It appears as if Scarlett Johansson really is taken. As we noted yesterday, 2006's Sexiest Woman Alive got engaged to equally easy-on-the-eyes boyfriend Ryan Reynolds, and judging from ScarJo's behavior last night at the Costume Institute Gala, the soon-to-be-bride appears incapable of hiding her joy. All smiles as she walked the carpet, Johansson even did the paparazzi a favor by flashing her new rock, and her choice to wear an off-white demure dress helped us paint some mental images of her upcoming walk down the aisle. But how does her ring compare to infamous engagement rings of the past (J. Lo's sad pink diamond monster mid-Bennifer trainwreck) and rings recently sported by newly engaged stars like Mariah Carey and Ashlee Simpson? We compare and contrast after the jump. More »
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Comment by pixie-stix: Sure, they'll get married and before you know it, she'll get busy inside Chateau Marmot's elevator w/some bell hop-actor-model. more » | Other threads
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the emasculation of joshua
Not Only Does Katherine Heigl Wear The Pants In Her Marriage, She Also Wears The Boxer Briefs
As we've come to learn over the past few months, Katherine Heigl wears the pants in her relationship with crooner Josh "Call Me Joshua" Kelley. She's made it clear that when it comes to baby-making, attracting gay men and winning Hollywood over, Heigl will have us know that she pretty much outperforms her hubby in every way. And just to prove her point that much further, Josh's beloved Katie will soon appear on the big screen wearing a very tight pair of tighty whities. And putting our strained relationship with "the next Julia Roberts" aside, we must say she's about to give Tom Cruise a run for his money. More »
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Comment by Little Mintz Sunshine: I don't know what is more depressing: That Heigl is in a movie with GBut or that GBut is in... more » | Other threads
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Comment by NoGrumpys: TR is the expert when it comes to smoking - although his expertice is mainly Pole Smoking - I love... more » | Other threads
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Katherine Heigl Doesn't Understand Why Any Guy, Gay Or Straight, Wouldn't Want Her
Not only does Katherine Heigl lack the sensitivity gene when it comes to her marital bliss, but she's also missing a hefty dose of gaydar. Before her Grey's Anatomy co-star T.R. Knight was sweetly outed by since-fired Isaiah Washington, Katie apparently had a big ol' schoolgirl crush on him during the first season. And in standard Heigl fashion, she simply couldn't comprehend why T.R. wasn't showering her with affection after weeks of batting her lashes and sending out ostentatious signals. As The Sun quotes Katie:"I was getting nowhere and I was super-confused. I was like, 'Hello? Do I have something hanging out of my nose? Why aren't you paying any attention to me?"
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Comment by jillomama: Yeah...everyone isn't great with the repartee, the chit-chat, the celebrese...they still get to have a life; it doesn't mean she's... more » | Other threads
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Comment by brechtgirl: @dumblonde: What the hell is a strategically placed baby bump? Where else would you put it? more » | Other threads
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defamer
Katherine Heigl continues to ever so subtly remind her husband Josh "Call Me Joshua" Kelley that she does, and always will, wear the pants in their frightening relationship. This time, domestic issues are going beyond proving her social dominance or explaining on national television that their marriage would likely dissolve should they be forced to spend two consecutive weeks together. No, now Katie's moved on to the touchy topic of having Heiglets. And unsurprisingly, she plans on having them when she wants them, no matter how unready Joshua may be. As she puts it, "I think he'd prefer to wait a little more time, but I kind of wouldn't." [People]
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Comment by jillomama: i don't understand why she's so reviled...is it because your catty-ness doesn't affect her? Female & Aspie bliss:) Shine on,... more » | Other threads
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Joshua Kelley Would Be 'Drawing On Tablecloths' If It Weren't For A.D.D. Expert Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl is not a doctor, but she plays one on TV. Scratch that, we just learned that she plays one in real-life, too! The Emasculation of Joshua Tour never fails to disappoint, as evidenced by Joshua's admission to People that it was none other than Katherine who diagnosed him with Attention Deficit Disorder, thereby saving him from a life of scribbling doodles for spare change: More »
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Comment by Miss d: @gwiliandre: The imagery pains me on sooo many levels... but would make for an interesting Falcon title... more » | Other threads
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Nothing Comes Between Katherine Heigl And Her Nicotine — Not Even A Little Burglary!
We'd like to begin this post by emphatically stating that getting your car broken into SUCKS. We have been there, it is awful, and we genuinely empathize with Katherine Heigl and her emasculated husband Joshua during this time of need. But, having gotten that out of the way, we'd like to point out a few of the more absurd things about this clip. First and foremost, we'll begin with TMZ's editorial decision to set up a clip about a car being burgled by using a scene from ... wait for it ... The Great Muppet Caper! More »
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By Mark GrahamComment by gwendolyn: When your fifteen minutes is LITERALLY going to be fifteen minutes, you gotta make the most of it. There is a... more » | Other threads
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