The Feld-Dog Says Everything Is Going To Be All Right

Douglas Reinhardt — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:40:00 EDT

At the Fox Reality Awards, Corey Feldman took time out of his busy schedule to soothe the frayed nerves of everyone affected by the current state of the economy and the upcoming presidential election. Feldman said, “Don’t worry about anything. I got this. Sues and me are going to Washington right after this event and we’re going to solve everything. We saved the Haimster, so we could probably save the McCain campaign and Wall Street before our first coffee break.”

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Susie Feldman, You're Gonna Get Yours

Mark Graham — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:00:00 EDT

Last week's episode of The Two Coreys was the source of much consternation over here at Defamer HQ. While we'll never know if the Haimster and Felddog will be able to make amends after their friendship-crushing throwdown (that is, until A&E greenlights Season Three), the episode spurred our own Molly McAleer to spend her lunch break sprawled out on lawn somewhere in K-Town postulating which Corey was truly at fault for this epic breakdown. But, as some of you noted, Susie Feldman escaped Molly's rant virtually unscathed. Tonight, all that changes. Enjoy!

· Conor Oberst at the Troubadour.
· Peanut Butter Wolf at Cinespace.
· Maya Rudolph and Fred Armisen at Largo.
· Jon Lovtiz at the Comedy and Magic Club.

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The Feld-Dog Says Everything Is Going To Be All Right

Susie Feldman, You're Gonna Get Yours