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Brooke Hogan Knows Every Defamer Advertiser By Name

STV — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:50:00 EDT

The GOP's shining stars may elude Brooke Hogan, but no one would dare try to ambush her with a quiz about Defamer's noble advertisers. Their taste, class and leadership are omnipresent, and we're grateful to have them along for the ride. We'll bet she can name you too; advertise here and find out!

Special thanks to: 1800 Tequila, Choke (Fox Searchlight), Hotflops, Mike's Election Guide, Sebastian Hair Care, Starwood Hotels, TiVo and Unscrew America.

Defamer Advertisers Are Hotter Than Alaskan Hockey Moms

Seth — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:45:26 EDT

If there's one thing we love about Defamer advertisers, it's how amenable they are to being obvious political tokens in our desperate bid to get control of the White House. Thanks guys! (Did we mention you're pretty smoking, too?) Want to be added to the ticket? Everything you need to know is right here.

Special thanks to: Choke (Fox Searchlight), Cringe (Crown Publishing), How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (Paramount), Sobieski, Starwood Hotels, and Unscrew America

Our Advertisers Are Also Curious As To What Victoria Jackson Was Thinking

Mark Graham — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:00:00 EDT

We all realize that it's been a long time since Victoria Jackson has actually made anyone laugh, so we can only hope that her comments about the "anti-Christ, whitey-hater" Barack Obama were part of some ill-conceived bit meant to relaunch her career (as a Fox News correspondent, perhaps?). Either way, our advertisers would never be caught on tape (or, for that matter, blogging) saying such backwards things. Our thanks this week go to Mother on Fire, Sobieski, Starwood Hotels, Stolichnaya and Unscrew America. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Our Advertisers Are In No Way CGI-Assisted

Mark Graham — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:00:00 EDT

Unlike the way that computer generated fireworks were deployed by that shadowy cabal made up of NBC and IOC members to render the opening ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics that much more impressive, all of our advertisers are on the up-and-up. Thanks this week go to Crunch, Mother on Fire, Sobieski, Starwood Hotels, Stolichnaya and Unscrew America. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Our Advertisers Always Know When To BCC

Mark Graham — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:55:00 EDT

Unlike that (alleged) Hollywood Madame who outed some famous people when she mistakenly CC'd all of her clients in an email blast earlier this week, all of our advertisers are well-trained and cognizant of the intricacies of email ettiquette. Thanks this week go to Crunch, E!, Elegy, Sobieski, Starwood Hotels, Stolichnaya and Unscrew America. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Get Between Nikki And Her Defamer Sponsors Products, You Get A Blonsky Sandwich

Seth — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:31 EDT

There really are no lengths to which some will go to secure their access to the top-notch goods and services provided by Defamer advertisers. Nudge one aside in an overhead storage compartment, you could find yourself eating a Blonsky Sandwich, and being transported via medicopter to the mainland for immediate treatment. Would you like similar protection from our sometimes overzealous readership? Everything you need is right here.

Thanks to: E!, Sci Fi Channel, Sobieski, Stolichnaya, The Wackness, and Unscrew America.

Our Advertisers All Have Good Relationships With Their Mothers

Mark Graham — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:55:00 EDT

Thanks this week go to Chelsea Art Museum, Crunch, Eight Miles High, Eve Online, AMC's Mad Men, Mighty Leaf Tea, Sobieski, Starwood Hotels and The Wackness. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Our Advertisers Are Also Anxiously Awaiting Birth Of The Chosen Twins

Mark Graham — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:00:00 EDT

Thanks this week go to Chelsea Art Museum, Eight Miles High, Sobieski, and HBO's True Blood. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Our Advertisers Weren't Fooled By Anne Hathaway's Shady Ex

Mark Graham — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:00:00 EDT

Thanks this week go to Chelsea Art Museum, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Three Olives, Top Tips for Girls and Windows Live Search. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Our Advertisers Are Withdrawing Their Names From Emmy Consideration, Too

Mark Graham — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:15:00 EDT

Thanks this week go to AT&T, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Three Olives and Windows Live Search. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Our Advertisers Aren't Going To Promote 'The Hulk', Either

Mark Graham — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:00:00 EDT

Thanks this week go to AT&T, Adele, Camp Camp, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, MGM Grand Foxwoods, MSN Toolbar, Radiohead, Showtime, Three Olives and Windows Live Search. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Our Advertisers Don't Know Who Abel Ferrara Is, Either

Mark Graham — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:00:00 EDT

Thanks this week go to AT&T, Camp Camp, HBO, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, The MANual, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Radiohead and Unscrew America. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Our Advertisers Are Quite Happy For Clay Aiken

Mark Graham — Fri, 30 May 2008 16:00:00 EDT

Thanks this week go to AT&T, City of Thieves, E!, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, The MANual, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Unscrew America and Uwishunu. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Defamer Advertisers Make Us Want To Gnaw On Our Undies

Seth — Fri, 23 May 2008 15:58:28 EDT

We'd like to take this moment to treat our sponsors to a photo of us suggestively chewing on the bottom of our T-shirt, wearing nothing below the belt but a pair of red lace panties. Why? 'Cause they're hot! Are you hot? Then you should probably go here, where you'll find information on everything you need to do to receive your own special delivery.

Special thanks to: American Express, AT&T, Chili’s, City of Thieves, E!, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Unscrew America, and Uwishunu.

Our Advertisers Skipped 'Speed Racer', Too

Mark Graham — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:00:00 EDT

Thanks this week go to American Express, AT&T, Chili’s, Dotspotter, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Oxygen Network, Tribeca Film Festival, Unscrew America and Uwishunu. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Even Our Sponsors Are Ga-Ga For Robert Downey Jr.

Mark Graham — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:00:00 EDT

Thanks this week go to American Express, AT&T, Chili’s, Chris Farley Show, Dotspotter, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Tribeca Film Festival, Unscrew America and VW. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Our Advertisers Think There Are Far Better Vacation Destinations Than Gold Base

Mark Graham — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:50:00 EDT

Thanks this week go to AT&T, Chili's, Crown Publishing, Hancock, Honda Fit, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Random House, Tribeca Film Festival, Unscrew America, Uwishunu.com and VW. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Our Advertisers Aren't Impressed By Jason Segel's Wang

Mark Graham — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:00:00 EDT

Thanks this week go to AT&T, Beggar's Banquet, Chili's, Crown Publishing, Hancock, Honda Fit, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Random House, Tribeca Film Festival, Unscrew America, Uwishunu.com and VW. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Our Advertisers Haven't Seen The Alleged Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Either

Mark Graham — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:20:00 EDT

Thanks this week go to AT&T, Beggar's Banquet, Chili's, Coachella Festival, Crown Publishing, Hancock, Honda Fit, Kimora, Mini, Random House, Tribeca Film Festival, Unscrew America, Uwishunu.com and VW. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.

Our Sponsors Aren't Going To Follow Nick Stevens To Endeavor

Mark Graham — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:00:38 EDT

Thanks this week go to AT&T, Crown Publishing, Groomer Has It, Honda Fit, Mini, Random House, Tribeca Film Festival, Unscrew America, Uwishunu.com and VW. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can be found here.