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Who Told Sean Stewart That He's "A Waste Of Sperm And Egg?"

Tracie — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:00:00 EST

Sean Stewart is the 28-year-old son of Alanna and Rod Stewart and has been battling drug addiction since high school. He's been in and out of treatment programs throughout adulthood and is now one of the cast members of Celebrity Rehab. He's pretty much remained low key, but during a group session on last night's episode, he opened up about the root of the self hate that has fuelled his addictions, which he says are caused by insecurity over occasional erectile dysfunction, penis size, and the fact that, when he was 11, someone called him "a waste of sperm and egg." Dr. Drew asked who said that to him, and although it's bleeped out, it seems like he says "my fucking father." Clip above.

Gary Busey To Act As New 'Celebrity Rehab' Cast's Sherpa To Enlightenment

Seth — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:20:00 EDT

If you, like us, couldn't get enough of Celebrity Rehab—VH1's groundbreaking reality show born when it suddenly occurred to producers witnessing Brigitte Nielsen's umpteenth Strange Love blackout, "Hey—wait a second. Maybe we should get that woman some help...and film the entire thing!"—then you'll be thrilled to hear that the second batch of marginally famous in-patients are currently under Dr. Drew's care. Among this season's cast, the lovably problematic Jeff Conaway returns for another attempt at detox—and where Jeff goes, so too goes his demon-enabling succubus girlfriend Vicki. But there will be a whole slew of new faces, too, including—Higher-Power be with them—astonishingly sober life-coach, Gary Busey. From the press release:

Joining him in rehab are Sean Stewart (Sons of Hollywood), Amber Smith (model/actress), Rodney King, Nikki McKibbon (American Idol), Steven Adler (Guns n Roses) and Tawny Kitaen (Actress).

Gary Busey, who is 13 years sober from his cocaine addiction, will also be joining the cast to take the journey with the others and to share his experiences on the recovery process.

Certainly, the cast cuts a wide swath of "celebrity," covering everything from the I.Q.-deficient children of successful recording artists to brutal police-beating victims (who we're concerned might unintentionally set off a second round of LA riots, this time with the city's disenfranchised addicts raging against the Sober Man), with your requisite American Idol contestants, Drummers of the Tribe, and decades-past-their-prime pin-up models thrown in for good measure. The most notable absence: small business owner and aspiring boy-pimp Heidi Fleiss, who was scheduled for intake, but according to the NY Post got cold feet at the last minute.

Celebrity Rehab [VH1]

Sean Stewart Brick-Throwing Trial Not Likely To Electrify A Nation

Seth — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:43:36 EDT

And whatever became, you've not asked yourselves, of Sean Stewart—that puckish heir to the Rod Stewart fortune, who enjoyed a brief moment of notoriety by capitalizing on his boyish good looks and third-grade reading comprehension skills, only to see his leisurely world come tumbling down around him thanks to some hurled masonry outside a Hollywood Hills party? A judge has ruled the case will go to trial:

A Los Angeles judge ruled late on Wednesday that there was sufficient evidence for the case to proceed and ordered Stewart, 27, a star and producer of cable TV reality show "Sons of Hollywood," to return to court for a hearing on October 3.

Judge Julius Title said defense and prosecution witness accounts of the incident conflicted and it would be "up to the trial court to decide the credibility of the witnesses."
Sean Stewart, an aspiring model, is the son of Rod Stewart and his first wife, Alana.

The ruling will undoubtedly come as crushing news to Stewart, as much for the additional jail time he now faces as for the fact that he will be required to show up somewhere regularly and on time, outfitted in the kinds of constricting, formal garments he's railed against in the past. It's a totally bogus turn of events that could well conflict with any aspiring modeling engagements Stewart might book during that period.

LA judge orders trial for Rod Stewart's son [Reuters]

'Free Sean Stewart' Movement Not Gaining Steam After Least Favorite Hollywood Son Taken Into Police Custody

Seth — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 15:14:28 EDT

Sean Stewart, the differently abled progeny of Rod Stewart and one-third of the Sons of Hollywood—A&E's attempt at packaging the lives, dreams, and chronic stupidity of second-generation showbiz overclass as reality entertainment—was quietly taken into custody yesterday, minus the accompanying news choppers and public outrage that have marked recent, similar events. His crime dates back to an incident from nearly two months ago, when Stewart, angry after being denied entry to a party in the Hills, attacked a couple in a passing car with "a rock, brick, bottle, metal, missile, and substance capable of doing serious bodily harm," according to the felony complaint for his arrest:

[Stewart] spent nearly an hour locked up in a Hollywood police station, where he was charged with four felonies, including two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, one count of vandalism and one count of throwing substance at a vehicle.

Stewart was released on $60,000 bail.

Stewart has yet to release any statement on the matter, but we strongly suspect one is forthcoming, in which the aspiring musician takes great pains to tell his side of the story ("Their car's revving engine kind of sounded like it was laughing at me!"), then going on to describe how he managed to find God during his just-shy-of-an-hour behind bars, leading him to finally "drop the dumb guy act," and fully embrace his legitimate, incurable dumbness as a genuine disability.

Sean Stewart Arrested for Alleged Brick Bashing Attack [TMZ]