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Sex, Lies, And Videotape: Starring Sienna Miller, Her Tits, And Balthazar Getty As The Adulterous Billionaire

Molly Friedman — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:40:00 EDT

Confession time: ever since she rescued Alfie: The Version Jude Law Wrecked from racking up Razzies with her sparkly hair and oddly transfixing “good naked” scenes, we’ve been a Sienna Miller fan. One of the few stars to design an actual wearable fashion line, a regular on nude beaches, not to mention her impressive performance in the neglected but excellent Interview, she’s the kind of weird, devil-may-care actress we like. But our girl is in quite the pickle these days. With a loony ex-boyfriend sobbing over her in sappy love songs and telling her to “fuck off” in tabs, and a new set of her trademark topless pics featuring concrete evidence that she’s screwing former heroin addict, richer-than-God oil heir, and married father of four Balthazar Getty, Sienna isn’t exactly having the best month ever. However, it has been an NSFW one...

Looking better in these highly scandalous photos than the last time she showcased her assets, Miller almost tempts us to forgive the fact that she's accompanied by a (handsome bad boy allure aside) greasy adulterer with four kids and a surely devastated wifey at home. But not even shaggy string bean Ryhs Ifans making Sienna look like the victor in their icky, paranoia-filled break-up by using saccharine song lyrics as the soundtrack for his pity party can stop us from stuffing our Team Sienna t-shirt in storage for the time being.

[Photo credits: Splash via Egotastic]

SIENNA MILLER NAKED PICTURES WITH BALTHAZAR GETTY [Egotastic]

Head Gear Regret

Douglas Reinhardt — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:00:00 EDT

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Rhys Ifans and Sienna Miller's trip to Malibu hit a snag as Miller discovered that Ifans planned on wearing that hat to beach. Ifans told Miller that if she objects to his choice in hats, then she shouldn't buy them for him. He then was able to throw another word in edgewise that he also objects to her decision to frequently go topless at the beach. Miller sighed and then replied that it wasn't her that purchased the hat, but his stylist.

[Photo Credit: WENN]

'Perv Cam' Victim Sienna Miller Fails To Provide Steamy Footage, Again

Douglas Reinhardt — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:00:32 EDT

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Oh, Rhys Ifans, we'd probably feel the same way if we had to listen to Sienna Miller talk for three hours straight about being on a perv cam and how much she still hates Pittsburgh and how she was robbed for her work in Factory Girl. Then again, Sienna Miller probably doesn't enjoy Rhys Ifans frequent questions about his hair. "Doesn't this haircut make me look like Rod Stewart? You know, when he was good?"

[Photo Credit: Flynet Pictures]