<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, replacements]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, replacements]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/replacements http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/replacements <![CDATA[ Doubt to Open AFI Fest: The Oscar-bait shuffle...]]> Doubt to Open AFI Fest: The Oscar-bait shuffle that is AFI Fest's opening night settled down late Thursday when organizers announced Doubt as its Oct. 30 replacement for The Soloist. It will be the Meryl Streep/Philip Seymour Hoffman drama's world premiere following a quiet test screening this summer and a private screening last night for its original Broadway cast and select press. Among them evidently was Tom O'Neil, to whom Scott Rudin expressed nervousness about sharing Doubt on the AFI stage still relatively early in Oscar season (the film opens small Dec. 12). And really, with one horse already down and only one other left in the race after this, can you blame him? OK, fine — so can we. Zip it, Rudin. [Gold Derby]

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<![CDATA[Surviving Ladies Of 'The View' Hoping Life With Whoopi Is Less Annoying Than Life With Rosie]]> whoopi-view.jpgWith Rosie O'Donnell gone from The View, the majority of her days since her abrupt, contentious departure spent dictating angry haikus to an assistant while suspended in her upside-down depression-therapy rig, ABC has been quietly auditioning potential replacements. According to Star Magazine, they have settled on former Patrick-Swayze-channeling conduit Whoopi Goldberg:

"As far as everyone at ABC is concerned, she has the job," a network insider confirms to Star. "They have been meeting with Kathy Griffin, Rosanne Barr, Ricki Lake and Gayle King." While Kathy was a strong contender, Whoopi has won everyone over."
"Whoopi has a radio show, she lives in NYC and she is an institution. She also is liberal and outspoken but not crazy like Rosie was. She will be a perfect fit as far as the ladies on The View are concerned." [...]

ABC executives are so excited about signing Whoopi that they even offered her what they refused to give Rosie - a year-to-year deal. "When Rosie finds out, she'll be furious!" tattles another source.

Goldberg could prove a suitable match for Elisabeth Hasselbeck, offering sharp-tongued counterpoint to the shrill, neocon birthing vessel without resorting to name-calling or whiny claims about her own victimization. Still, there was something about Rosie's tenure of terror—perhaps the imminent threat of one of Rosie's co-hosts having the breath squeezed out of them with a clench firmer than any crocodile's jaw—that leads us to question whether the Whoopi era of The View will ever reach the same heights of chemically-imbalanced-lesbian-with-serious-anger-issues appointment television that her predecessor's did.

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