<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, reincarceration]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, reincarceration]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/reincarceration http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/reincarceration <![CDATA[Breaking: Judge Orders Paris Back To Jail, Immediate Halt Of All Cupcake Deliveries]]>
It is in difficult times like these that we throw ourselves into the arms of the Drudge Report, knowing that any potentially upsetting news with be broken to us with a gentle whisper in the ear and a reassuring stroking of our hair.

After the jump, video of the announcement, which for at least one bystander represented the total collapse of the universe:



]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=267336&view=rss&microfeed=true