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'Transformers 2' On The Fast Track

Mark — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 21:02:31 EDT

· Go behind the scenes of the Transformers 2 development meetings with an animated Michael Bay, Gay Megatron, and a version of Brett Ratner that's somewhat less cartoonish than the real article.
· In an Absolut world, everyone would be a douchebag with their own limousine and red-carpeted driveways.
· Victoria Beckham infected with posh-eating bacteria.
· Jeremy Piven is only the second-most foul-mouthed performer in his family.
· Enjoy the bubbles.

Skinny bitch: prettier, skinnier bitches...

Mark — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:40:00 EDT

Skinny bitch: prettier, skinnier bitches need not apply for slave job. [ABC News]

"To have a new superstar for us to obsess...

Mark — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:49:30 EDT

"To have a new superstar for us to obsess about and analyze would be a welcome relief. But for Victoria to become one of those people, she will have to get some personality. At the moment, she's a slightly two-dimensional character for Americans." Too bad the diamond-studded dildo story turned out to be false, because that really would've have helped flesh out a pretty underwitten character. [Reuters]

One Diamond-Encrusted Thing That Mrs. Beckham Is Not Using To Pleasure Herself

Mark — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:18:19 EDT

· Generally speaking, we'd rather have our genitals scorched off with a red-hot fireplace poker than pay attention to anything related to the lives of David Beckham and Posh Spice, but when the story involves setting the record straight about whether or not Posh uses a diamond-encrusted vibrator, we can make a onetime exception.
· But as long as we're on the subject, Posh says Scientology never comes up when she hangs with Tom and Katie, even when Cruise repeatedly clears his throat and nods his head towards the e-meter on the kitchen table, hoping in vain for his friend to take some interest in his faith.
· It's nice to see that Cavemen's recasting process gave ABC a chance to place a big name into the beleaguered project.
· In other Geico-related news, Optimus Prime is having a bitch of a time getting his insurance agent to reimburse him for damage sustained during his efforts to protect freedom for all sentient beings.