<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, pacific coast news]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, pacific coast news]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/pacificcoastnews http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/pacificcoastnews <![CDATA[In Katherine Heigl's World, Joshua Kelley Is But An Ashtray]]> Move over Norma Desmond — Katherine Heigl is here. After Heigl's baffling antics over the past few weeks, namely snubbing her Grey's Anatomy fame enablers and any fan who may have actually enjoyed her pretty neurotic mess of a character on the show, this clip of Heigl voicing her disgust with "writers?!?" proves just how big Heigl's nicotine-scented head has grown. And to make matters worse, the images awaiting you after the jump of Heigl vacationing with emasculated husband Joshua Kelley, in which her emasculated servant is used as both her kickboxing target and ashtray give new meaning to Desmond's infamous diva-turned-delinquent madwoman trajectory. Catch Heigl at her heights while you can before the inevitable backlash to the backlash to the backlash begins, after the jump:

After her husky voice descends into a dramatic alto of self-aggrandizement after one too many autograph-seekers outstretch their plebeian arms in her direction, the enterprising TMZ cameraman begins lobbing a series of Emmy-related probes at Heigl. After one particular inquiry into whether or not she has had any post-Emmy dropout meetings with the team of writers on Grey's, Heigl's quizzically bitchy and entirely dismissive intonation of the word "writers" has to be heard to be believed.


As these pictures demonstrate, a few of Katherine's favorite things do not include raindrops on roses nor whiskers on kittens — they mainly involve using the useless guy (who gave her a ring she treasures far more than him) as a foot-rest, a shield to block her smoke exhalations, and one of those less attractive girlfriends celebrities enlist to co-analyze their body while asking, over and over, "So is my perfect rack perfect enough? Like is this nipple exactly where it should be? Yeah? Yeah, I know. Man am I tired of being right."

[Photo credits: Pacific Coast News]

]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=396872&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Heather Locklear And Denise Richards Square Off In Bikini Deathmatch]]> Former BFFs Heather Locklear and Denise Richards have each enjoyed watching the other's respective star status fall farther with each passing year, but the good news is they both share something in common to smile about. While it's not exactly an Emmy, they both look hot in bikinis. Heather's gone from starring in a hit primetime drama and being the object of many a male fantasy to her current role in a Lifetime movie about women over 40 or something. And Denise? Well, after impressing nearly every male on the planet with her pouty lips and lesbian pool antics in Wild Things, she earned the title of Mrs. Charlie Sheen (quite an honor, indeed). Now? She's filming some kind of reality show that no one cares about. What do we care about? Who looks better in their red bikinis, and who's the better surfer! Judge for yourselves after the jump:

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While we must give props to Heather for looking far better in that red bikini than we'll ever dream of looking, it seems as though her surfing skills could use some help. Great boobs are one thing, but they don't tend to look so great while stuffed in a wet suit awkwardly bouncing around in the waves.

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But Denise has no reason to fret. Sure, Heather looks better in her suit, but at least Denise can ride her board with ease (and even manage to stand up on it, no easy feat when carrying so much weight up top). In the end? It's a tie. Heather's bod is smashing, but Denise is a far better surfer girl.

[Photo credits: Splash, Pacific Coast News]

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