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Jennifer Aniston Gives Letterman a Ladyparts-Covering Present

Kyle Buchanan — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:45:06 EST

Not a day goes by that Jennifer Aniston fails to remind us that she was naked in GQ this month (but can she wrest December's nudity crown back from usurper Scott Caan?).

Aniston's latest reminder (which, lest no one forget, is intended to promote a PG-rated dogcom) came on last night's Late Show, where David Letterman produced the magazine in question and proceeded to flip through it on camera. In turn, Aniston debuted her new fake laugh ("HA HA haaaa. WHOA!") and gifted Letterman with the tie she had once affixed to her nipple with double-sided tape. Try that at 10pm, Leno!

Late Show [CBS]

Scott Caan Gives Defamer Commenter a NSFW Christmas Present

Kyle Buchanan — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:05:53 EST

Upon being confronted with last week's Jennifer Aniston nudesapalooza, Defamer commenter icallthebigonebitey said, "Someone call me when Scott Caan does a similar photo shoot." Bitey, we have paparazzi service X17 holding for you.

The telefoto lens-equipped shutterbugs were in place to snap Caan changing clothes after a day of surfing (just before rainstorms dampened California's sunny December buzz). Though we'd tell you more about the simply outrageous invasion of privacy, we have a feeling that at this point in your scroll-down, text is just a blurry nuisance outside your peripheral vision.

[Photo Credit: X17]

Caan You Believe It? [X17]

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens in 'Sex Shop Musical'

Kyle Buchanan — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:30:38 EST

As teen stars go, High School Musical couple Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are certainly more risque than most. Still, all the shower scenes and cell phone pics were mere prelude to this.

The site OceanUP has published pictures of both stars accommodating a fan in what appears to be a very unlikely location: a sex shop. Never did we think that leaked Zac Efron dildo pictures would emerge in quite this way! Here at Defamer's West Coast branch, we've put our innocent minds on the line to ID all the sex paraphernalia the Disney stars have been photographed with (trust us, the downright filthy NYC office would have had everything diagnosed and purchased online within five minutes). Won't you help us out?

Zac Efron Vanessa Hudgens SEX Store [OceanUp]

Flaccid Rankings: In an attempt to rebut...

Kyle Buchanan — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:51:48 EST

Flaccid Rankings: In an attempt to rebut the cruel patriarchy of Mr. Skin's women-only list of the year's top nude scenes, The Frisky has published their own Top 10, detailing the best bare men of the year. As a commentary on this year's slim male pickings, two of the winners went nothing more than shirtless, one was onstage, and the winner was Jason Segel from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Alas, The Reader continued its nude scene shutout. Old Harvey would have gotten Kate Winslet on this list somehow, even without a penis! The full list, after the jump:

10. Seth Rogen in “Zack and Miri Make A Porno”

9. Daniel Radcliffe in Equus

8. David Duchovny from “Californication”

7. Kyle McLachlan in “Desperate Housewives”

6. Gilles Marini in “Sex In The City: The Movie”

5. Neil Patrick Harris in “How I Met Your Mother”

4. Hunter Parish from “Weeds”

3. Stephen Moyer from “True Blood”

2. James Franco in “Milk”

1. Jason Segel in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”

Harvey Weinstein Fails to Nab 'Mr. Skin' Top 10 Berth For Nude Kate Winslet

Kyle Buchanan — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:25:08 EST

Poor Harvey Weinstein just can't catch a break for The Reader! So far, his pushy campaign to ready the film for awards glory has resulted in the loss of both Scott Rudin and a million-dollar bet, and now his efforts have resulted in further ignominy: Kate Winslet's very naked performance was denied a spot on Mr. Skin's Top Celebrity Nude Scenes of 2008. Could this be an Oscar precursor? Let's hope not, considering who came in first:

1. Mischa Barton
Title: Closing the Ring
Release Date: August 1, 2008
Mischa Barton not only goes topless 26 minutes into this World War II drama, but at the 34-minute mark, the O.C. hottie bares T&A. Mischa’s nude scenes are luscious, lengthy and brightly lit, so they’re guaranteed to turn you into a Barton fink!

We're disappointed and a little surprised, frankly. Old Harvey would have locked down the number one spot with an aggressive lobbying effort, NSFW "For Your Consideration" ads, and a series of generously topless post-film Q&As with Winslet. It's a stunning upset for Barton, but then, many in the industry have wanted to see Weinstein toppled since Gwyneth Paltrow's Shakespeare in Love nude scene somehow beat out Cate Blanchett in '98. Consider yourself avenged, Cate!

Mr Skin's Top 20 Celebrity Nude Scenes of 2008 [Mr Skin]

Grab A Nip Slip Eyeful Of 90210's AnnaLynne McCord!

Kyle Buchanan — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:24:17 EST

We'll admit that we stopped paying attention to the new 90210 after they demoted Lucille Bluth, but it appears from these on-set photos that producers have figured out an exciting new guest star for their reboot: the Nip Slip! Our old friend N.S. shared scenes with show lioness AnnaLynne McCord, who we remember fondly for her work on Nip/Tuck (and who probably should have kept her nip tucked here, hey-o). Let this serve as a lesson to McCord: when filming a running scene, a bra (and the occasional hamburger) can provide invaluable support. Click through for the full, uncensored photo.

[Photo Credit: Flynet]

Natalie Portman's Ex Not Afraid to Show Off the NSFW Bits She'll Be Missing

Kyle Buchanan — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:15:00 EDT

Until their recent breakup, the unlikely pairing of actress Natalie Portman with scruffy, Manson-resembling troubadour Devendra Banhart had people asking, "What exactly does she see in him?" We tried to explain that starlets love themselves some hairy hippies, but still, the naysayers would not be deterred. Now, Banhart may have provided some insight into the matter with the album art for his upcoming side project, Megapuss. Baring all in a very, very NSFW manner, the folk singer shows off what had until recently been the sole property of one Queen Amidala:

From l-r: Megapuss cohort Greg Rogove, Banhart himself, words.

Here, we see that Rogove's lightsaber is no match for Banhart's knife.

Yes, yes, Devendra, we get it. Genitals. Here's a cookie.

Megapuss LP Art Features Devendra's Naughty Bits (NSFW!) [Pitchfork]

Lindsay Lohan Offers To Bare All On Film, Clueless Producers Turn Her Down

Molly Friedman — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:20:00 EDT

Apparently Lindsay Lohan had such a great time stripping down and showcasing her talents in the pages of New York Magazine that she's overly eager to display the full monty in her next role. Set to play a sex-addicted waitress in the upcoming Florence, Lohan allegedly wanted to turn a topless scene into an opportunity to disprove all the Firecrotch rumors for good. Unfortunately for Lindsay and the rest of the world, producers "nixed that idea." Adding insult to injury, the freshly rehabbed star is reportedly only making $75,000 to ~~take her clothes off~~ prove her acting chops in this role. So why did Lohan decide to take this part at all? As a source tells Star:

"Lindsay doesn't care that she's getting paid peanuts...She just wants to remind people that she can act and she's worth hiring."

And judging from her upcoming roles, she'll need to squeeze in as many reminders as possible. Just in case you missed it (and you most likely did), Lohan's critically panned Chapter 27 opened in limited release two weekends ago and has racked up a whopping $32,000 at the box office so far. Oops. Next on Lohan's plate is her role as Charles Manson's right-hand woman Nancy Pitman in Manson Girls and next year's Jack Black vehicle (with David Arquette!) Ye Old Times, in which punchlines will rely on the film's renaissance fair theme. Putting aside our minimal excitement over her film career, there is one silver lining: she's working on her third album! So while additional Razzies may lie in her future, at least we'll have the pleasure of learning yet more about how sucky her childhood was through song.

[Photo Credit: X17]

LINDSAY LOHAN TO PLAY NYMPHOMANIAC WAITRESS AND GO TOPLESS IN LOW-BUDGET FILM [Celebitchy]

Diablo Cody Nude Shots Surface

Mark Graham — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:24:44 EST

It's quite the week of firsts for Diablo Cody. She won her first Oscar, she became embroiled in her first red carpet scandal and now, the first nude pictures of her have hit The Internets. Probably not surprising, considering her famed and well-marketed history as a stripper turned blogger turned screenwriter. A few of the more SFW pics, including her faithful recreation of Ali Larter's whipped cream bikini shot from Varsity Blues (somewhere, a Vanity Fair photog is kicking himself for not thinking of this idea first), appear after the jump.

Head on over to Egotastic to see the Full Busey-Hunt.

Diablo Cody: Nude Stripper / Screenwriter [Egotastic]

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Sobriety By Dropping Trou For 'NY Mag'

Mark Graham — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:51:11 EST

Ah, President's Day. We cannot think of a greater way to celebrate the memory of Millard Fillmore and James Garfield than to spend the next ten or fifteen minutes (hours?) rifling through New York's nude photoshoot with Lindsay Lohan. Just last week, we were celebrating Lindsay's new Sober Face, but even we must admit that it pales in comparison to her new Sober Nipples. Which, we might add, are on full display (!) in two of the spread's ten slides. As far as career rejuvenation stunts are concerned, we are predicting that this tastefully titillating homage to Marilyn Monroe's "Last Sitting" is poised to sit alongside Drew Barrymore's role in Poison Ivy in the pantheon of greatest breast-baring comebacks of all-time. A few of the tamer (but still NSFW!) selections follow after the jump; the rest can be found in this week's edition of New York. You have been warned.

Here goes...

Lindsay Lohan Recreates Last Nude Photoshoot Of Marilyn Monroe [NY Mag]