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prudish jurisprudence
Supreme Court reverses the "one-free-expletive" on live TV ruling; no more fucks at awards shows.
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feuds
Barbaric Blogger Bloodsport Revealed in Hollywood
Revolution is inevitably followed by a period of chaos. Maybe that's why a highbrow New York Observer story about the evolution of Hollywood news media devolved into a glorious, shit-throwing media shitstorm. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by Lulupasternak: Considering Goldstein's blog doesn't even crack the top 20 at the LAT, I wonder why he's even employed. [www.laobserved.com] more » | Other threads
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lookalikes
Ben Stiller Ripped Off That Joaquin Phoenix Impression
Ben Stiller reportedly flipped out over his Oscar script the day before this year's show. But the Joaquin Phoenix impersonation he came up with as a replacement was hardly original. More » -
feuds
Cruise and Holmes Slammed For Fashion-Line Faux Pas
Kate Moss is not happy: Do Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, fashion nobodies, know how many fashion gods they pissed off by cutting the line at a fashion ball?
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By Ryan TateComment by malke2010: This has always been a problem with these meet and greets at the Costume Institute Ball. I think the problem is... 2 Responses | Other threads
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trailers
Seth Rogen's Anti-Blart Shines In NSFW 'Observe and Report' Trailer
The NSFW redband trailer for Seth Rogen's Observe and Report resolves a few lingering issues around the rapidly developing mall-cop comedy subgenre. First up: "Comedy" might be stretching things. More »
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By STVComment by MrDo: I think we just saw the best parts of the movie. Why can't the studios make a trailer that doesn't... 2 Responses | Other threads
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nsfw
Madonna and Jesus Reenact Pietà With More French-Kissing, Speedos
Finally, W has released the photo essay that documents the exact moments that Madonna met/fell for/sucked the soul out of 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz. So, what have we learned? More »
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Comment by Miss Anne Thrope: Her nun dress is just like Anita Ekberg in La Dolce Vita. And he looks like a dumb werewolf (not... 4 Responses | Other threads
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nsfw
Super Bowl Porn Watchers Offered Ten Bucks As Hazard Pay
We already thought that Super Bowl watchers in Tucson were the luckiest fans ever, what with the free porn that briefly graced their televisions. Now, they're getting paid to have watched it. More »
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Comment by deusdiabolus: This wasn't an accident. Somebody out there knows that Janet Jackson's titty was the best thing that ever happened... 1 Responses | Other threads
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nsfw
Eric Balfour Willing To Drop Pants For Random Hollywood Passersby
Here are two things you should know about Eric Balfour: he has a knack for getting television shows canceled, and he will bare his NSFW ass for strangers on the street if you ask nicely. More »
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Comment by couchtamale: One of these things is not like the others. 1 Responses | Other threads
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nsfw
Fox Deploys 'Naked Eliza Dushku' Gambit To Lure Viewers To 'Dollhouse'
Maybe Fox actually does want people to watch Dollhouse! After putting together a novel ad for the troubled Joss Whedon project, Fox has pulled out all the stops (and the clothes off star Eliza Dushku). More »
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Comment by longcrosse: Kyle, please don't use the words "nude Nathan Fillion photoshoots" unless followed by actual photos. I went from elated to... 2 Responses | Other threads
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nsfw
Defamer Rates The Super Bowl Porn That Accidentally Aired In Arizona
Sure, we've already told you what we thought of the movie trailers that aired during yesterday's big game. However, what was our take on the 30-second, NSFW porn clip that accidentally played in Tuscon, Arizona? More »
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Comment by KittyCarlisle: @Leviticus_71 Yah, Evan Stone. Particularly excels at playing soft-core pirates, Genies and the like. Handles dialogue rather well. Sadly, I'm a straight... 3 Responses | Other threads
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nsfw
'The Office' Porn Features Almost As Many Couplings As The Actual 'Office'
Worried that The Office has become mired in too many relationship subplots? Have we got the NSFW version for you! More » -
nsfw
Devastated Whitney Port Apologizes For Bikini-Ravaging Natural Disaster
Days after nature's wrath laid waste to Whitney Port's two-piece — on camera, natch — the City star expressed regret for the tragedy's rippling cultural impact. The NSFW wreckage follows the jump. More »
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By STVComment by Tiger_Tanaka: Everybody on this show is a mic'd boob. 1 Responses | Other threads
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trailers
Jason Statham Fights Corey Haim's Mullet to the Death in 'Crank 2'
We'd say the new redband trailer for Crank 2 is NSFW, but let's face it: You're not at work today, and even if you were, it's Friday viewing the whole office can/should enjoy.
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By STVComment by snarkordie: Dwight Fucking Yoakam and Jason Statham fucking. Sold. 1 Responses | Other threads
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happy holidays
Hef and the Body-Painted Twins Wish You a Very Perky, NSFW Christmas
It looks like we'll have to think of a new idea for the Defamer Christmas card, because Hugh Hefner and his 19-year-old twin concubines have gone and stolen ours.
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Comment by solmssen: not sure what this says about me, but I couldn't help but notice that the one on the right couldn't... 4 Responses | Other threads
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clued in
Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
With the horrifying news that Playboy's Hugh Hefner nearly died in a sex toy accident in the late 1970s, we were forced to wonder: which toy? And which Bunny? Some thoughts (NSFW), after the jump. [Jezebel]
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By MeganComment by Macloserboy: I'm gonna be an old broken record (which is rundant, because if it's a record then of course I'm old)... 9 Responses | Other threads
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Defamer Art History
Origins Of The Male Nude, Part 2: Le Caanseur
That whole Milk/Hockney thing got us thinking about other recent examples of homoerotic art and their inspirations. [NSFW things follow after the jump.]
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By SethComment by icallthebigonebitey: has Scott Caan issued a statement yet about this whole de"ball"cle? (sorry) i mean, he must have heard about it by... 9 Responses | Other threads
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scott caan
Scott Caan Gives Defamer Commenter a NSFW Christmas Present
Upon being confronted with last week's Jennifer Aniston nudesapalooza, Defamer commenter icallthebigonebitey said, "Someone call me when Scott Caan does a similar photo shoot." Bitey, we have paparazzi service X17 holding for you. -
scandals
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens in 'Sex Shop Musical'
As teen stars go, High School Musical couple Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are certainly more risque than most. Still, all the shower scenes and cell phone pics were mere prelude to this.
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Comment by Old No.7: I feel sorry for the poor bastard that is going to have sex with that fan of Zac & Vanessa. 6 Responses | Other threads
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rip
Bettie Page to Get First-Hand Look at God's Pin-Up Collection
Bettie Page, the most celebrated, bangs-sporting, whip-cracking, bikini-rocking pin-up model of the 1950s, died Thursday of complications following a heart attack suffered last week. She was 85. NSFW memories follow the jump.
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By STVComment by Shumina: I always found her to be a beautiful, strong person. She treated the subjects she depicted in a refreshing, matter-of-factly... 3 Responses | Other threads
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kate winslet
Flaccid Rankings: In an attempt to rebut the cruel patriarchy of Mr. Skin's women-only list of the year's top nude scenes, The Frisky has published their own Top 10, detailing the best bare men of the year. As a commentary on this year's slim male pickings, two of the winners went nothing more than shirtless, one was onstage, and the winner was Jason Segel from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Alas, The Reader continued its nude scene shutout. Old Harvey would have gotten Kate Winslet on this list somehow, even without a penis! The full list, after the jump:
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Comment by Madge Gristle: Reminds me of when I saw Sarah Marshall in theaters. Relatively small crowd (it was a matinee). He flashes his... 5 Responses | Other threads
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keri russell
Keri Russell Graduates: It's a good thing Felicity got out of the dorms before the advent of Facebook, because she would be so busted for posting these scandalous, wannabe Terry Richardson pictures (from the new issue of Details). Ben may approve, but Noel is very disappointed. More NSFW pics after the jump:
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Comment by Desk_hack: I don't know who the fuck Terry Richardson is, but (s)he has an uncanny ability to make an otherwise gorgeous... 4 Responses | Other threads
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the reader
Harvey Weinstein Fails to Nab 'Mr. Skin' Top 10 Berth For Nude Kate Winslet
Poor Harvey Weinstein just can't catch a break for The Reader! So far, his pushy campaign to ready the film for awards glory has resulted in the loss of both Scott Rudin and a million-dollar bet, and now his efforts have resulted in further ignominy: Kate Winslet's very naked performance was denied a spot on Mr. Skin's Top Celebrity Nude Scenes of 2008. Could this be an Oscar precursor? Let's hope not, considering who came in first:
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Comment by Magister: A few of those flicks, I'd like to see, especially if someone were kind enough to mark (or upload) just... 1 Responses | Other threads
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joaquin phoenix
Time to Call Bullshit on Joaquin Phoenix's 'Retirement'
We'll admit that when Joaquin Phoenix first announced (in an incoherent mumble) that he would be quitting acting, we weren't quite sure whether it was all just an elaborate stunt. Then, we remembered the tale of Greenbo, Phoenix's brain-eating frog, and thought it was simply par for the course with the erratic actor. Still, since the announcement, Phoenix's weird behavior has felt increasingly staged for the cameras — and, in fact, he has his own cameras following him around, "recording his transition from film to music." The final straw came when we found an incriminating set of pictures from Phoenix's first performance, along with this explanation:
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Comment by HappyBlues: Could be just like SPINAL TAP... except more depressing and not funny. 2 Responses | Other threads
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natalie portman
Natalie Portman Refuses To Go Without Fictional Sex
Though Natalie Portman earned an Oscar nomination for refusing to part with her pasties as a stripper in the film Closer, she's been on a genuinely NSFW tear as of late. First, she stunt doubled for a lithe greyhound and went nude for the Wes Anderson short Hotel Chevalier (pictured), then she dated the frequently penis-nosed troubadour Devendra Banhart, whose liner notes revealed a radical new theory that clothes simply get in the way of a man's natural, patchouli-infused musk. Now, Doubt director John Patrick Shanley reveals that Portman wanted the role in his film that eventually went to Amy Adams, but there was one sexless impediment: More » -
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Grab A Nip Slip Eyeful Of 90210's AnnaLynne McCord!
We'll admit that we stopped paying attention to the new 90210 after they demoted Lucille Bluth, but it appears from these on-set photos that producers have figured out an exciting new guest star for their reboot: the Nip Slip! Our old friend N.S. shared scenes with show lioness AnnaLynne McCord, who we remember fondly for her work on Nip/Tuck (and who probably should have kept her nip tucked here, hey-o). Let this serve as a lesson to McCord: when filming a running scene, a bra (and the occasional hamburger) can provide invaluable support. Click through for the full, uncensored photo. More »
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Comment by WGARefugee: Here I am again in this thread, just looking around. 2 Responses | Other threads
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gwyneth paltrow
Don't Tell Gwyneth Paltrow That You Want to Fuck Her on Live TV
In the United States, an uncomfortable talk show interview usually involves an uncommunicative Twilight star or a vaguely gross suggestion of backseat nookie from Jay Leno. Across, the pond, however, restrictions are looser — or at least they were, until Russell Brand mucked things up in the ribald BBC voicemail scandal that we still don't fully understand (we think it involved Fawlty Towers, Satanists, and a giant bird's nest of hair). Now, British chat show host Jonathan Ross is being investigated for another example of bad language (shown in the above clip), in which he asks A-list actress Gwyneth Paltrow about her kids and then announces that he would like to fuck her and that she's clearly "gagging for it." Someone's been taking interview tips from The Advocate! More »
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Comment by ArchieOogley: Whatever... amateurs! Here, Ladies and Gentlmen, is the motherf'n *GOLD STANDARD* for saying "I want to fuck you" in the live... 3 Responses | Other threads
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britney spears
Tearful Britney Spears Misses the 'Excitement' Of Being Totally Fucking Crazy
It's rare that a stage-managed pop star can break free of her chains, but all of America bore witness to a time in Britney Spears's life when a gum-smacking "Y'all!" became a Klonopin-chomping "Y'allllllll." Now, Spears appears to be back on the wagon and of sound mind, body, and hair, but she confesses in the new documentary Britney: For the Record that she almost prefers the bald ol' days: More »
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Comment by Little Mintz Sunshine: Umm, Brit? If you weren't under the restraints you're under (and didn't have family with a financial stake in your... 2 Responses | Other threads
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prince
How Prince Went From "P*ssy Control" To Puritanical Proselytizing
As we mentioned in this morning's Dirt Bag, Prince is now a Jehovah's Witness who proselytizes door to door in L.A. But did you know he's also sort of homophobic now? According to a short profile by Claire Hoffman in this week's New Yorker*, Prince says, "God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’" [Jezebel]
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By JessicaComment by texanbelle: He wasn't being a puritanical proselytizer....they asked him what he thought about the situation and he gave his opinion. Since when... 26 Responses | Other threads
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Shrivellus Airconditionum
Look, Everyone! It's Video Of Daniel Radcliffe's Naughties!
That Daniel Radcliffe has been thrilling horny Potterites on both sides of the Atlantic in a revival of the play Equus featuring full-frontal (and backal) nudity is hardly news. But until now, there have been no satisfying audience photos or video of his Golden Snitch. Perhaps it was some unspoken code of honor between wizard and $130-a-seat theatergoer, as if to say, "We'll pay for the privilege—and it is a privilege, young Harry—but we'll also keep it just between us." Well, the code has been broken, as OMG Blog has obtained video footage recently recorded by a front-row Broadway patron. We pass this along not out of licentiousness, but rather in hopes that it will goose ticket sales for the production, which has seen a 10% drop. See how selfless we are? Now, enough preamble—on with the NSFW show! More »
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By SethComment by Minsley Tortimer: it's the curse of the irish, no meat all potatoes. the top row of photos look freakishly like harry potter... 5 Responses | Other threads
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sienna miller
Sienna Miller's NSFW, Blood-Smeared Crying Jag Goes Well With Pop Song
Sienna Miller's struggles for relevance beyond the bedrooms of her paramours may have finally received the onscreen antidote they need: Cow's blood. The starlet appears in a new, Tony Kaye-directed music video for the British band the Hours, featuring Miller traipsing through various phases of hospital-gowned distress. And where handbag boutiques, CAT scans and tear-streaked therapy sessions fail, a romp through a Damien Hirst installation of cow carcasses and blood momentarily revives her with the clear-eyed sense of purpose that eluded even her acclaimed turn in Factory Girl. If this doesn't nudge Nottingham back on track at Universal by the end of lunch today — assuming the sight bovine entrails in the video after the jump don't void your lunch — then surely all hope is gone. [YouTube]
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By STVComment by Tiger_Tanaka: Edward Norton does not approve of this version. 1 Responses | Other threads
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mary-kate olsen
You Got It, Dude? Have you ever wondered who among modern Hollywood's stars could hold a pastie to the scantily-clad pinup models of the forties and fifties? Photographer Timothy White has, and for his new book, Hollywood Pinups, he recreated those bygone poses with stars including, uh, Full House star/avowed Spencer Pratt hater Mary-Kate Olsen. Bob Saget, avert your eyes; we have a feeling this one is going to give Gilbert Gottfried a lot of material. Click through for full-size. [Amazon]
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Comment by taraniso: Couldn't they photoshop that sphincter of a belly-button? more » | Other threads
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rob zombie
Only Defamer Has Seen Footage of Rob Zombie's New, 'Masturbation Friendly' Animated Film
Before we begin this tale, a word: our exposure to animated sex is mostly limited to Ralph Bakshi, Japanese anime, and a picture some guy showed us once that had Aladdin and Jasmine doing things that Aladdin and Jasmine should simply never be doing. It was with this thin resume, then, that Defamer ambled into UCB last night for what was supposed to be a Halloween edition of the the theater's "Comedy Death Ray" show but that unexpectedly provided a sneak peek at the first footage ever shown of Rob Zombie's upcoming, decidedly R-rated animated film, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto. Were you ever curious what a nude cartoon version of Rosario Dawson might look like, fighting? Then read on, pervs (and get ready for some NSFW animated action)! More »
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Comment by Losin_it: ...and only Defamer has whacked off to it (so far)! 2 Responses | Other threads
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Star Porn
Seth Rogen's Fake Star Wars Porn Versus Actual Star Wars Porn [NSFW]
Will Zach and Miri Make A Porno's "Star Whores" spoof skin-flick stand up against actual Star Wars porn? We've collected the best Star Wars porn from artistic porn site Cathouse and compared it with a few shots from the new Rogen comedy. On one hand, you've got Elizabeth Banks as Princess Leia, a dianoga dildo and little tubby Rogen running around with a blaster strapped to his exposed thigh in Solo's duds. But Miravi from Cathouse is a genius, as the artist manages to disrobe a young Aunt Beru and get her and Padme together. It's NSFW in any capacity. [io9]
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Comment by Log1c: Here is a question, what is worse on the 'Geek who looks down upon other geeks" scale. Writing sexual fan... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Watch, TiVo, Kill
Cloris To Get Buck Wild Up In This Bitch
The Dow finished lower again today and could get below the psychologically important 8,000 mark this week. Wait—there's a show about privileged, beautiful people on? Peace out, troubles! More » -
watchmen
'Watchmen' Brings Its Full CGI Power To Bear on Billy Crudup's Exposed Wang
For months, fans obsessed with Zack Snyder's superhero opus Watchmen have harbored fears about the movie's epic running time, wondering whether the version that comes out in theaters (assuming it ever does) would be cut or uncut. Now, thanks to the HD version of the second Watchmen trailer, we have a new focus for that very same question: Billy Crudup's bare, cerulean penis! As big blue hero Dr. Manhattan, Crudup spends the bulk of his on-screen time in the buff, and unlike the anachronistically clothed Spartans that starred in Snyder's 300, the director is allowing Crudup to let it all hang out. So, is it real, or is it CG? The NSFW wang, after the jump: More »
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Comment by TenTimesFiltered: Is no one impressed by Manhattan's sidekick, The Massive Dildo of Pure Flame on the left? 2 Responses | Other threads
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natalie portman
Natalie Portman's Ex Not Afraid to Show Off the NSFW Bits She'll Be Missing
Until their recent breakup, the unlikely pairing of actress Natalie Portman with scruffy, Manson-resembling troubadour Devendra Banhart had people asking, "What exactly does she see in him?" We tried to explain that starlets love themselves some hairy hippies, but still, the naysayers would not be deterred. Now, Banhart may have provided some insight into the matter with the album art for his upcoming side project, Megapuss. Baring all in a very, very NSFW manner, the folk singer shows off what had until recently been the sole property of one Queen Amidala: More » -
Defamer Friday Funtime
Inaugural Air Sex Championships Inspire Brief Envy of Texas
We could have trekked to this weekend's Fantastic Fest in Austin, but when it became clear that so much of the programming would eventually just come to us — and that Austin is in Texas — our minds were made up to stay put. Alas, look at what we missed: The World Air Sex Championships, the product of Japan's most sublimely dirty minds and the globe's most cutthroat faux-coitus competitors. It's exactly what it sounds like, and as such, the accompanying video requires little additional comment besides an obvious "NSFW" and congratulations to all the contestants. There truly are no losers here. [Viddler via SpoutBlog]
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By STVComment by kookla: OH.MY.GOD. That chick in the blue undies stole my act!!! 1 Responses | Other threads
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Mini Me Sex Tape
Mini-Me Sex Tape Conclusive Proof That Our Civilization Is Doomed
Sex tapes. We've all seen them. Hell, by this point, we've probably all made them (and that includes Molls)! But even on your loneliest of lonely nights, when you dial up RedTube in search of the dirtiest, kinkiest porn that the Internets have to offer, we'd bet you dollars to donuts that none of you ever typed the words "Mini-Me Sex Tape" into Google looking to get off. That is, until now. According to our friends at TMZed: More »
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By Mark GrahamComment by bctx: It's like watching your parents have sex... if your dad's a Cabbage Patch Kid. 1 Responses | Other threads
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defamer
Jason Segel Enters Exclusive Full-Frontal Male Nudity Club In 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'
Judd Apatow has fulfilled his promise to "shake Americans from their squeamishness about male anatomy in movies" by featuring Forgetting Sarah Marshall star Jason Segel completely nude in the movie's pivotal break-up scene. And as the LAT pointed out yesterday, Segel's manhood provides the film's "most captivating screen presence" (sorry, Kristen Bell). But Apatow and his cool comedy clique aren't the first ones to boldly focus their cinematic lens on male actors' full frontal displays. We took a look back on Segel's predecessors to showcase other (pun intended) ballsy big-screen cameos by the likes of Bruce Willis and Ewan McGregor after the jump. Just a warning, this is NSFW. More »
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Comment by jew-jew: @Malis in Wonderland: @Malis in Wonderland:Art Garfunkel's Balls is my new band name. more » | Other threads
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defamer
Unfortunate Ad Placement Brings Disney Into Brave NSFW World
Occasionally, when the planets align just so and the sun strikes the Earth at the exact right location, we witness that rarest of phenomena known as Disney Ads on Smut Sites. Or at least that's what gutter-minded rabblerouser Drunken Stepfather calls it, having caught as many as six different instances of Walt Disney World Web ads aligned beside Egotastic's recent coverage of sex tapes, flashings and other NSFW (and definitely NSFDW) mini-scandals. More »
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