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Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Son's Bed

Hamilton Nolan — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:43:34 EST

Nancy Cartwright is the voice of Bart Simpson. She is also a famous Scientologist. She is also selling her son's bedroom furniture for $500. Need some shelves?

Our tipster notes that Nancy is "just emailing everyone she knows, asking you to pass it on! So I did." As will we. No need to thank us, Nancy. Since you gave $10 million to Scientology, you need every penny.

Some pictures of the bed follow.

Bart Simpson Pushes Scientology: 'Don't Have A Thetan-Ridden Cow, Man!'

Kyle Buchanan — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 12:49:32 EST

In a move that will no doubt make Fox super excited, Simpsons actress Nancy Cartwright is using her Bart voice to shill for an upcoming Scientology event at Hollywood & Highland.

Once upon a time, we trusted Cartwright when she exhorted us to "do the Bartman," but now that this "Bartman" involves personality tests, invasive auditing, and insistent, late-night girl talk with Leah Remini, we've become a wee bit skeptical. Sure, we agree that Lisa is clearly an SP, but who knew it would come to this? Still, at least we have a definitive answer for why Bart Simpson is so yellow: it's all those niacin purification rituals! [YouTube]

Bart Simpson, Scientologist, Says Keep Springfield Working!

mollyf — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:24:15 EST

Now that we know the voice of Bart Simpson is a full-on "Clear" scientologist, we had to wonder what Bart would sound like were he played by the Clearest of All Clears: Mr. Tom Cruise! In this video mashup keenly edited together by Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer, our favorite yellow-haired toon turns from a loveable little menace whose tagline is "Don't have a cow, man" to an eerie little OT in-training who abides by the mantra "Anything LRH does." We can't help but wonder what would've gone down had the little guy had had the powers of Xenu with him during that climactic final scene in The Simpsons Movie. We imagine that Bart, embiggened with the energy of the alien king, could have extracted the entire family from the Springfield bubble himself, saving Homer all those motorcycle-induced scrapes and bruises.

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