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CrayonSmoothie: 3. I'm thinking Queen Latifah for this one. more »
NotChoinski: 1 - Sarah, Todd, and Jesus Christ 2 - Jillian Reynolds, because I hate her 3 - Lady Gaga, to Zoroastrianism. more »
WalterPater: 1. Jackman, his beard and his boyfriend. 3. Mariah. more »
ClockOnTheStove: 4. What two talented A-list bloggers are returning to Gawker? more »
Island of Misfit Toys: 1. The Travoltas 2. Kathy Griffin 3. J. Lo more »
NoelleBlue: Jordin Sparks for 3? more »
siarna: 1. Will and Jada. 3. Christina Aguilera. more »
ArmCandy: 1. Sigh. Invite me over, Hugh Jackman. 2. What is a Real reality star? 3. Sounds like Jessica Simpson, but wasn't Papa Joe a pastor? I'll go with JLo. more »
DennyCrane: 2 smells like New York to me. more »
econdave: 3. Shakira, Shakira. more »
TNT Freckles McGee: #3 JLo? more »
TheSometimesWhy: The best way for people to understand this man is by remembering that Napoleon Bonaparte had a Chris Albrecht complex over two hundred years before it... more »
heywhat: I remember right after he kicked his now wife then girlfriend's ass, none other than Ari Emanuel wrote an article on the Huffington Post singing this ... more »
PaisleyPajamas: I was gonna add Starz in 2010 to catch this show, but now I'd just be creeped out by the violence. more »
SidAndFinancy: Paging Governor Monserrate .... more »
forwardmotion: Look! It's Mr. Smithers more »
shostakobitch: Too bad Chris Brown is a singing idiot and not a glowering old asswipe in a suit. more »
fatmonalisa: 1. I sort of think this is Jessica Szohr. The other people on Gossip Girl have kids and Taylor Momsen could also be considered a "child" more »
pumpkinsoup: Item #3 was solved and attributed to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman according to this news item posted to BlindGossip.com. [blindgossip.com] more »
Ack: 2. Totally Zellweger/Cooper. 3. I want to say Chris Martin, though I think Keith Urban or Brad Paisley are better guesses. more »

#recaps

Jersey Shore: Complicated Courtships

The ultimate goal for all male and female guidos at the Jersey Shore is to hook up and "not fall in love." You would think this would be simple, but you would be very, very wrong. More »
#recaps

The Hills: Later, The Same Day...
Nothing ever seems to happen on The Hills, yet the plot still progresses. It's like another masterpiece of serialized fiction: Apartment 3G. Ever wonder what this show would look like as a comic strip? More »
#recaps

The Hills and The City Kiss Princes to Make Frogs

There was a lot of ticking last night. Heidi's biological clock was making noise and so was the time bomb of Roxy working at People's Revolution. Oh, and Audrina was ticked off, but no one seems to care. More »
#thehills

The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance

The Hills are on fire! Everyone is talking about last night's sixth season premiere, but it looks like Lauren Conrad leaving has doomed the show. Know what, who cares? The City is a million times better, anyway. More »
#thegreatdebate

Was the Kanye West-Taylor Swift Moment Staged?
When Guest of a Guest speculated that last night's Kanye West-Taylor Swift incident at the VMAs was scripted it sent a shockwave through Gawker HQ. Brian Moylan thinks it's fake and Richard Rushfield thinks it's real. Punches are being thrown! More »
#videuhoh

Kanye West, You're a Dick.
Tonight's VMA awards were messy. The transitions were sloppy. The performances were so-so. And the emotional outbursts were, well, tacky. Our evidence: Kanye West upstaging Taylor Swift's big win. More »
#poplife

In Defense Of Lady Gaga, Whose VMA Performance "Will Inspire A Movement"
She wears preposterous ensembles and says ridiculous things. But seriously? We need Lady Gaga. [Jezebel]
#crimes

Too Depraved For Paris Friendship Show, World
A man who wanted to be on Paris Hilton's "best-friend" reality show has been arrested after sending in pictures of children in sexual positions, some "masochistic," as part of his application. And justice finds another asshole sicko. Hooray! [Houston Press]
#badideas
It's official: MTV is going ahead with that horrible and unnecessary Teen Wolf series.
#traderoundup

Natalie Portman Looks Over Her Shoulder for a Zombie Attack
Someone needs to tell AMC that vampires are the host monster now, as they shell out big bucks for a zombie show. Natalie Portman also gets a TV deal. And Legos (yes, the toy) are coming to the big screen. More »
#generations

The Youngs Will Destroy the Hills They Created
And you thought all teens and twentysomethings were shallow wastoids. Turns out they hate The Hills and other muck same as you. At least execs at MTV are hoping that's true, as they've just completely restructured based on that assumption. More »
#internalmemos

Departing MTV Exec's Furtive Wish: I Wanna Be On Broadway!
Brian Graden, a veteran programming executive at youth culture battle-axe MTV, has thrown in the towel after twelve years. In his goodbye memo to staffers, forwarded to us, Graden mentions an as-yet-unexplored dream: To do musical theater. Adorbs. More »
#introductions
'Bruno' Gets Up Close and Personal With Eminem
#traderoundup

Resurrections, Just in Time for Easter
Nicole Kidman and Woody Allen join forces, cable ratings are up, the Kennedys get a conservative treatment, Ian Somerhalder is back, and, just maybe, so is Jesus. More »
#mtv

Just How Uncomfortable Does MTV's 'How's Your News?' Make You Feel?
In a few days, you'll be able to tune in to MTV and follow a group of mentally challenged individuals exploring America in a bus, and it has nothing to do with Road Rules. More »
#feuds

TV Guide Takes Active Steps To Imagine A World Without 'Bromance'
Back when everyone in America was doing coke and playing Galaga, TV Guide was the only game in town for television schedules. Now, we all have set-top boxes, and TV Guide is pissed. More »
#poop

MTV Exec's Gift Of Feces Yet Another Sign Of Hollywood Cutbacks
If you think your company's stingy holiday offerings were lame... More »
#realworldbrooklyn

'Real World: Brooklyn' Addresses Every Letter Of The LGBT Alphabet
You knew this, but there's a shitload of Queer in the real world: Gays, Protogays, Ex-Gays, Don't Ask Don't Tells, and M2Fs have all been accounted for in MTV's Real World: Brooklyn. More »
#bromance

'Bromance': It Begins With Morning Wood, And It Ends In Tears
Last night, MTV started its new "Brody Jenner finds a friend" series Bromance in the way many had anticipated: with a loving homage to the naked, hooded dehumanization perfected at Abu Ghraib.
#awards

'Twilight' Lady-Pandering Earns MTV 'Patronizers of the Year' Award
Where most media have moved on from courting Twilight fans, MTV has one remaining drop of profit to wring from the condescension flood. To wit, Twilight More »