Maria Menounos quizzed the part-time actress on her reaction to Barack Obama's historic victory, and Lohan (clearly still reeling from the use of Homer Simpson's makeup gun) obliged with warm, hoarse words about "our nation's first colored president." That is maybe not how we would have put it, but neither would we have starred in the Chris Parnell vehicle Labor Pains. Someone's gotta be at the vanguard! Clip below:

• Access Hollywood

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Indiana Jones himself, Harrison Ford, admitted in an interview with Maria Menounos that he buys his shirts at the Baby Gap. Ford said that he felt that this was in the best shape he'd been in in years and that he wanted to show off his sleek physique with some more revealing clothing. Yet after the film wrapped, Ford's work out routine sort of slipped away and he was left a collection of ill-fitting clothing. Ford said, "I didn't want them to go to waste. So, I'm going to wear them every now and then to give myself some motivation to hit the gym again."

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A tense moment passed between Access Hollywood's Maria Menounos and Big Bird, when the Sesame Street star began to suspect that the reporter's wandering hand was engaged less in the sensual caress that he demanded than in a fumbling search for his rapidly engorging avian member. But an impatient Bird decided to put a quick end to her amateurish attempts at manual stimulation by gently, but firmly, placing a three-fingered hand on her back and guiding her head downward; the tension quickly dissipated as the star finally relaxed and Menounos went about her task, quietly telling herself that the exclusive interview he'd deliver would be worth the temporary discomfort of a face full of yellow feathers.

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