http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/luisguzman http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/luisguzman · Just as we'd feared, the director of Waiting's feud with Luis Guzman was just a publicity stunt, a ruse, a flim-flam job. If you believed their fight was genuine, you officially have permission to feel used and/or dirty.
· You may no longer bid on Britney Spears' jewel-encrusted bra, but feel free to rummage through her trash in search of disgarded panties, sickie.
· We always thought it would be Gargamel, not UNICEF, who firebombed the Smurf village. We were so smurfin' wrong. [via BoingBoing]
· If Ashlee Simpon's handlers had any sense, they would've staged another lipsyncing incident. Now that she actually performed her song on SNL, people can go back to not giving a shit about her.
· Billy Joel: Furniture polish looks "tastier than bleach."

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