Breaking: Mary-Kate Olsen Capable Of Smiling, Making Dirty Old Men Horny

Molly Friedman — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:00:00 EDT

Only a week after our careful study of the Olsen Twins’ trademark Prune faces, clever little Mary-Kate Olsen pulled a fast one on us at last night’s screening for her new film The Wackness: the minx bore actual teeth for photographers, pose after forced pose. And even though it looks like putting on a smile in public is taking every last bit of effort and strength MK's tiny body can muster, the acrobatically trained twin has admittedly perfect chompers. Why she’s been holding back on us remains a mystery, but what doesn’t is where Olsen would rank on yesterday’s roundup of celebrity make-out partners. Her 64-year old Wackness co-star Ben Kingsley clued interested parties in on the talents Mary-Kate’s de-pruned grin is capable of, after the jump.

The Oscar-winning Gandhi star — who would probably rather not have us remind you of his role as a chastity belt expert in D.O.A. Love Guru (especially following a certain co-star's tongue starring in everyone's favorite sex tape du jour) — revealed just how Mary-Kate performed in their very frisky telephone booth make-out scene: "She was completely in charge." While Kingsley isn't earning any points in the specificity department, we're going to give the new smiling version of MK the benefit of the doubt and assume the 22-year old's ability to "take charge" while playing tongue twister with someone more than 40 years her senior is yet another new talent she can add to her resume.

[Photo credit: Getty]

Jessica Alba To Look Hot, Laugh At Mike Myers' Jokes

Mark — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 14:56:34 EDT

· After a decade in existence, DreamWorks is tantalizingly close to crossing the $1 billion box office mark for the first time. You know what that means: three-day weekend for everyone in the Paramount family! [Variety]
· Continuing the tradition of casting attractive female co-stars with questionable acting abilities he established in his Austin Powers films, Mike Myers has added Jessica Alba to the talent roster of his big-screen comeback, The Love Guru. [THR]
· Ben Stiller and his Red Hour Films will stay in the DreamWorks family for at least three more years, and to show how happy the studio was to renew their deal, they sent over one of their favorite creative executives for Stiller to do with as he pleases. [Variety]
· The NLRB rules that studios can't press WGA members into webisode slave-labor. Expect the studios to continue to refuse to pay for the new-media content and force PAs and writers' assistants to write the clips on their lunch breaks. [THR]
· TNT renews Saving Grace, USA reorders Burn Notice, and Lifetime picks up a second season of Army Wives. And there is still not a damn thing to watch on network TV this summer. [Variety]

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Breaking: Mary-Kate Olsen Capable Of Smiling, Making Dirty Old Men Horny

Jessica Alba To Look Hot, Laugh At Mike Myers' Jokes