<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, loose lips]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, loose lips]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/looselips http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/looselips <![CDATA[Only One 'Lost' Cast Member Knows How The Series Will End, And We'd Like To Buy Them A Drink]]> For every high-pitched shriek of rage we let loose after making it through a new episode of Lost without a single Big Question answered, there’s a part of us that doesn’t want to know what’ s going on anyway. Sure, it’d be nice if the epic’s smarmy producers decided to shed some light on what the four-toed statue from season two was all about, gave us some clues about the Smoke Monster, or what Josh Holloway might look like as a member of the full-frontal nudity club, but maybe getting some answers would weaken our obsession. At least that’s how we felt before hearing today that a sole cast member knows for sure exactly how the series will end. And we have a feeling that between now and 2010, they might wind up “blurting it out” despite assurances.

Yes, apparently that 2006 SNL sketch in which Fred Armisen grills Matthew Fox in an elevator, confident that none of the actors have a clue what's going on, isn't so funny anymore in light of reports that "he's the only cast member who knows how the series will end." And Fox has recently relented: "Yes, it's true. [The rest of the cast] understands I can't talk about it, but sometimes they'll ask, just hoping I'll blurt it out." Knowing it would only take a few drinks for Fox's Vault to open up is now #857 on our list of reasons Why We Want To Get Drunk With Matthew Fox. And with that, our safe state of ignorance is no longer blissful.

]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5009806&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Extremist Islamic Terrorists Hail Their New Queen, Sharon Stone]]> After giving an anti-war interview to Middle Eastern newspaper Al Hayat, Sharon Stone is finally getting rave reviews. Sadly, they're not from the trades; they're from the terrorists. After visiting the region on a very Angelina Jolie-esque "fact-finding mission," Stone told the paper she feels "great pain" thinking about the war in Iraq, prompting extremist leaders like Muhammed Abel Al to get downright gushy with praise: "This lady is smelling and seeing the dangers for the future of America." It's not quite the same as getting a plucky pullquote from Jeffrey Lyons, but it'll do. However, it gets worse! Apparently, if we don't "follow" Stone's lead, the United States will be totally fucked.

We still can't figure out what Stone said that is so different from past comments made by Jolie, but guys like Abel Al and Jihaad Jaara, who favored blowing up churches in 2002, are positively in love. Said Jaara, "we feel satisfied with Stone's quotes...she is a woman who understands well what are the risks of American foreign policy." Jaara went on to assure Americans that if we don't listen to the original vadge flasher and McCain is elected, we're pretty much doomed to experience a few more 9/11s in our lifetime. So do whatever Sharon says, k? Except see any and all of her movies.

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