"There is so much controversy about Lindsay Lohan, I just want to see if her abilities are still intact," one moviegoer said. [...]

"I hope she can pull herself together," another fan said. "This movie wasn't that great and I hope in the future she might come out with better movies."

With these fans' thoughts on the record, the GMA crew then turned to two of the most accomplished child-actor fuck-ups of the 1980s for their perspective on the Lohan flameout:

It's a possible fate 1980s teen stars Corey Feldman and Corey Haim know firsthand. Their movie roles dried up as they struggled with addiction.

"I see a version of me that is female and younger, and I just hope that she catches it now," Haim said.

Feldman said the actress should focus on her health.

"All that should be on Lindsay's shoulders or anybody right at this moment is, 'I need to get myself healthy,'" he said.

The blueprint for Lohan's survival, both personal and professional, has been clearly drawn by the Two Coreys: Take a decade or two off from the Hollywood grind to get one's shit together, then pray that basic cable network looking for some easy publicity will set her up with a reality show, perhaps one where Lohan invites her onetime SUV-bound prisoners to crash on her couch as a camera crew documents their lightly scripted attempts at healing the wounds of the past.

• Fallen Star: Lohan's Issues May Derail Career [ABC News]

"I hope they put her in jail for as long as they can," said Bernie Brillstein, whose company has represented John Belushi and Chris Farley. "Maybe she'll realize how serious it is. I believe she's uninsurable. And when you're uninsurable in this town, you're done."

Indeed, there is virtually no word in the industry invoked with such hushed reverence as "uninsurable," a label that can sentence a once-hot individual to the Phantom Zone of Unacceptable Liability for the duration of his or her best earning years. But fortunately for Lohan, her handlers seem to have foreseen such a potential crisis, and have adequately diversified her talent portfolio; should the actress find herself unable to find movie work while this ugly, overblown DUI mess fades from the memory of studio actuaries, she can always use the downtime to devote more attention to her promising, if recently neglected, music career.

• Lohan's Arrest Spells Trouble for 2 Movies [NY Times]