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The Eternal Struggle Has Begun

Douglas Reinhardt — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:29:02 EDT

A small skirmish broke out between Tom Cruise and daughter Suri Cruise on the streets of Manhattan over the weekend. Cruise insisted that the twosome go across the street to the Fresh & Tootie Fruity, nature’s candy store, whereas Suri insisted that they visit Chocolate EXXXXplosion!—the city’s most delicious and explosive ice cream parlor. Said Suri: "Remember when we watched Lions For Lambs and I didn’t complain or sigh or groan? Well, consider this the payback."

[Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin]

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Tom Cruise Might Want Someone To Fix His Nazi-Hair Before His Next TV Interview

Mark — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:21:15 EDT

Employing a diversion tactic not completely dissimilar from the one a scandal-plagued Halle Berry recently used in the brain-smoothing presentation of her pregnancy-enhanced cleavage, Lions for Lambs star Tom Cruise renders viewers of the above interview incapable of processing his largely meaningless promotional words through a simple hairstyle choice. At best, his mesmerized audience will finish the clip with a vague desire to lick its collective fingers and smooth back the distracting strands of hair from his forehead, wondering why his stylist didn't undo his Valkyrie Nazi-cut before allowing him to go on camera in support of a different project.

Tom Cruise gets political with 'Lions For Lambs' [LiveVideo.com]
Previously: So How's The Studio Mogul Thing Working Out For Tom Cruise? [Defamer]

Wonder what Tom Cruise has been up to recently...

Mark — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:06:54 EDT

Wonder what Tom Cruise has been up to recently besides scrapping with the Scientology-hating Germans who want to stop him from killing Hitler? Fighting with Meryl Streep, apparently, in Lions for Lambs. [Moviefone]