Gawker
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comebacks
Lindsay Lohan To Star In Something Other Than TMZ Shorts
Sad lifejoke Lindsay Lohan was once, you may remember, a working actress. She starred in films such as The Parent Trap and the one about the schizophrenic peg-legged stripper. Those days might be back. More »
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By Joshua SteinComment by Citizen Kang: You know what would just put this movie over the top? Casting LiLo as the graduate student. She's... 5 Responses | Other threads
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orange you glad
Donald Trump And Other Orange Celebs
Donald Trump was on The View this morning with his daughter Ivanka and his fake tan appeared so orange that he looked like an Oompa Loompa. Naturally, we felt compelled to make this video. [Jezebel]
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By TracieComment by saintbernadette: Man, the 70s version of this movie is so much better than the one from a few years ago. 10 Responses | Other threads
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Oh No, She's Talking to Her Imaginary Twin Sister Again
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oopses
Lindsay Lohan Didn't Know She Was Being Broken Up With
Poor LiLo. After her breakup with DJ Samantha Ronson, she is just so alone. Worst of all, she told Ellen today that she didn't even know she was splitting up, let alone being restrained against. More » -
midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Pregnant, Lindsay Refuses Rehab
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we search for worthwhile "news" in In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Ok! and Us. [Jezebel]
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By DodaiComment by AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: That is not Rupert Everett. The pod people have kidnapped and replaced him. 17 Responses | Other threads
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bad influences
Lindsay Lohan's Worst Dude Pal Revealed on Twitter?
Who is Lindsay Lohan turning to after her breakup with girlfriend Samantha Ronson? Patrick Aufdenkamp, her stylist pal, looks to be making his move. More »
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By Owen ThomasComment by mattchew03: Pootie is straight like Lindsay is sober. 5 Responses | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Brit's Back With Kevin and Lindsay Talks To Us
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! The tabloids flirt with actual reporting this week in a lengthy interview with Lindsay Lohan. But don't worry, Brit and K-Fed's reunion is still anonymously sourced and possibly untrue. [Jezebel]
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By MargaretComment by sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): OMG JOHN MAYER MIGHT BE GAY BECAUSE HE SUPPORTS GAY CAUSES! I also might have had multiple abortions because... 11 Responses | Other threads
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breakups
Lindsay Lohan Breakdown Is a Tabloid Feeding Frenzy
One might assume that months of teary, yelling, storming-out fights between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson sated readers' appetites for details of the couple's drama. But it just made everyone hungrier for the big breakup.
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By Ryan TateComment by fuzzywhat: Nothing a thick, hard dick won't cure. Who will be her first post-Samantha stud? 7 Responses | Other threads
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vidiots
Eminem's New Video Mocks Women, Lesbians, Bret Michaels, Himself
Eminem's been away, and clearly his time off was spent watching reality TV, visiting blogs and reading tabloids. His new video, "We Made You," opens with the rapper dressed as Bret Michaels from Rock Of Love. [Jezebel]
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By DodaiComment by hortense: Am I the only one who is more disappointed about the quality of the song? 27 Responses | Other threads
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celebritards
How Twitter Saved the Celebrity P.R.
Blogs, Facebook, and Twitter were supposed to liberate famous people from old-media gatekeepers. But John Mayer, Courtney Love, and others are teaching us that public figures are terrible at shaping their own image. More »
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By Owen ThomasComment by Stream Of Consciousness: God...I absolutely hate to admit it but I have been getting sucked into twitter lately. There is so much hilarious... 3 Responses | Other threads
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pranks
Comic Genius Behind Dina Lohan's Fake Tweets Outed
A LiveJournal user says the brilliant mind behind the crazed tweets of celebrity mom Dina Lohan is a 24-year-old Michigan man named Matt Cherette. Cherette, who's confessed, has a career in Hollywood awaiting him. More »
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By Owen ThomasComment by Dreamdate: Looks like a douchebag to me...makes him perfect for Homowood. 10 Responses | Other threads
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Shut Up, MySpace
Courtney Love in MySpace Libel Suit
A fashion designer has sued wacky-mess rocker Courtney Love for libel on MySpace. Love's response? Going on a blabby Twitter rampage and accusing Lindsay Lohan of stealing drugs.
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By Owen ThomasComment by Baroness: Along with jive, I speak fluent Courtney- or rather have honed my interpretive skills in reading her Internet missives... 3 Responses | Other threads
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celebritards
Lohan Mom's Twitter Stupid — or Crazy Smart
Either Lindsay Lohan's entire crazy family is really on Twitter, or the world's best comedy writers have taken to the medium. Here are Dina Lohan's Twitter tales of bad tea, insidious censorship, and "HATERS." More »
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By Owen ThomasComment by JohnBarrymouse: Does anyone still drink a HAT? 2 Responses | Other threads
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lindsay lohan
Lindsay Lohan's Crazy Tweets!!!
An email landed in our inbox this morning from a person who has access Lindsay Lohan's Twitter account, sevinnyne. He had screen-captured some of the craziest ones. They are below.
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By Joshua SteinComment by SarahHeartburn: That "la needs better restaurants" in the middle of all that babble just makes it all so perfect. 5 Responses | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Aniston & Angie's Oscar Showdown
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celeb weeklies, in search of "newsworthy" gossip. Though Nadya "Octomom" Suleman helps sell issues, she landed zero covers this week: Brangeliniston reigned. [Jezebel]
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By DodaiComment by Samanthrax: STOP TRYING TO MAKE ANISTON SEEM PATHETIC. You suck at life, tabloids. 64 Responses | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Rihanna Loves Chris, Mischa's "Skin & Bones"
Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" celebrity tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week, in addition to Rihanna news, the mags report Jessica Simpson's every meal while calling Mischa and Lindsay scary-skinny. [Jezebel]
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By DodaiComment by Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I can not get over that picture of Rachel Zoe. Honestly, is anyone naturally that thin? I'm not body snarking... 27 Responses | Other threads
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"Don't Tell Samantha About These Hundreds of Pictures!"
[Teen scene queen Lindsey Lohrmer with fashion guy Matthew Williamson, leaving the Bowery Hotel last night; image via INF] -
paparazzi
Lindsay Lohan Fights With Girlfriend In First Hour of Valentine's Day
Lindsay Lohan's Valentine's Day got off to an awesome start at 1 AM Saturday: A fight on the streets of Nolita, trailed by paparazzi and a reporter for the New York Post. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by Trixie from Toronto: Both these girls are way too skinny and I'll come out and say it: I think they're inhaling something illegal... 5 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Madonna-Witch Steals Child from Kindly Brazillian Couple
Madonna's current boyfriend,six-year-old22-year-oldschoolboymodel Jesus Pinto da Luz, has been stolen, his parents claim. He's not allowed to call them and is being held captive at the singer's Maldives lair. More »
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Comment by PandoraSpocks: Um, not to take the wind out of the Post's always effervescent sails, but for a 22 year old to... 5 Responses | Other threads
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lindsay lohan
'Lindsay Lohan is Our Dream Star!' Says 'Elm Street' Producer About to be Cussed Out by Michael Bay: UPDATE
In a surprise turn of events that will require her to temporarily suspend her ongoing vinyl-alphabetization project at the Ronson Archives, a previously thought uninsurable Lindsay Lohan will star in A Nightmare on Elm Street. More »
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By SethComment by taco-flavored-kisses: Megan Fox has 5 years left, tops, to be cast as token hot girl with exaggerated features. After that... 2 Responses | Other threads
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lindsay lohan
Lindsay Lohan Stops Making Sense to Lauren Hutton
Interview recently sent addled Bravo awards crasher Lauren Hutton to interview sometimes actress Lindsay Lohan, a pairing that evokes an episode of Iconoclasts filmed as the fold-out chairs are stacked after an AA meeting. More »
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Comment by icallthebigonebitey: These ladies are what's known in polite company as "tomboys". By the way, there's a story in Chris "My Sister Madonna"... 5 Responses | Other threads
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breakups
Lindsay Lohan Forgets to Tell Rep to Deny Breakup
After Access Hollywood reported on the breakup between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson (and TMZ independently confirmed it) one might expect Lohan and her rep to put up a high-profile, united front of denial. -
breakups
Lindsay Lohan Ends Barely Acknowledged Same-Sex Relationship
Set down your water bottle. Halt your DJ set. Doff your fedora and bow your head. The romance between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson is no more, says Access Hollywood.
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Comment by bess marvin, girl detective: i'm retiring my cokepants out of respect 6 Responses | Other threads
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lindsay lohan
Lindsay Lohan Still Stymied By Rocky Myspace/Facebook Transition
Though she's had limited success retaining acting jobs or remarking about our nation's first "colored" president, it's comforting to know that Lindsay Lohan still has one thing left she can excel at: penning Myspace blogs. Still, even Lohan is aware that Myspace is so 2006, and thus, she's attempted to join the mass migration to Facebook. Sadly, Facebook promptly deleted her account, prompting Lohan to flee back to Myspace for an anti-Facebook rant (which, like any anti-Facebook rant, would not be complete without a complaint about the site's new redesign):
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Comment by A Pimp Named DaveR: Someday all of us, male and female, will be able to log in and see "You have poked Lindsey Lohan".... 1 Responses | Other threads
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lindsay lohan
Why Lindsay Lohan's $58,000 A Month Rehab Failed
It's difficult to read Amanda Fortini's excellent New Yorker article on the West Hollywood-based "celebrity" rehab center Wonderland without trying to figure out which sodden celebs are behind the very glaring blind items. For instance, which early-90s lady rocker with a 15-year-old heroin addiction was recently admitted on a "scholarship"? Which regular client of Wonderland's executive director, Howard Samuels, is "an actor and former cocaine addict in his late thirties who, while on location, had cheated on his wife with his twenty-three-year-old co-star"? Not that Samuels would mind the speculation about his clientele, because he actively goes on television to talk about the drug addictions of the celebrities he's treated — Lindsay Lohan, for one — and Samuels doesn't even believe that it's a violation of privacy. [Jezebel]
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By JessicaComment by Sasquatch: "which early-90s rocker with a 15-year-old heroin addiction was recently admitted on a "scholarship"?" Scott Weiland. Easy! 19 Responses | Other threads
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treading on me
While America Lies In Ruins, Selfish Celebrities Party In Dubai
Are you a horrible camera flash-stained, fraying-at-the-edges tabloid media darling who mourns the loss of the recent American rococo decade? Is everyone being poor and complaining all the time just too much for you? Well worry not, dear inexplicably financed friend, because Dubai is waiting for you! Oh you know about crazy Dubai, don't you? Unlike this ailing and needy nation, the Arab Emirate is flush with sandy money and crazy man-made islands and, ooo, brand-new gaudy hotels! Like a beacon or a lighthouse calling to them out of the icky dark, American celebrities who had it better when the world was gold showed up in droves for the huge, $20 million dollar opening gala for the new Atlantis Palms megaresort in Dubai this week. Look who was there partying while we back here in the home country hopped boxcars and ate cold soup thickened with sawdust:
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Comment by bitterapple: What an unbelievably bigoted article. Terrorist Disney World? Fitting comments as well. 8 Responses | Other threads
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feuds
ScarJo On LiLo's Stall Wall Takedown: 'Whoa, What, Who Are You?
Back at the start of 2006, Gawker ran one of those classic shock-starlet items that just tends to stick with you: Lindsay Lohan and new best friend Kate Moss, doing their part to prop up the Colombian economy, stumbled into a New York bar bathroom, whereupon Lohan reportedly asked if anyone had a Sharpie. Someone did. She then wrote something not very nice about Scarlett Johansson, which, according to photographic evidence, went something like, "Scarlett is a bloody cunt / L / Peace and love / [illegible] / fucker." Almost three years later, Scarlett was asked to address the vulgar communiqué in an interview with Allure More »
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By SethComment by jasonelias: Are they sure it's Lindsay Lohan? The "peace and love" part sounds totally like Ringo Starr. 2 Responses | Other threads
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lindsay lohan
Lindsay Lohan Filled With Pride Over Nation's 'First Colored President'
Though Lindsay Lohan has recently revealed herself to be a stickler for semantics, we have a feeling there's a word or two in her recent interview with Access Hollywood that she might want to take back right around now. More »
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Comment by Barbarella: Best. Screengrab. Ever. She looks like a transsexual from London in a BBC Investigates special. 2 Responses | Other threads
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crackpot theories
Taradise Lost: Is Celebrity Hedonism Over?
When disco people did that weird basketball referee "traveling" motion dance and licked their cocaine-stained gums while a sparkly disco ball twirled overhead, they probably felt like the party would never stop. But stop it did, in grinding and ugly fashion, when the hedonistic days of Studio 54 ran headfirst into a very un-far-out recession in the early 1980's. Some twenty-five years later, we find ourselves in a similar situation. The early aughts saw the rise of the Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan mentality, one that celebrated and encouraged hard, rusty-jointed partying (and simulatneously loved to condemn it). Sure there was a war on and the world seemed to be ending, but when one thing ends another begins, and these folks wanted to hurl themselves, underpantsless crotches first, into the big new whatever. And now... well, now we're staring down the barrel of a serious recession, Crazy Britney is dead, and Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, a Rooney and Garland for the iGeneration, are puttin' on a show to the glittery tune of trillions of dollars. Like the dirty bliss era of disco before it, is this new party era being killed by a recession? We think so!
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Comment by Mymoustache: Does fame based on botched plastic surgeries count as "celebrity"? 2 Responses | Other threads
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lindsay lohan
How Dare You Insinuate That Lindsay Lohan is a Lesbian?!
Lindsay Lohan's career path may be studded with recent missteps (Labor Pains and a stint on Ugly Betty cut short with just one majestic eye-roll from America Ferrera, to name a few), but if there's one thing that actually seems to be going well in Lohan's life, it's that whole "dating Samantha Ronson" thing. Not only did it appear to inspire near-sobriety and some cogent blog posts, but it also repelled sleaze-meister Joe Francis, breaking him of his addiction to girl-on-girl action forever. So, how has Lohan shown Ronson her thanks? With a couple of cagey disavowals in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar, of course: More »
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Comment by misterdirky: Just because she wishes Deadliest Catch came in Smell-O-Vision does NOT make her a lesbian. 1 Responses | Other threads
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joe francis
Here's Joe Francis Bashing Lindsay Lohan's Girlfriend, Samantha 'Rosnan'
Got a paper towel handy? You may need to clean your monitor after watching this much buzzed-about clip of Joe Francis on Tyra yesterday, in which the slimy, Girls Gone Wild conspiracy peddler talks about Lindsay Lohan ("She's not gay!") and her girlfriend, "Samantha Rosnan" (close!). "You dated Lindsay?" Tyra begins, as an evasive Francis wonders whether ten margaritas and two successful exhortations of "Show me that firecrotch!" in Cabo can necessarily be defined as "dating." Then, talk turns to Lohan's sapphic inclinations. More »
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Comment by WGARefugee: He's going to provide us with a lot more material than Mickey Roarke in years to come. I see a... 1 Responses | Other threads
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lindsay lohan
Firecrotch Safety Marshals Deem Lohan Unsafe For 'Betty' Set
Lindsay Lohan has been busily reforging the career she whittled away during her extended stint as the Norte del Valle cartel's number one point-starlet—a plan which began, somewhat inauspiciously, with a six-episode arc on Ugly Betty, playing the title character's childhood menace. Now come reports that Lohan's set antics and an ongoing feud with Ugly star America Ferrera have reduced that number to four, and resulted in at least one unplanned flash of ginger from which the crew has yet to recover. Page Six reports: More »
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By SethComment by Old No.7: It would appear that Vanessa Williams is influencing some of the script development these days. 2 Responses | Other threads
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The Death Stroke
Lesbian Starlet Supply Tainted By Roosevelt's Corpse-Water Pool
Much of Hollywood is on edge (and making "eeeeeeew" faces) this morning as news quickly spread that some of our most treasured lesbian DJs, their reformed starlet girlfriends, a various other tenacious hangers-on have been exposed to waters that recently held a dead body. The location was the Roosevelt Hotel—certainly no stranger to corpses, hosting at least one accidentally fatal date-rape-drugging per weekend—but what made this tragedy unusual was the fact that: 1. the victim, a 30-year-old New York native, was discovered at the pool's bottom, not in a cabana with an iPod boombox still playing "I Kissed A Girl" on infinite loop, and 2. the pool was never drained. Page Six reports: More »
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By SethComment by harshmellow: They only drain the pool when there's a Baby Ruth bar floating in it. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Comment by inkydinkydo: Another actriz with a bunch of crap in her hands. Don't these girls own purses? A plastic bag? This trend is... more » | Other threads
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Comment by AdolfFazool: These gollums are social poison. Your insistence in featuring them is deplorable. Visually, morally, and spiritually, they are abysmal. Excuse... more » | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Mariah's Pregnancy, Aniston's Lipo, Angie's Shrink
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we're always willing to punish ourselves by reading celebrity weeklies so you don't have to! This week, the tabloids are all over the place: Us shuns a "gossip" cover in favor of a "Style Issue," but the other mags try and make up for it with pseudo-scandalous stories. Mariah and her maybe-baby land one cover; Jen Aniston's adventures in cosmetic procedures get another; Lindsay Lohan's "untold story" gets the third and Angelina Jolie's mental health wins the last. Intern Margaret assists as we dabble in masochism by reading and reporting on the contents of OK!, Life & Style, In Touch and Star, after the jump. [Jezebel]
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By DodaiComment by sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Is it really necessary to post the pages with weight estimates for these actresses? Commenters aren't supposed to put their... 13 Responses | Other threads
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Comment by kookla: Relax, girls. It's just like riding a bicycle. The technique comes back to you in no time. 1 Responses | Other threads
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Fully Loaded
Is Lindsay Lohan Back On The Drugs?
Poor Lindsay. She finally just admitted to her relationship with Samantha Ronson, she has a meaty cameo in the in the season premiere of Ugly Betty tonight, and she even reportedly booked a gig as the guest judge for the premiere of Project Runway when it moves to Lifetime. Things were going so well. Not Mean Girls well, or even I Know Who Killed Me well, but about as good as they’ve been for her in months. And then along comes Star Magazine to burst her happy little bubble. That’s right, the tabloid is reporting that Lindsay is “on the fast track to another drug and alcohol-driven breakdown.” More »
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By Nick MalisComment by el smrtmnky: [www.laineygossip.com] well, she's certainly making friends. 2 Responses | Other threads
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lindsay lohan
AUDIO: Lindsay Lohan FINALLY Confirms Relationship With Samantha Ronson
After months of open canoodling with celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan has stopped playing coy about whether the two of them are in a relationship, finally confirming the news on (of all places) last night's episode of the radio show Loveline. And she wasn't even prompted by the harsh interrogation techniques of Dr. Drew, either! No, Lohan — who had the phone passed to her after Ronson called in to discuss her hospitalized friend DJ AM — was caught flat-footed after an innocent question by Dr. Drew's cohost, Stryker. More »
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Comment by Talya: Come on, please...This faux lesbianism is a blatant attempt at reviving HoHan's career. Can't believe people are buying it. 3 Responses | Other threads
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