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Can Someone Please Tell Us What The Hell Keri Russell Is Talking About On 'Conan?'

Seth — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:44:42 EST

To fully appreciate this, we'll ask you now to stop whatever it is you're doing—don't worry, we'll be here when you get back—lay your head down on your keyboard, and drift off to sleep. (Feel free to take whatever prescription sleed-aids you might require to make this happen. Just no fistfuls washed down with a liter of vodka! The weekend is still three days away.) Then, have a co-worker or cohabitant click play on the video above.

There. Now we've succeeded in approximating, in a controlled lab setting, the circumstances around our own introduction to the segment. As we snoozed on the couch, Keri Russell's droning Late Night anecdote began to seep its way into our subcortex. Her campfire tale of backwards-talking dwarves soon became a Lynchian fever dream that had us clawing at thin air and screaming the word "COVERAGE!!!" repeatedly until we finally awoke, face down in a sweat-drenched IKEA cushion. The only thing that could have made it more terrifying is if Jimmy Fallon had been the one explaining to the home audience how midgets regularly swallow children in dark forests, then trick the parents by dressing up in their clothes. [Late Show]

Keri Russell Graduates: It's a good thing...

Kyle Buchanan — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:10:21 EST

Keri Russell Graduates: It's a good thing Felicity got out of the dorms before the advent of Facebook, because she would be so busted for posting these scandalous, wannabe Terry Richardson pictures (from the new issue of Details). Ben may approve, but Noel is very disappointed. More NSFW pics after the jump:

Sometimes My Friends And I Finish A Couple Of These Off During Our 'Felicity' Parties

Douglas Reinhardt — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:46:05 EDT

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While checking out at an organic food store, Keri Russell got stuck with the one cashier who happened to be a Felicity super fan. The cashier could barely contain her excitement; however, she did politely refrain from showing Russell the tattoo of "The Scotts" (Speedman and Foley) she has on her back. Russell politely smiled and said thanks as she left the store. A cashier in the next lane hoped that somebody from Gilmore Girls would come in one day.

[Photo Credit: X17]

Oscars 2008: Top Ten Best Dressed Women

Molly Friedman — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:30:12 EST

Compared to the last few years of beige, gold and altogether safe ensembles, this year's Academy Awards carpet was delightfully packed with surprising silhouettes (Heidi's exaggerated popped collar), feather detail that drifted nowhere near tackiness (Jessica Alba), and form-fitting strapless dresses that made actresses (gasp!) look like they have actual curvalicious figures (Cameron Diaz). Herewith, our glance at who we think stopped the show last night with their expertly picked dresses.

10. Cate Blanchett, who pretty much picked the most stunning maternity dress we've seen since Kate (excuse us! Katie!) decked herself out in Versace and Dolce while carrying the mysteriously conceived Suri.
9. Heidi Klum in Galliano, who managed to make popped collars look glamorous.
8. Katherine Heigl,whose one-strap gown was the most perfect red for a blonde with aggro issues.

7. Amy Adams in Proenza Schouler, whose bustier top made us forget that innocent twang she's perfected in interviews altogether.
6. Calista Flockhart, whose billowy gray and white gown officially erased those OMG SHE'S SO EFFING SKINNY pics of yore from our memory.
5. Cameron Diaz in Dior, who we'll now forgive for that controversial Valentino extravaganza she waltzed through last Oscars in to unsuccessfully make Justin Timberlake regret his dumpage.

4. Jessica Alba, who never really looks bad, but finally figured out a way to tell Hollywood to take her seriously.
3. Kelly Preston in Roberto Cavalli, who we think may have finally turned Johnny T. straight by looking 20 years younger tonight.
2. Keri Russell in Nina Ricci, whose baby weight has disappeared faster than it took to deliver the damn thing.

1. Penelope Cruz:Because of its sheer and utter flawlessness.