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Make A Sick Child's Wishes Come True By Bidding On Mel Gibson's Pants

Seth — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:15:05 EST

Not since Sharon Stone shrinkwrapped her below-the-belt Basic Instinct co-star for a gala fundraiser has the Make-A-Wish Foundation had such an exciting, celebrity-pants-related opportunity. Kathy Hilton has spent the holiday amassing an impressive collection of celebrity memorabilia for an eBay auction benefiting the dream-fulfilling children's charity, including a pair of stonewashed dungarees worn and signed by Mel Gibson.

To sweeten the deal, if the reserve is met, the Apocalypto director has promised to further personalize the garment by inscribing it with a memorable line from the auction winner's favorite Gibson movie or drunken racist rant, though having him write the word "Sugar" on one rear pocket and "Tits" on the other will cost a premium. Come on, now, bidders: This is for a good cause.

The Kathy Hilton Wishing Tree for the Make-A-Wish Foundation [wish.org]
Kathy Hilton Wishing Tree [eBay]

Paris Hilton Released From Jail; As Expected, World A Far Better Place

Mark — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:52:42 EDT

At around 12:15 a.m. last night, Paris Hilton was quietly released from the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, ending a 23-day sentence so harrowing that the troubled heiress found God and has publicly rededicated a life notoriously defined by the hollow pursuit of unearned fame to serving, like, cancer kids or other jail-type people, you know, whatever the publicist tells her will get those angry mobs to not show up at her the debut of her new Incarcerated perfume burning her orange-jumpsuited effigy. As you can see in the above video, the late-night release was effective in easing press congestion around the prison, drawing only the most dedicated two hundred or so local journalists to bathe the reborn heiress in the warm, familiar light of their flashbulbs, making Hilton's emotional reunion with her mother every bit as special as the typical night out at Hyde.

Paris Hilton Gets Out of Jail [AP]
Paris Hilton — Free at Last! [TMZ]
Previously: Paris Hilton To Express Insincere Remorse To Larry King First [Defamer]

Hilton's Lynwood Jail Now Offering 'Platinum Club Inmate Points' Redeemable For Exciting Upgrades

Mark — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 13:57:45 EDT

While Paris Hilton's ongoing incarceration is tragically delaying her intention to emerge from prison the Nelson Mandela of the bottle-service set, her mere presence at the Century Regional Detention Facility is already improving conditions for her fellow detainees. Initially, we scoffed at Kathy Hilton's suggestion that her daughter's "whole ordeal can shed light on other people (in jail)," but the Access Hollywood testimony of a recent inmate reveals that Paris's stay has resulted in the immediate doubling of prioners' PBJ and bologna sandwich allotment and unexpected early releases; at this rate, by the end of the noble prison-reformer's sentence, the Lynwood "Hilton Suite" will be offering three gourmet meals per day, bunk-bed turndown service, and hot rock massages to all guests who volunteer to extend their stays.

Paris Transferred Back To Women's Prison [Access Hollywood]
Previously: Paris Hilton's New Defense Team Leads Walk of Fame Freedom Rally [Defamer]

Kathy Hilton Destroying Texas Public Schools

Mark — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 17:03:13 EDT

As if it weren't bad enough when Google News sullied the West Nile Virus's good name by associating it with Kathy Hilton, now their crazed news-bot is trying to use the Hilton matriarch and her mindless reality show to bring down the entire Texas public school system. [Scroll down the page until you see the pic.]

If The West Nile Virus Could Sue… [Defamer]

Short Ends: Lamas Chippendaled Out Of Playmate Wedding?

Mark — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 20:46:45 EDT

· "The two of us have chosen to take different paths, but will continue to support each other in the spirit of the goodness and light that brought us together." Commenting about the sudden, possibly stripper-induced cancellation of his client's wedding, Lorenzo Lamas's agent waxes surprisingly poetic. (Eh, you know his assistant wrote it.) Still, it's hard not to view any Lamas-related misfortune as karmic payback for Are You Hot?
· Kathy Hilton says what all of America's been thinking: "This show fucking sucks."
· Sienna Miller's mom doesn't know if her daughter and nanny-zapping fiancée Jude Law will reconcile, but allows that if she had a nanny that spicy, she'd have "hit it" too.
· For the record, Mia Farrow doesn't think that Roman Polanski hit on that Swedish chick, either.