http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/joancollins http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/joancollins You didn't think we'd post last week's Top Ten of the coolest male TV characters without following up with one dedicated to all the honeys, now, did you? And while our definitive men's list—checked and rechecked by a panel of TV experts canvassed at various local correctional facilities and gourmet coffee outlets—surprisingly met with some vocal opposition, we're confident its vagina-filled counterpart will please even the most persnickety of TV-lady lovers. There's only one way to know for sure, however. Click play, and decide for yourselves.

• Previously: The Top 10 TV Characters Men Want To Be Like And Women Want To Be With [Defamer]

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Charlotte Rae (aka Facts of Life's Mrs. Garrett) has, somewhat ill-advisedly, picked a battle with legendary World Catfight Champion Joan Collins. Attending the premiere of the play Legends (by turns a comedy of manners and cautionary tale about the face-melting dangers of plastic surgery addiction), Rae bluntly tells The Insider's cameras that Collins is "a bitch...Everyone says she's an extremely difficult person." It's a stern reprobation delivered with all of her character's trademark tough love—she might just as easily been addressing Tootie's inadvertent bong purchase. And while Collins did succumb to a moment of weakness by calling Rae a "cow," we'd still commend her for refusing to rising to the bait by seeking out the octogenarian shit-talker for one of her trademarked, hair-pulling fights.

• Joan Collins vs Charlotte Rae (Legends) [YouTube]

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