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Yeah, I'm Just As Surprised As You That 'Chuck' Got Picked Up

Douglas Reinhardt — Tue, 13 May 2008 17:10:00 EDT

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Chuck star Zachary Levi got an earful of advice from Donald Trump on how to improve his recently renewed show during its second season. Trump suggested that show's production design incorporate the use of more solid gold features like desks and buildings, random firings (quoth The Donald, "People love it when it's somebody other than them getting fired"), guest appearances by Gene Simmons and, most importantly, lots of sexy girls. Levi explained that there was a sexy girl on the show, but Trump interrupted and said that she's not NEARLY sexy enough and suggested that they replace her with his daughter, Ivanka.

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Short Ends: Secrets Of The Hilton-Villaraigosa Summit

Mark — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:33:08 EST

· So what were the mayor and Paris Hilton gabbing about at the Grammys after-party the other night? Music, of course, and maybe a little bit about her thoughts on his citywide WiFi initiative.
· Burglars are loose in the Hollywood Hills! No worries, though, as it seems they're only targeting millionaire country stars.
· Mallfight!
· Don't think for a second that Ivanka Trump is some kind of spoiled brat: The Donald would take that house away from her so fast if she ever missed a mortgage payment.

Andy Dick TV Appearance Refreshingly Bite-Free

Mark — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:15:59 EST

Pansexual performance artist Andy Dick seems to be making progress on his well-publicized problems with respecting other people's personal boundaries; while he was forcibly ejected from Jimmy Kimmel Live on Friday night for his insistence on stroking nepotism-enabled Apprentice arbiter Ivanka Trump's thigh (the Greatest, Most Supple Thigh In the World, according to her proud, hyperbole-prone father), at no point did he try to lick her face (or her c—-), bite her hand, or call her a fucking cokewhore for resisting his unwelcome advances. If Dick continues to show such restraint, talk show bookers finally might be able to forgo hiring a taser-wielding "talent handler" for the comedian's future appearances.

Andy Dick touches Ivanka Trump gets thrown off Jimmy Kimmel [YouTube]