<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, hooch]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, hooch]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/hooch http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/hooch <![CDATA[Arrest Of Bill Pullman's Son Reveals The Ravages Of Moonshineface]]> We've learned of legal troubles befalling the House of Pullman—that's Bill Pullman, to be exact, former U.S. President during our darkest alien-invading hour—involving his son Jack, who was arrested Monday in North Carolina for "allegedly possessing moonshine and assaulting a government official." Witnesses say the three Xs on the jug Pullman was buzzing into while his friend plucked a washtub bass offered the first indications that illicit, home-distilling activities were afoot.

The chilling mugshot above reveals the wild hair-frizzing and pout-paralysis that are the most common physical side effects from abusing rotgut. For heaven's sake, just say no to white lightning: It's destroying the fabric of America.

[Photo credit: Asheville Police / Splash News Online]

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