Stopping by Good Morning America this morning to support Bobby and to fulfill her biweekly quota of image-rehabilitating public appearances in which she assures the world that partying until 6 a.m. on a nightly basis has no deleterious effect on her work ethic, Lindsay Lohan claimed that she had never even seen the now-infamous letter from Morgan Creek head James G. Robinson informing the actress that all hangover-obscuring, exhaustion-related excuses for skipping work on Georgia Rule would no longer be tolerated, a missive read by roughly every living person in the entertainment industry within ten minutes of its publication on The Smoking Gun. We suppose it's possible that she never received it, as it was originally addressed to her temporary home at the Chateau Marmont, and not to a location where she spends the majority of her time. Accordingly, we'd suggest that any future employers needing to communicate urgent messages about unacceptable set absences have their letters delivered by hand to Lohan's favorite bathroom stall at Hyde, or to the emergency room at Cedars Sinai, the two places she'd most likely be found on days she misses her call times.

• Lindsay Lohan Talks About Movies, Paparazzi and Allegations She Parties Too Much [ABC News.com]
• Previously: 'Georgia Rule' Producer Calls Bullshit On Lohan's 'Dehydration' [Defamer]

"I think every once in a while, a very, very young person who is burning both ends of the candle needs to have somebody say, `You know, you're going to pay the piper, you better slow down.' So I think it was good," the 68-year-old actress told "Access Hollywood" in an interview to air Tuesday. [...]

"I just want to take her in my arms and hold her until she becomes grown-up," she says. "She's so young and she's so alone out there in the world in terms of structure and, you know, people to nurture her. And she's so talented."

When interviewer Maria Menounos asked what kinds of things Fonda did at Lohan's age, Fonda replied with a definitive, "Not that." Perhaps what Fonda most disapproves of isn't so much Lohan's spirited sense of rebelliousness, but rather what she perceives to be the frivolous pursuits through which the young, gravel-voiced starlet is channeling it. But we think she'd be heartened to know that Lohan also possesses a passionate political conscience: Not only did she express a passing interest in paying the troops a visit—quite possibly to facilitate a friendly photo-op with the insurgency while she's there—but Lohan has also quietly incorporated an updated, more radical version of the classic feminist protest practice of bra-burning into her daily dressing routine.

• Fonda says Lohan needs to slow down [AP]
• Jane Fonda's Advice To Lindsay Lohan [AccessHollywood.com]