<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, first look]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, first look]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/firstlook http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/firstlook <![CDATA['Lost' '09: Everyone Gets a Gun!]]> Just when we'd managed to shake our uncontrollable addiction to Lostpedia, brand-new footage from the upcoming Season 5 of Lost has hit the internet. What do we learn (after an interminable recap of previous storylines) about the island hijinks we'll be seeing come January 2009? Sayid gets a gun! Hurley gets a gun! Kate gets a gun! Probably even the baby gets a gun! As is par for the course with Lost, the footage only raises new questions; specifically, where is the return of Michelle Rodriguez (and her vibrator)? And, perhaps most importantly, is Jack's missing chest hair still in the clutches of the smoke monster? [The Lost Vault]

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<![CDATA['Crystal Skull' Trailer Released: Pretty Much Your Father's Indiana Jones]]> We have a vivid memory of attending opening day of The Phantom Menace back in 1999: As the lights dimmed, one Darth Maul groupie—who appeared to achieve his ornate facial markings through the liberal application of drugstore lipstick and black shoe polish—shouted "16 years!!!" to appreciative cheers. What followed, of course, was not just unworthy of the 16 year wait since the previous Star Wars installment, but probably not even worth the two hours it took to sit through the movie itself. You could read it on the disappointed faces of each and every man, woman, and Ewok filing out of the theater that night, some of whom are to this day traumatized by the patois-spouting duck-ape called Jar Jar Binks.

With that in mind, we now proudly present the first teaser trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Before you click play, however, humor us as we adjust our Mola Ram headdress, clear our throats, and joyously declare, "19 years!!!"

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<![CDATA[A Little More On First Looks Studios' Free-Spending Ex-CEO]]> The WOW Report gave today's NY Times piece (which we mentioned a little bit earlier) about recently "voluntarily resigned" First Look Studios CEO Henry Winterstern a once-over, and isn't necessarily buying that the combination of his great taste in expensive office furnishings and poor choice in movie projects was the reason for his hasty departure from the company, passing along this gossip about what might have gotten him ousted:

But we hear his removal might also have something to do with the three costly sexual harassment suits that have been brought against him (that we know of). Plus there was that screaming food fight he had with his wife in the commissary of the new CAA building that could have been caused by her finding out about his taking his girlfriend with him to the recent Sundance festival and then flying in a hooker from Vegas to join them. We're just saying. Maybe he should have made a movie about that.

While the hooker, mistress, sexual harassment, and food-fight elements certainly might broaden the appeal of a potential First Look project, setting it at Sundance and the CAA building (do they even have a commissary?) might make a movie adaptation a little too inside baseball to do decent box office, leaving Winterstern right where he is now: involved in a disastrous, money-losing project that still gets him fired. Maybe it really was time for both sides to mutually decide to move on and get a fresh start.

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<![CDATA[The One Where The Guy Spends Too Much, His Movies Tank, And He Loses His Fancy Studio Job]]>  - DefamerToday's NY Times chronicles the "classic Hollywood tale" (keywords: hubris, quick rise, sudden demise) of First Look Studios' Henry Winterstern, who arrived in town a couple of years ago with nothing but a crazy dream about making it in the showbiz and one of those huge bags of hedge-fund cash that's so popular with the kids these days, dumped the contents of that bag on the floor of a fancy office in the new CAA building, then proceeded to light it on fire, a business plan that earned him a"voluntary" resignation from his job on Friday. And now, the Telling Anecdote indicating that Winterstern's priorities might have been in the wrong place:

But Mr. Winterstern's first movie choices didn't register with the public. Despite some good reviews, "The Dead Girl," about a mysterious corpse, took in a paltry $19,000. "Wassup Rockers," about a group of skater boys, written and directed by Larry Clark ("Kids"), took in just $620,000. The box office returns didn't deter First Look from moving into the gleaming new building that was erected as headquarters for the Creative Artists Agency. Furnished at a cost of $4 million, the headquarters are "excellent, really fantastic, but you kind of go, 'Wait, this isn't Paramount, where you're expecting to do a $70 million movie,' " said Gavin Polone, a producer who had meetings there recently and admired the cavernous entryway and zebra-stripe woodwork.
"They're an independent, and they'll come back and say, 'Make it for less.' And we'll say, 'The amount less you want us to spend to make the movie is what you spent on the receptionist station,' " he added.

Senior executives, who spoke on condition of anonymity for fear of losing their jobs, said the company had $50 million in losses last year. Mr. Winterstern said the loss was not nearly that high but declined to be more specific.

Indeed, the executive's effectiveness in getting producers to work on the cheap may have been somewhat undermined by the excessive opulence of their surroundings, as Polone would go on to recount how an argument over the costs of a proposed low-budget feature was frequently interrupted by one of Winterstern's malfunctioning, diamond-encrusted robot butlers, which kept entering the office every thirty or so seconds to ask his boss if he needed his caviar plate freshened up.


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