<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, elvira]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, elvira]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/elvira http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/elvira <![CDATA[We Implore Elvira To Do The Right Thing]]> · Nicole Richie and That Guy From Good Charlotte had a bouncing baby girl and, as celebrities are wont to do, gave her two middle names. The diet for both mother and daughter begins tomorrow!
· I drink your milshake (dot com)!
· American Psycho gets a cuddly makeover (via BWE).
· Ever find yourself wondering what Paris, Britney and Lindsay would do if they used their powers for good instead of evil? Vh1's exceptional "Celebrity Eye Candy" has the answers. Now if only they had a website!
· Now that it's almost the weekend and you'll finally have some time to kill, take some time to peruse Slate's Movie Club.
· Jessica Alba like WHOA!
· And Maila Nurmi, best known as Vampira, died today at the age of 86. All we know is that Elvira better show her face at her funeral.

]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=344118&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Goth Chicks Ranking An LA 8 Or Higher Encouraged To Sign Up For Elvira Reality Show]]> elvira-c.jpgProving there is literally no showbiz pageant title a resourceful programming exec can't magically produce from his ass during an afternoon conference call and quickly slap together into a television event for the ages, Fox Reality is proud to present its hunt for America's Next Top-Heavy Horror Movie Hostess. That's right, aspiring Mistresses of the Dark—Elvira needs a sidekick! From the press release:

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, is searching for an evil handmaiden to assist with her Halloween hosting duties on the Fox Reality Original "The Search for the Next Elvira," which debuts on Fox Reality, the only all-reality, all-the-time cable and satellite network, on Saturday, October 13 at 9:00 PM PT / 12:00 AM ET.
On Friday, July 13, Fox Reality will host an open "Casket Call" at the Queen Mary in Long Beach, CA for their original series "The Search for the Next Elvira." From the hundreds of horrific hopefuls, Elvira will cut the group down to the unlucky thirteen participants, while the others will be told to "Rest in Peace."

The show's banal kiss-off catchphrase could be taken as a bad omen of tepid things to come. Still, we have every intention of tuning in to the proceedings (assuming we get Fox Reality, which we doubt), specifically for the competition's climactic event: the Undead Rack-Off, in which judges Dracula, The Bride of Frankenstein, and the ever-bitchy Wolfman will weigh in on which ghostly white cleavage separates the Elvira-bes from the real, juggsy deal.

]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=268982&view=rss&microfeed=true