No need for a magnifying glass — that caption really does say, "When Adrien realized I loved the countryside too, he said, 'Well, we can share our dreams together, then.'" An additional, smaller caption reads, "When I told Adrien I loved convoluted John Maybury films, he pressed a finger to my lips and said, 'Elsa, then an autographed DVD of The Jacket you shall have.'"

Sadly, after spending so much of his own money to purchase Pataky's castle, Brody didn't have the heart to tell her that the expensive "air bathtub" she'd bought off Ebay was good for nothing but reading scripts in, shirtless.

Inside the article, Brody takes Pataky's hand, squeezes it, and says, "Do you remember when we were at a party in Cannes, and a woman sitting behind us told us, 'Thank you for making me believe in love again'?" Sadly, Brody leaves out the next, vital part of the exchange, when the woman added, "So please don't despoil it with a cringe-worthy photo spread in a British tabloid, OK? Leave that to the topless glamour models and Robbie Williams."

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Academy Award winning trail blazer Adrien Brody ushered in a fashion trend at this year's Cannes Film Festival while out partying with his Giallo co-star/gal pal Elsa Pataky. Brody said that he always appreciated the concept of an ascot, but he felt it wasn't conducive to having a good time. Brody also enjoyed the skinny tie, but once again, he felt it lacked a certain element for partying and having fun. So working with a crack team of scientists, clothing designers and stylists, Brody crafted the skinny ascot. Brody said of his invention, "It provides the suave, sophistication of Cary Grant, David Niven mixed with the rough and tumble habits of Sean Penn and Sid Vicious into one perfect piece of satin. From classy to '80s party animal in a matter of mere moments. It's called the Rocot, coming this fall."

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