<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, drunk elephants]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, drunk elephants]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/drunkelephants http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/drunkelephants <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Dismisses All Those Silly Rumors About Sleeping Around With Alcoholic Elephants]]> In case there was any lingering confusion about whether or not Paris Hilton did or did not offer a tearful plea on behalf of the plight of India's pale-ale-addicted elephants, the celebrity heiress appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today to dispel that rumor, and another involving an interest in cryogenics.

Dropping her voice several octaves to safely within her no-nonsense range, a bemused Hilton explained that she's "26 year old," with all the grown-up responsibilities and thicker armor that implies, and has far weightier matters occupying her mind than some outlandish and false internet stories, like the very real threat of drunken Canadian porno pirates, and her Rwandan Mission of Reality TV Peace, currently languishing in turnaround.

]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=327607&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Like a fine, snout-sprayed cognac mist, Paris...]]> paris-hilton-toking-s.jpgLike a fine, snout-sprayed cognac mist, Paris Hilton's plea on behalf of drunken elephants appears to have evaporated into thin air, as the AP has issued the following kill-order on the story: "AP-KILL ADVISORY Stations: The separate slugged Hilton-Drunk Elephants sent as V3374 at 12:17 p.m. Eastern time has been KILLED. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, says she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India. A kill is mandatory. Make certain the item is not aired. No sub will be filed. AP Broadcast News Center - Washington."

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