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10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

Tracie — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Chris Brown sits down for his first interview since his last interview, Oprah interviews the Connecticut woman attacked by a chimp, and Carrie Prejean calls for women to "stick together."

1.) Chris Brown loves women.
He appeared on The Wendy Williams Show today to continue The Remorse Tour '09.

2.) The Unveiling of Charla Nash
Charla—who had her hands and face gruesomely torn off by her friend's pet chimp—was interviewed by Oprah this week. Her eyes were lost in the attack, so she hasn't seen what she looks like.

Also, while I generally love primates, the one who attacked Charla looks like an asshole.

3.) Slade's smiley

4.) Ben Affleck's cameo on Curb Your Enthusiasm
If you blink, you'll miss him.

5.) Tabloid stars collide

On The Insider this week, Jon Gosselin was giving Levi Johnston some "parenting advice." Earlier in the week on the same show, he went into some detail about his responsibility as a parent.

And he also talked shit on Kate's hair and kissing skills.

6.) Speaking of hair…
This kid has been suspended from school for getting an elaborate design shaved into his head. He is not allowed to return unless he shaves the rest of his head. His parents are supporting his "freedom of expression." Judging from the way he speaks, this kid needs a lot more school, and a little less expression.

7.) Men blame everything on our periods!

8.) This:

9.) Stephanie Pratt is growing on me.

10.) "It's important for women to stick together."
Faux-minism is not the answer for tackling double standards, when you don't even know what "double standards" are.

Oprah Winfrey Will Have Dr. Oz Gunned Down For His Insolence

Kyle Buchanan — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:42:45 EST

Look, Dr. Oz: Only Oprah is allowed to refer to her weight gain, and when she does, you're supposed to say, "What weight gain? Why, you look fit and healthy—not like that Viola Davis!"

Sadly, Oprah's favorite cleric never got the memo, and thus, his rejoinder to a self-effacing Oprah monologue about her weight was to imply she was a couch potato. Though Oprah pretended not to hear (criticism does not penetrate her aura, only affirmation and jellybeans), we fear for Dr. Oz; when Gayle goes in for the after-show hug while hiding a loaded Walther PPK inside her sensible J.Jill peacoat, he can't say he wasn't warned. [Oprah]

William Shatner Keeps O Magazine In The Shitter

Slut Machine — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:00:00 EST

Last week, Joy Behar said that they don't want men as panelists on The View, because people don't care what men have to say when they tune in to watch that show. And that's so true. But what's great about women's daytime talk shows is that when men actually do go on, they behave so much differently than they do on other shows, and we learn something new about them that we wouldn't have otherwise known. For instance, William Shatner is a huge Oprah fan, and looks to Dr. Oz's advice on poop shape. And we learned that presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee—who bonded with Tyra over food issues—doesn't like carrots. Hmm, interesting. Maybe 'cause it's phallus shaped and he doesn't want to put it in his mouth because God did not intend for that type of union? Anyway, all that and weaves in the clip above and more after the jump.

OK, just two more things really. LOL on the nips:

And LOL on the acne: