There is a finch trapped on the top floor of the CAA building. I overheard an agent I won't name hollering about how a "hawk" had tried to take his head off. They got it out of his office and shut all the office doors on the floor, but there aren't any windows to try to get it out of on the top floor, so it's just been flying around the floor over the assistant's heads.

Ha! As I've been writing this the original agent walked out of his office and the bird flew in over him, causing the agent and two assistants to run screaming out of the office.

Under the influence, we could easily see Vince stripping down to his boxer briefs, coming across a curvy cactus, and mistaking it for long-lost love Mandy Moore. A tearful embrace will ensue, leaving Vince shredded and bloody after Prickly Mandy's thorny rejection. As for Eric, we predict his height complex will disappear as he begins to feel ten feet tall. He will attempt to climb the 5,000 foot-high Ryan Mountain barefoot (to feel at one with the terrain), and fingers crossed, fall to his death. Crew sherpa Drama will abandon the gang after spotting a bikini-clad casting director on the trails. Though it hasn't been confirmed that Ari will tag along, we would enjoy a scene in which he hugs it out with Turtle before devouring his plump limbs. We've been waiting for a Rex Lee spinoff anyway.

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