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more about #defamer Motoko Kusanagi: Pathetic. more » Gawkerati: Maybe he realized he hadn't bought himself of. more » Edward Lionheart: I think Laura is probably on tranqs all the time and has had her face-lifted to the point where nothing shows anyway. But it's funny--of all the assho... more » shouldbestudying - med school edition: At least everyone laughed. It would not have surprised me if the whole situation had devolved into a clusterfuck of madness. Small victories, I supp... more » oopsidoo: I love how you Gawkeristas do everything together - even breakfast. Like when "we" poured o.j. on "our" cereal. more » misslinda: Aw, that's actually kind of charming. more » Mount_Prion: Didn't this just drive the stock prices of all the insurance companies way up? I'm not sure "wounded" is quite apt, unless there's another head sprout... more » Richard Lawson: Miniature American flags for everyone? more » badasscat: So which Republican failed to vote? I assume Gawker's take on that is that he or she should be kicked out of the senate? more » Arken: "Assuming they can agree on a final version with Congress" As much as I wish it weren't so, the Senate is part of Congress. You mean the House. more » lilrhody: This bill "wounds" the health-insurance industry? Um, no. It doesn't even give it a hangnail. Covering another 31 million people (eventually) will com... more » Pope John Peeps II: That abortion thing is funny though, because unless I'm mistaken the abortion issue in America is one of privacy, and a federal right over the individ... more » IpsoFacto: Ugh, I get depressed just thinking about all those assholes. But I did LOL when I read this about Rumsfeld, that old coot. "Donald Rumsfeld had to be... more » Go Like Hell Machine: I disagree on the dogs, as I'm not sure any living thing was allowed in the Bush administration without being actively encouraged to shit all over eve... more » willwriteforfood: That list is so not long enough. John Yoo. Brownie. Chertoff. Cheney, for god sake. Although does Cheney count if we can't get rid of him without a st... more » Lincolnsbeard33: I don't know about the Press Secretaries. Gibbs is pretty damn arrogant and a bit of a dick. Perhaps that is just a requirement to be a press secre... more » HughJackmanOffForMoney: Living in Houston, I was especially pissed to hear Laura Bush twice refer to Hurricane Katrina as "Hurricane Corina". That kind of stuff just emphasi... more » Dr. Nick: How about George W. Bush and Dick Cheney? They're no longer in office! I'm still celebrating that one. more » UGAdawg: How 'bout that Brownie. He did a heckuva job if y'all don't remember. I do disagree with adding Colin Powell to the list however. more » DennyCrane: [REDACTED] more » -
#wtf
Gov. Schwarzenegger's Arsenal
Arnold Schwarzenegger has us direly concerned about the future of California. Set aside the Republican's policies, and turn your attention to the growing cache of weaponry he keeps right there in the governor's office. More » -
#aliens
Aliens: A History Of Sociopolitical Allegory
From this weekend's major releases, the movie generating the most excitement: District 9, a relatively low-budget thriller about human-alien relations in South Africa. But it - like many films like it - has a heavy theme: goddamn aliens! More » -
#politics
Gavin Newsom Erases His Wife's Threesome Movie
Every political résumé polished and fluffed. But why is San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom, running for California's governorship, stretching the truth about his actress wife's show-biz career?
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#tv
Instead of Barry, Fox To 'Lie' To Us
Are you excited for Barack Obama's network-bankrupting fourth prime time national TV address, in honor of his 100 days of Presidenting? Fox isn't! They will be playing their regular Wednesday programming. More » -
#realitytv
Eliot Spitzer Spotted on Real Housewives of NYC
Eliot Spitzer was not quite ready for media cameras back in the fall, but Bravo still managed to get him on camera while shooting the Real Housewives of New York City that aired tonight. More » -
#movies
John McTiernan's New Movie: The Karl Rove Affair
Did you know that the prosecution of criminal Hollywood private eye Anthony Pellicano was an attempt by Karl Rove to derail Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign? It's true, if you're crazy! More » -
#thecinema
Movie Deal for Staggeringly Wrong Political Journalist
He said Matt Drudge and Karl Rove held the key to the presidency. His last book was embarrassingly wrong. Barack Obama won by studiously ignoring his advice. Someone put Mark Halperin in pictures! More » -
#changes
Mr. Kumar Goes to Washington
If you're wondering why his character died on House last night, you now have your answer. Kal Penn (Harold and Kumar) asked to leave the show to take a new job with the Obama administration.
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#videuhoh
Obama's 'Special Olympics' Leno Gaffe
In an otherwise agreeable appearance on the Tonight Show, the president compared his bowling to "like Special Olympics, or something." This is why presidents avoid late-night TV. More » -
#friends
Bill Clinton Doesn't Want Ron Burkle's Dirty (Nonexistent?) $20 Million
Famous American Bill Clinton has apparently decided to just walk away from up to $20 million he was owed by his old friend, creepy old billionaire modelizer Ron Burkle. Now why would he do that? More » -
#obits
Actor Ron Silver Dead At 62
Ron Silver, the actor and Democrat-turned-Republican political organizer, died this morning after a two-year-battle with esophageal cancer. He was 62. More » -
#crime
Anna Nicole Smith's Boyfriend Charged With Supplying Her Drugs
She died two years ago, but we're still addicted to Anna Nicole Smith. Now there's a new excuse to talk about the trashy Marilyn Monroe of our age: More » -
#politics
Is PBS Harboring the Man Who Led the Jack Valenti Homo Hunt?
J. Edgar Hoover's FBI investigated late movie-lobby chief Jack Valenti for homosexuality, the Washington Post reports. Interesting. But what about evidence ernest PBS liberal Bill Moyers requested similar probes? More » -
#politics
M.I.A. Faces Renewed Terror Questions Amid Visibility
As impressive as M.I.A. was at the Grammys and on the Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack, the burst of attention is attracting uncomfortable questions about her purported support for a terrorist groups. More » -
#politics
Jessica Alba's O'Reilly-Bashing Inspires Unfamiliar New Feelings Of Respect
When Bill O'Reilly's producers sought to ambush dim-bulb celebrities at the Inauguration festivities, they settled upon Jessica Alba as a potential target. Alba, however, was having none of it. More » -
#politics
A Tasting Guide to the GOP's Hot New Pop-Culture Site, 'Big Hollywood'
That "sold" sign on the Web space across the street from Defamer HQ finally came down today, with new, conservative neighbors Big Hollywood moving in at last. Let's go meet them, shall we? -
#politics
Alec Baldwin Not Really Sure About This Caroline Kennedy Chick
Typically, Alec Baldwin uses his platform to come out against easy targets like Sarah Palin and Dane Cook's vagina-like face. However, his ambivalent HuffPo blogging about Caroline Kennedy has been messing with his audience's mindgrapes.
