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The suspicious birth of Suri Cruise was met with a local outbreak of the bubonic plague, so we can't say we're all that surprised that another monumental celebrity infant arrival was met with a fresh wave of pestilence. The death toll should stop at three, however, as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie rush to the outbreak site, knowing that exposure to the Chosen One will immediately cure those afflicted with the mystery disease.

• Namibia: Mystery Disease Kills Three [AllAFrica.com via Drudge]
• Hollywood PlagueWatch: The Return Of The Black Death [Defamer]

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