<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, defamer toy fair]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, defamer toy fair]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/defamertoyfair http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/defamertoyfair <![CDATA[Letterman Demos 'Transformers' Toy That Helps Maturing Fans Learn About Their Bodies]]>
While most movie-tie in toys are conceived with no loftier goal than the draining of an indulgent parent's bank account, on last night's Late Show, David Letterman enthusiastically demonstrated Transformers's Optimus Prime-themed My First Orgasm playset, designed to help preadolescent males become comfortable exploring their rapidly changing bodies.

Ultimately, the toy might be a little too advanced for novices, as its initial rear-entry action seems to suggest a preliminary step that, while certainly exciting, is probably not necessary for young Transformers fans to begin their healthy experimentations in self-gratification.

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