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Interactive Media Producer - Second Story...

Mark — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:18:44 EDT

Interactive Media Producer - Second Story Interactive Studios, Portland, OR / New Media Marketing Director - Epitaph, Los Angeles, CA / Your Job Here! [Defamer Jobs]

Director of Development - GSN, The Network...

Mark — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:59:31 EDT

Director of Development - GSN, The Network for Games, Los Angeles, CA
Senior Vice President, Public Relations - Anschutz Entertainment Group, Inc., Los Angeles, CA

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New Media Marketing Director - Epitaph, Los...

Mark — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 15:51:56 EDT

New Media Marketing Director - Epitaph, Los Angeles, CA
Digital Media Sales Planner - Fox News Channel, Los Angeles, CA

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Director, Social Marketing and Digital Public...

Mark — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:35:59 EDT

Director, Social Marketing and Digital Public Relations - New Media Strategies, Washington, DC (Telecommute)
Copy Editor - Primedia, Los Angeles, CA

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Bios Editor - Baseline StudioSystems, Los...

Mark — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 14:51:47 EDT

Bios Editor - Baseline StudioSystems, Los Angeles, CA
Freelance Writer - OpposingViews, Los Angeles, CA
(witty, astute, fearless ) WRITERS WANTED - CanadaWry.com, Thunder Bay, ON, Canada (work from home)

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The Defamer Job Board: Break The Cycle

Mark — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:57:30 EDT

The summer may have unofficially ended, but your quest for a more generous, less fellatio-demanding employer continues. Spend some time on the Defamer Job Board and free yourself from Hollywood's degrading—yet dismayingly effective—sexual-favors-for-promotions cycle:

Right now at Defamer Jobs:

P/T Writer/Editors (Online) - CanadaWry.com, Thunder Bay, ON, Canada (work from home)
Online Community Producer - NBC Universal, Universal City, CA
Synergy Marketing Manager - Twentieth Century Fox, Los Angeles, CA
Assistant to Talent Manager - Trademark Talent, Sherman Oaks, CA
Entertainment Advertising Art Directors - FOX, Los Angeles, CA (Westside)
Marketing Manager - Revver, Los Angeles, CA
...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

The Defamer Job Board: Celebrate Labor Day With A Shiny New Job

Seth — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:03:52 EDT

On the eve of Labor Day, is there any better moment to reassess your current employment status? Sure, being a third assistant assigned to a hell-spawned second starter wife has its privileges...Actually, no. No it doesn't. That bitch once dislodged a freshly laquered French manicure tip in your eyeball for bringing back a pint of Pinkberry of unacceptable consistency. Get a new job. Get it now. We can help:

Some employment goodness at Defamer Jobs:

Marketing Manager - Revver, Los Angeles, CA
West Coast Director - Penthouse Media Group Inc., Los Angeles, CA
Synergy Marketing Manager - Twentieth Century Fox, Los Angeles, CA
Lead Media Coordinator Digitizer - ReelzChannel, Los Angeles, CA
Game Show Host, PlayMania - GSN, The Network for Games, Culver City, CA
Executive Producer - ARTIVIST FILM FESTIVAL & AWARDS, Los Angeles, CA
...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

The Defamer Job Board: Better Than Hot Coffee In Your Face

Seth — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:02:16 EDT

There's two ways you can deal with your current predicament, that being your supervisor's tendency to punctuate his directives with the launching of scalding, coffee-based liquids directly at your face: 1) Put up with it, hoping the amassing scar-tissue will dull your pain receptors, readying you for more caustic substances to come as you advance in your entertainment industry career, or 2) Find a new job. We suggest the latter, and can think of no better place to start than right here, at the Defamer Job Board.

Defamer Jobs:

Assistant to Talent Manager - Trademark Talent, Sherman Oaks, CA
Production Artist - Trailer Park, Los Angeles, CA
Advertising Sales Executive, Custom Publication - Modern Luxury, Los Angeles, CA
Research Manager - E-Poll Market Research, Encino, CA
Entertainment Advertising Art Directors - FOX, Los Angeles, CA (Westside)
Marketing Manager - Revver, Los Angeles, CA
...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

The Defamer Job Board: We Like To Think Of It As The 'Hope Board'

Mark — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:05:50 EDT

In your darkest hour, when you're slumped forward on your desk, sobbing softly and convinced that rolling calls for a person you're convinced is the Anti-Christ himself is the only gig left in the world, the Defamer Job Board is there to shine a light of Hope. Be saved:

Right now at Defamer Jobs:

Entertainment Advertising Art Directors - FOX, Los Angeles, CA (Westside)
Marketing Manager - Revver, Los Angeles, CA
Vice President, Foreign Film - Rogers and Cowan, Los Angeles, CA
Managing Editor - Daily Journal Corporation, Los Angeles, CA
writers/filmmakers group forming - n/a, Silverlake, CA
...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

The Defamer Job Board: Get A Damn Job Already, Would You?

Mark — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:23:10 EDT

Why can't the government just keep sending unemployment checks until you've finished your screenplay and/or finally booked a series regular gig on a hit show? Ponder this and other frustrating, employment-related questions as you scour the Defamer Job Board for an opportunity to once again contribute to society.

Right now at Defamer Jobs:

Vice President, Foreign Film - Rogers and Cowan, Los Angeles, CA
Movie Trailer Titles (Marvel / Fox) and Broadcast Graphics - CG - Interlace Media, Los Angeles, CA
Media Planner - Saatchi & Saatchi, Los Angeles, CA
writers/filmmakers group forming - n/a, Silverlake, CA
News Editor- KNBC.com - Internet Broadcasting, Los Angeles, CA
Editorial Assistant - Daily Journal Corporation, Los Angeles, CA
...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

The Defamer Job Board: The Days Of Collecting Wadded Up Singles Are Over

Mark — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:02:14 EDT

While falling back on your milk-foaming or lap-dancing skills seems like not such a bad idea on most days, don't give up quite yet: The Defamer Job Board will do its best to keep you away from the espresso machine and off the stripper pole.

Right now at Defamer Jobs:

Associate Editor - Machochip, New York, NY
Executive Producer, Neopets - MTV Networks, Los Angeles, CA
Associate Editor - Guanabee, New York, NY
Reporter - 89.3 KPCC - Southern California Public Radio, Los Angeles, CA
photogapher la & vegas - retna, Los Angeles, CA
Transportation Producer - AFI FEST 2007 presented by Audi, Los Angeles, CA
...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

The Defamer Job Board: For When You Endorse That Last Unemployment Check

Mark — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:11:34 EDT

We know that you're probably attached to your lifestyle of sitting at Starbucks, surfing the web all day, and collecting unemployment checks. But when that precious government handout runs out, you're going to need a new place to drink your coffee and read your blogs. And that's when you'll turn to the Defamer Job Board.

Right now at Defamer Jobs:

Web/Graphic Design Freelancer - Jolie NYC Enterprises, LLC, Los Angeles, CA (or NYC, Palm Beach, telecommuter)
PR Person / Writer - studio mousetrap, Los Angeles, CA
Assistant Marketing Manager - DIRECTV, Inc., Los Angeles, CA (El Segundo, CA)
Entertainment and Portraiture Editor - Corbis, Los Angeles, CA
Regional Account Executive - Viamedia, Los Angeles, CA
Assistant/Management Trainee - Confidential, Beverly Hills, CA
...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

The Defamer Job Board: Gaggers Welcome

Mark — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:22:01 EDT

Since your gag reflex has thus far prevented you from rising within the ranks of your company in the traditional, blowjob-related manner, it couldn't hurt to get some outside help for a career boost. Hit the Defamer Job Board and never again worry about how your more orally gifted peers are getting ahead.

Right now at Defamer Jobs:

Web/Graphic Design Freelancer - Jolie NYC Enterprises, LLC, Los Angeles, CA (or NYC, Palm Beach, telecommuter)
PR Person / Writer - studio mousetrap, Los Angeles, CA
Assistant Marketing Manager - DIRECTV, Inc., Los Angeles, CA (El Segundo, CA)
Entertainment and Portraiture Editor - Corbis, Los Angeles, CA
Regional Account Executive - Viamedia, Los Angeles, CA
Assistant/Management Trainee - Confidential, Beverly Hills, CA
...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

The Defamer Job Board: A Pinkslip Is Really Just A Golden Ticket To Willy Wonka's Career Satisfaction Factory

Mark — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 15:13:57 EDT

A wise man whose name we cannot recall once said, "There is absolutely no better time than right now to use the Defamer Job Board to free yourself from the tyranny of your current boss." (We will allow for the possibility that this message was recently whispered in our ear by a member the Job Board team. Even so, he's got a point.)

Right now at Defamer Jobs:

Production Accountant - Comcast Entertainment Group, Los Angeles, CA
Business Affairs Executive - MGM Studios, Los Angeles, CA
Deputy Film Editor - Nielsen Business Media, Los Angeles, CA
Web/Graphic Design Freelancer - Jolie NYC Enterprises, LLC, Los Angeles, CA (or NYC, Palm Beach, telecommuter)
Jr. Production Accountant - Comcast Entertainment Group, Los Angeles, CA
...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

The Defamer Job Board: Be Prepared For Anything

Mark — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:33:45 EDT

OK, so maybe your first attempt at an on-camera gig didn't so well, and you suspect that your bosses might be quietly looking for someone else for the job. Better to hit the Defamer Job Board and line up some career insurance than find yourself blindsided by the new girl sitting in your seat on Monday morning.

Right now at Defamer Jobs:

Sr Digital Producer - Si TV, Los Angeles, CA
Music Licensing Coordinator - Current TV, LLC, Los Angeles, CA
Receptionist - Summit Entertainment L.P., Santa Monica, CA
Manager, Marketing and Creative Advertising - Warner Bros. Entertainment, Burbank, CA
System Administrator - New Line Cinema, Los Angeles, CA
Assistant Marketing Manager - DIRECTV, Inc., Los Angeles, CA (El Segundo, CA)

...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

The Defamer Job Board: Upgrade Your Quality Of Life From 'Sucks' To 'Better Than Bearable'

Mark — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 15:07:58 EDT

We feel your pain: You job—and by extension, most of your waking life—kind of sucks. Through the power of the Defamer Job Board, reverse that career suction and get yourself into a better situation. The nightmares may even stop one day! (Maybe!)

Right now at Defamer jobs: Defamer Jobs:

Assistant to two SVPs - Blueprint Entertainment, Los Angeles, CA
Executive Assistant - Madison Road Entertainment, Los Angeles, CA
Executive Assistant - Confidential, Los Angeles, CA (South Bay)
Assistant/Management Trainee - Confidential, Beverly Hills, CA
Assistant Marketing Manager - DIRECTV, Inc., Los Angeles, CA (El Segundo, CA)
Viral Content Manager - Liquid Generation, Inc., Los Angeles, CA

...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

The Defamer Job Board: Prove Your Parents Wrong About Your Ill-Considered Hollywood Dreams

Mark — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:02:48 EDT

Jobs! They're the only things* standing between you and a humiliating bus ride back to your hometown, where your parents will greet you at the depot, somberly shaking their heads and trying not to tell you they knew moving to Hollywood was a bad idea in the first place. Better hit the Defamer Job Board and find a gig that will delay that Greyhound Ride of Shame indefinitely.

Right now at Defamer Jobs:

Guerrilla Videographer - Defamer.com, Los Angeles, CA
Executive Assistant - Confidential, Los Angeles, CA (South Bay)
VICE PRESIDENT, FILM - mPRm Public Relations, Los Angeles, CA
Senior Level Executive Consultant - First Independent Pictures, Los Angeles, CA
Assistant/Management Trainee - Confidential, Beverly Hills, CA
Assistant Marketing Manager - DIRECTV, Inc., Los Angeles, CA (El Segundo, CA)

...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

[*Well, unless you have a trust fund, which you probably do. Still, looking for jobs is fun!]

The Defamer Job Board: Don't Wait For Your Boss To Snap Before Lining Up Your Next Gig

Mark — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 14:40:31 EDT

If you've learned anything from the unfortunate incidents of early this morning, it's that your job is probably easier than Lindsay Lohan's assistant's, as you've likely never been involved in a high-speed chase with your boss. Still, this is no time to be lulled into an artificially inflated appreciation for you current employer, so hit the Defamer Job Board to give yourself options for when he finally snaps.

Right now at Defamer Jobs:

Senior Programmer (Internet) - Herzog Cowen Entertainment, Los Angeles, CA
Assistant Marketing Manager - DIRECTV, Inc., Los Angeles, CA (El Segundo, CA)
Production Coordinator - AFI FEST 2007 presented by Audi, Los Angeles, CA (Hollywood)
Production Dept. Coordinator - Si TV, Inc, Los Angeles, CA
Content Acquisition Associate - YouTube, San Bruno, CA (San Francisco Area)
Senior Entertainment Advertising Copywriter - Confidential, Los Angeles, CA

...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

The Defamer Job Board: Stop Sitting Around And Waiting For A Deep-Pocketed Producer to Stroll Into Your Life

Mark — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:22:34 EDT

Tired of enduring a year's worth of torture just for the chance that your Pitch Day lottery ticket might pay off? Take control of your destiny with the Defamer Job Board, your online, Defamer™-branded source for employment salvation.

Right now at Defamer Jobs:

Game Show Contestant Coordinator - Scott Sternberg Productions, Los Angeles, CA
Director, Creative Advertising - Warner Independent Pictures Inc., Burbank, CA
Night On-Line/Assistant Editor - Blue Collar Productions, Inc., West Hollywood, CA
Event Marketing & Customer Service - New Direction Promotions, Los Angeles, CA
Viral Content Manager - Liquid Generation, Inc., Los Angeles, CA
...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

The Defamer Job Board: Better Than Working A Corner On Santa Monica Blvd.

Mark — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 15:17:30 EDT

Suddenly find yourself standing on the sidewalk with a cardboard box overflowing with your belongings, wondering how your boss could have taken your helpful suggestion that he seeks treatment for his "obsessive-asshole personality disorder" the wrong way? The Defamer Job Board is here to help you get things figured out.

Right now at Defamer Jobs:

Viral Content Manager - Liquid Generation, Inc., Los Angeles, CA
Content Acquisition Associate - YouTube, San Bruno, CA (San Francisco Area)
Sr. Analyst - HBO, Los Angeles, CA
Executive Assistant, Movies Programming - Lifetime Networks, Los Angeles, CA
Talent Development Assistant - NBC Universal, Universal City, CA
Personal Assitant - TeraVision.com, Los Angeles, CA

...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.