<![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, cuture]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: defamer, cuture]]> http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/cuture http://gawker.com/tag/defamer/cuture <![CDATA[Jean-Claude Van Damme: The Freshmaker]]>
We realize that our last video post, in which America's #1 Feel-Good Rodent is revealed to be history's deadliest Jew-hater, was perhaps not the sunshiniest way to start out the day. To make up for it, here's another, in which Brussels' greatest contribution to Hollywood has-beenry, Jean-Claude Van Damme, flees from his Bloodsport tormentors, only reimagined as a Mentos commercial. If Van Damme playfully outwitting two bumbling pursuers as a chorus of Euro jingle singers intone, "Do do do do doo-oo...The onnnnneee...." doesn't cheer you up, we don't know what will.

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